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Old 07-29-2004, 05:50 PM   #1
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Mystery Creature Lurks in Texas Now
THIS IS THE START OF THE INVASION

Maryland Mystery Animal 'Seen' All Over The World

Larry Frum, Jr., Managing Editor

POSTED: 6:08 am EDT July 29, 2004
UPDATED: 6:53 am EDT July 29, 2004


BALTIMORE -- Since the mystery animal appeared on our Web site two weeks ago, millions of people from around the world have looked at the pictures and sent in guesses as to what it may be.However, new pictures of a strange animal in Texas have some wondering if it is the same creature seen in central Maryland.Images: New Pictures Of Mystery Animals (updated images)

A farmer in Elmendorf, Tex., said a strange, blue creature massacred his chickens and grabbed 35 of them in just one day. When the farmer finally shot the 20-pound animal and killed it, he was blown away at what he saw."The first thing that came to mind is surely everybody's going to think this is a Chupacabra," Devin Macanally said. "But it is so odd because it has no hair."The Chupacabra is part of Mexican folklore. It supposedly kills other animals by sucking the blood out of them.Other people have written in with their guesses about what the Maryland mystery animal could be. A Baltimore veterinarian said he thought it was a dog with mange and an official from the Department of Natural Resources believed it was a fox.However, e-mails from Australia, South Africa and Alaska have labeled the animal as a razorback hog, a hyena, an aardwolf, a coyote, a capybara, a Mexican hairless dog, a warthog, a wolf, or an African wild dog. Some people say the animal is a previously thought extinct Tasmanian Wolf.The creature -- or one similar to it -- has also allegedly been spotted in Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, New Jersey, Texas and even England. Previous Stories:

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Old 07-29-2004, 05:52 PM   #2
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oh damn, its the aliens, there coming, SHIT were done, its over , the end of the world.
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:56 PM   #3
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It looks like a Dokney
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:57 PM   #4
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I'm going to tame it and make it my pet...
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:59 PM   #5
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careful jeebs, it might shoot lasers out of its eyes !

fear, fear the mystery creature
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:02 PM   #6
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:02 PM   #7
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:07 PM   #8
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:11 PM   #9
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So, yes. Laser eyes are confirmed...or, at least, lightbulb eyes.
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:11 PM   #10
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:16 PM   #11
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So, yes. Laser eyes are confirmed...or, at least, lightbulb eyes.

I just saw that one again recently. Man, it's bad.

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Old 07-29-2004, 06:18 PM   #12
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Oh great, he's headed for California. I guess he's going to be the Dodgers 5th starter...
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:19 PM   #13
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Old 07-29-2004, 08:05 PM   #14
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The only thing mysterious about the creature is who beat the crap out of it with the ugly stick.
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