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Old 07-12-2004, 06:46 AM   #1
Fritz
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I got a duck

with no feathers on it
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Old 07-12-2004, 06:48 AM   #2
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RAWK!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:20 AM   #3
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Does it quack?

(oh, sorry, wrong joke)
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:53 AM   #4
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Bastard.
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Originally Posted by Thomas Sowell
“One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.”
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“Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:59 AM   #5
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fuck a duck.
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Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."
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Old 07-12-2004, 08:02 AM   #6
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fuck a duck.

Ouch! Lets not fuck a duck and just say we did.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas Sowell
“One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.”
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Originally Posted by Alexis de Tocqueville
“Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:40 AM   #7
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Don't knock ducks.
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:41 AM   #8
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I'd hit it
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:54 AM   #9
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I'd hit it

Hmm. After seeing you at that party on Friday, I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:58 AM   #10
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Hmm. After seeing you at that party on Friday, I was thinking the same thing.

I thought that was you in the corner with the armadillo...
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Old 07-12-2004, 12:10 PM   #11
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That was a muskrat, tool.
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Old 07-12-2004, 12:14 PM   #12
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mmm muskrat
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Old 07-12-2004, 12:45 PM   #13
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Dont Fuck Ducks!
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Old 07-12-2004, 12:46 PM   #14
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*butthole puckers*
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Originally Posted by Thomas Sowell
“One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.”
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Originally Posted by Alexis de Tocqueville
“Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
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Old 07-12-2004, 01:06 PM   #15
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hope he files an AFLAC claim
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'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
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Old 07-12-2004, 02:37 PM   #16
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pix plz tnx
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Old 07-12-2004, 02:40 PM   #17
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pix plz tnx


http://www.buffworks.com/bw/baldduck/front.jpg
http://www.buffworks.com/bw/baldduck/left.jpg
http://www.buffworks.com/bw/baldduck/top.jpg
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http://www.buffworks.com/bw/baldduck/fallingoffroof.jpg
http://www.buffworks.com/bw/baldduck/beavershot.jpg
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