What is so HARD about mailing a response!?!?

[Mustang]

Our wedding is in 2 weeks, invitations have been out since the last week of March. RSVP date on the invite is April 30th..

Out of 150 people, we have responses from 60...

What the hell is so hard about filling out the response and dropping it into the mail. There are only 2 lines to fill. # of people and dinner choice. Thing already has a stamp on it...

Now this weekend, I'm going to have to place a bunch of calls to find out what peoples intentions are.

!@%!%^!#^!#!!!

Wedding planning is soooooo much fun.

[Franklinnoble]

One of about a billion reasons why my wife and I eloped...

[panerd]

Your RSVP date isn't even for two days. Hard to get mad until at least Friday.

[rkmsuf]

No response then f@#$ em. If they show they can sit in the kitchen.

[Buzzbee]

"Our wedding is in 2 weeks, invitations have been out since the last week of May. RSVP date on the invite is April 30th.."

Need to fix a typo?

[SackAttack]

Not if they sent the invitations out a year ago. If that's the case, no wonder he 's pissed.

[Mustang]

Doh! No.. last week of March. Fixed the typo.

Actually, if it was the last week of May last year, I could see why people didn't respond.

[AnalBumCover]

Well, if the 90 remaining people don't respond, can FOFC come? We'll keep ourselves in the back of the hall, probably playing a small poker tournament.

[Desnudo]

You didn't leave a whole lot of leeway in your schedule did you? I would have sent out reminders to the slackers a few months ago. I also would have double bagged that. I make an excellent wedding guest. Plenty of stories. Like ABC said, if you have room...

Edit: it is open bar right?

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Edit: it is open bar right?

Heh... beer, soda and wine. We couldn't swing the price of a full open bar. Beer selections will be Miller Genuine Draft & Hacker Pschorr.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Mustang

Heh... beer, soda and wine. We couldn't swing the price of a full open bar. Beer selections will be Miller Genuine Draft & Hacker Pschorr.

Is it okay if I bring a funnel?

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Is it okay if I bring a funnel?

Sure.. wear sweat pants too so you can allow your stomach to expand after eating an extra 40 meals...

[Samdari]

Originally Posted by Mustang

Hacker Pschorr.

Bless you.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Mustang

Sure.. wear sweat pants too so the dancing girls can feel you up more easily...

[Buzzbee]

Mmmm. Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest is one of my favorites. Not as keen on Hacker Pschorr Weiss, but it is still tasty.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

One of about a billion reasons why my wife and I eloped...

You know, I would love to do that when my girlfriend and I are ready to get married, but I know she would eventually really regret not having the wedding that she always envisioned while she was growing up...

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You know, I would love to do that when my girlfriend and I are ready to get married, but I know she would eventually really regret not having the wedding that she always envisioned while she was growing up...

She's marrying a member of Menudo?

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You know, I would love to do that when my girlfriend and I are ready to get married, but I know she would eventually really regret not having the wedding that she always envisioned while she was growing up...

I thought she outgrew the notion of marrying her dad...

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

She's marrying a member of Menudo?

I was thinking more of Corey Haim only to have Corey Feldman speak up at the last moment. The two duke it out and bloody each other so bad they both end up dying and saving all of us from future 'B' movies.

I got nothing.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I was thinking more of Corey Haim only to have Corey Feldman speak up at the last moment. The two duke it out and bloody each other so bad they both end up dying and saving all of us from future 'B' movies.

I got nothing.

Every time I think of these guys, for some reason I wonder what happened to that other guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure... Keanu Reeves went on to have an inexplicably lucrative career as a bad actor, but the other dude faded to bolivian... or something...

[JeeberD]

I think he was in Lost Boys, but that's the last I remember of seeing him...

[Rizon]

Hey, myself and my wife sent out like 150-200 invitations and only got 50 or so back.

40 people showed up to the wedding. Twice that showed up at the reception for the free food. Damn rednecks.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by Rizon

Hey, myself and my wife sent out like 150-200 invitations and only got 50 or so back.

40 people showed up to the wedding. Twice that showed up at the reception for the free food. Damn rednecks.

Geez.. thanks. Now I don't feel so bad.

Although.. you ARE in Antartica so.....

[JAG]

Originally Posted by Mustang

Our wedding is in 2 weeks, invitations have been out since the last week of March. RSVP date on the invite is April 30th..

Out of 150 people, we have responses from 60...

What the hell is so hard about filling out the response and dropping it into the mail. There are only 2 lines to fill. # of people and dinner choice. Thing already has a stamp on it...

Now this weekend, I'm going to have to place a bunch of calls to find out what peoples intentions are.

!@%!%^!#^!#!!!

Wedding planning is soooooo much fun.

Just so you know, it doesn't end there. Even when we got responses back, there were a good 15-20 people who said they were coming that didn't show. "Hm, that would've saved some money had we known..."

Our wedding was a great time though...and in the end I actually thought it made all the planning worthwhile. I hope yours turns out the same way.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I think he was in Lost Boys, but that's the last I remember of seeing him...

Ironic.

[sovereignstar]

But Lost Boys was definitely before Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

wtf?

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

But Lost Boys was definitely before Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

wtf?

Your level of expertise in this area is nearly as disturbing as your willingness to photoshop pictures of pornographic plush toys.

Can we consider this thread completely jacked yet?

[JeeberD]

Huh, just looked at IMDB.com and Lost Boys came out before either of the Bill & Ted movies.

Here's Bill S. Preston, Esq's (aka Alex White) entire film history:

# Fever (1999) (uncredited) .... Subway Passenger
# Borrowers, The (1997) .... TV Gangster
# Freaked (1993) .... Ricky Coogan
... aka Hideous Mutant Freekz (1993)
# "Idiot Box, The" (1991) TV Series .... Various Characters
# Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Bill
# "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures" (1990) TV Series (voice) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq.

# Rosalie Goes Shopping (1989) .... Schatzi
# Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq.
# Haunted Summer (1988) .... Dr. John William Polidori
# Medium Rare (1987)
# Lost Boys, The (1987) (as Alexander Winter) .... Marko
# Death Wish 3 (1985) .... Hermosa

[korme]

Funnel. What the hell is a funnel. On spring break we met these girls from Kentucky and all they could say was that they were funnelin' beers.

NO. IT'S A BONG AND YOU BONG YOUR BEERS.

[corbes]

See, I don't understand the bong reference. I thought a bong was something else. A funnel, though, makes sense.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Every time I think of these guys, for some reason I wonder what happened to that other guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure... Keanu Reeves went on to have an inexplicably lucrative career as a bad actor, but the other dude faded to bolivian... or something...

He's a writer director now. Not exactly bolivian but not as visible as a bad actor.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by corbes

See, I don't understand the bong reference. I thought a bong was something else. A funnel, though, makes sense.

I don't get it either

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Funnel. What the hell is a funnel. On spring break we met these girls from Kentucky and all they could say was that they were funnelin' beers.

NO. IT'S A BONG AND YOU BONG YOUR BEERS.

So, let's recap. You meet girls from Kentucky on spring break who are getting drunk off their asses, and all you can think about is how it should be called a beer "bong" and not a beer "funnel."

Opportunity is so tragically wasted on the young...

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

So, let's recap. You meet girls from Kentucky on spring break who are getting drunk off their asses, and all you can think about is how it should be called a beer "bong" and not a beer "funnel."

Opportunity is so tragically wasted on the young...

He was more concerned with getting the high score on Pop-A-Shot

[corbes]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

He was more concerned with getting the high score on Pop-A-Shot

but he did get a very nice stuffed kangaroo.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

So, let's recap. You meet girls from Kentucky on spring break who are getting drunk off their asses, and all you can think about is how it should be called a beer "bong" and not a beer "funnel."

Opportunity is so tragically wasted on the young...

I wouldn't hold shorty up as a shining example of youth. Let's see: funnel, check. Tube, check. What happens when you put your mouth on the end of the tube and suck down what's being poured down the funnel: Funnelin'. The misnomer "beer bong" degrades us all.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I wouldn't hold shorty up as a shining example of youth. Let's see: funnel, check. Tube, check. What happens when you put your mouth on the end of the tube and suck down what's being poured down the funnel: Funnelin'. The misnomer "beer bong" degrades us all.

Maybe the cooky kids tried to light the beer on fire and inhale the beer fumes...

[ISiddiqui]

Man, only if where I went to college was that much fun.

[Coffee Warlord]

You know, back to the original post, I have but one question.

Why the hell wasn't the FOFC invited. WHY? WHY!?!?!

[finkenst]

mustang,

i never got my invitation!!

where is it?

[Anthony]

so shorty misses out on pussy because he's too busy being smarmy - and he's wrong to boot!

beer bong? nowhere in america is it called a beer bong.

[sovereignstar]

It's beer bong you old farts.

[Simms]

I apologize well in advance for this, and I'm really not trying to be a dick, but the editor in me just can't let this go.

Main Entry: Bo·liv·ia
Pronunciation: b&-'li-vE-&
Usage: geographical name
country W central S. America; a republic; administrative capital La Paz, constitutional capital Sucre area about 424,200 square miles (1,102,920 square kilometers), population 7,715,000
- Bo·liv·i·an /-vE-&n/ adjective or noun

Main Entry: obliv·i·on
Pronunciation: &-'bli-vE-&n, O-, ä-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin oblivion-, oblivio, from oblivisci to forget, perhaps from ob- in the way + levis smooth -- more at OB-, LEVIGATE
1 : the fact or condition of forgetting or having forgotten; especially : the condition of being oblivious

[lcjjdnh]

Actually Simms, I'm going to guess that it is a reference to the Mike Tyson misspeak in which he suggested "fading into bolivian" or something to that effect.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

It's beer bong you old farts.

It's been miscalled a beer bong for years by disrespectful hooligans like yourself. When you're distributing mail from the cart, make sure to call it a funnel to your superiors.

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

It's been miscalled a beer bong for years by disrespectful hooligans like yourself. When you're distributing mail from the cart, make sure to call it a funnel to your superiors.

I noticed you didn't use "flippin' burgers". Is that what you do?

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by lcjjdnh

Actually Simms, I'm going to guess that it is a reference to the Mike Tyson misspeak in which he suggested "fading into bolivian" or something to that effect.

You are correct.

[Simms]

I thought it might have been intentional at first, but when I saw it used a second time I just couldn't help myself.

Occupational hazard...sorry.

*slinks back into the corner*

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Funnel. What the hell is a funnel. On spring break we met these girls from Kentucky and all they could say was that they were funnelin' beers.

NO. IT'S A BONG AND YOU BONG YOUR BEERS.

When in doubt always trust the 18 year old kid from Ohio's opinions about beer and all things related to it.

It's a fucking funnel.

[McSweeny]

it is certainly not called a beer bong

it is a funnel!