OT: John Kerry outside my window

Z²+ · 04-16-2004, 07:02 AM

John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)

In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure

samifan24 · 04-16-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)

In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure

Tell Kerry he has a trout in his rectum.

CamEdwards · 04-16-2004, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs...
(I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask)

In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure

How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him.

FBPro · 04-16-2004, 07:42 AM

I thought you were talking about what the dog left...........

JonInMiddleGA · 04-16-2004, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

... if anyone has a message for him.

Got a bucket of freshly brewed piss handy? If so, you can pass that along to him with my compliments.

GrantDawg · 04-16-2004, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him.

That would be cool. If you made a sign, do you think it would get in any shots if you hung it out the window?

Vote Edwards/Heston 2004!

Z²+ · 04-16-2004, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

That would be cool. If you made a sign, do you think it would get in any shots if you hung it out the window?

It appears the media is taking pictures facing away from my dorm. Probably a good idea, since the pro-Bush retaliatory rally seems to have been shoved right in front of my window as well.
It's a simple rule: No political rallies in front of my window during my sleep time. Go away!

Senator · 04-16-2004, 09:14 AM

Ask him why he looks like Lurch.

John Galt · 04-16-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him.

You selfish bastard! He has a chance to shout "you have a trout in your rectum" at Kerry, and you want free advertising instead. Sickening.

GrantDawg · 04-16-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by John Galt

You selfish bastard! He has a chance to shout "you have a trout in your rectum" at Kerry, and you want free advertising instead. Sickening.

Was when you posted that a "billable hour?"

Crapshoot · 04-16-2004, 11:33 AM

You go to Pitt ? Im down at CMU..

judicial clerk · 04-16-2004, 11:46 AM

When I first read Z2+ post I thought he wrote "I'd be more than willing to SHOOT out the window at him [Kerry] and disrupt the entire shin-dig."

John Galt · 04-16-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Was when you posted that a "billable hour?"

Hmmm . . . everything is spelled right, yet I can't figure out what you were asking.

DanGarion · 04-16-2004, 12:18 PM

Bon Joni? Is that the daughter of Bon Jovi and Joni Mitchell?

HornedFrog Purple · 04-16-2004, 12:45 PM

Grab some ping-pong balls and throw them out the window screaming "Lightning Bolt!!!! Lightning Bolt!!!!"

Please.

Franklinnoble · 04-16-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HornedFrog Purple

Grab some ping-pong balls and throw them out the window screaming "Lightning Bolt!!!! Lightning Bolt!!!!"

Please.

The Afoci · 04-16-2004, 12:55 PM

Throw bottles of ketchup out the window and scream "Free Tomatoes! Murderer!" Then walk away confused and apologize.

BigJohn&TheLions · 04-16-2004, 05:35 PM

Tell him to actually get a platform and run on it.

Oh, that's right. To beat Bush all he needs to do is show up!

dawgfan · 04-16-2004, 06:01 PM

Throw a football at him and see if he flinches or catches it like a girl...

Blitz · 04-17-2004, 02:35 AM

Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt

Crapshoot · 04-17-2004, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Blitz

Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt

Uh... yeah. CMU >>>>>>> The rest of the schools in Pittsburgh/ Pennsylvania...

Blitz · 04-17-2004, 09:25 AM

Athletic prowness is much more important than academics

(And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too

)

Crapshoot · 04-17-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitz

Athletic prowness is much more important than academics

(And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too

)

By that measure, my left nut has CMU beat- and I go here.

Academically though, CMU whups everyone and probably about par with Penn.. as the joke here goes: "How many Pitt/Robert Morris/ Duquense students does it take to change a lightbulb ? 1, and they get 9 engineering credits for it...

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04-16-2004, 12:45 PM	#15
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04-16-2004, 12:55 PM	#17
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Throw bottles of ketchup out the window and scream "Free Tomatoes! Murderer!" Then walk away confused and apologize. __________________ I had something.

04-16-2004, 11:33 AM	#11
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	You go to Pitt ? Im down at CMU..

04-16-2004, 11:46 AM	#12
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	When I first read Z2+ post I thought he wrote "I'd be more than willing to SHOOT out the window at him [Kerry] and disrupt the entire shin-dig."

04-16-2004, 05:35 PM	#18
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Tell him to actually get a platform and run on it. Oh, that's right. To beat Bush all he needs to do is show up! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

04-16-2004, 06:01 PM	#19
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Throw a football at him and see if he flinches or catches it like a girl...

04-17-2004, 02:35 AM	#20
Blitz n00b Join Date: Apr 2004	Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt

04-17-2004, 09:25 AM	#22
Blitz n00b Join Date: Apr 2004	Athletic prowness is much more important than academics (And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too )

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