Average Joe Finale: Adam the Schmuck

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 10:20 PM

I've searched my whole life for a girl like Rachel. That guy is a jackass. No words are forming in my head. Anger. No more dating TV for me. Must fight urge to bludgeon him. I need a drink after this one.

Chubby · 04-05-2004, 10:21 PM

What happened?

GoldenEagle · 04-05-2004, 10:23 PM

I am guessing he didn't choose some girl named Rachel but I could be wrong.

FBPro · 04-05-2004, 10:23 PM

Musta chosen "the other one"(don't recall her name).

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chubby

What happened?

He passed up the beautiful, sweet, caring, perfect girl for some ditz who spends hundreds of dollars on clothes for her dog.

I think I'm sending her a letter. I'm glad they gave out full names. Average this, you moron.

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

I think I'm sending her a letter. I'm glad they gave out full names. Average this, you moron.

DolaClarify:

Sending a letter to the perfect one, explaining the benefits of dating an exponent. No letter to the other one, boo her. Boo.

sabotai · 04-05-2004, 10:28 PM

Hundreds of dollars on clothes....for her dog....Ok. I did not watch 1 second of this show, but if that's the case, I agree with you. He's a schmuck.

Chubby · 04-05-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

DolaClarify:

Sending a letter to the perfect one, explaining the benefits of dating an exponent. No letter to the other one, boo her. Boo.

lol

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

I need a drink after this one.

That drink didn't help at all. Neither did the second. Now I'm angry and buzzed. Maybe I'll wait to write that letter until tomorrow. She'll realize that I'm ² better than this moron. Maybe even ³.

When I get on Big Brother this summer, the country will have a legitimate good guy to root for. You'll see

tucker342 · 04-05-2004, 10:58 PM

But that's why you wouldn't be picked, good people don't make good T.V.

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tucker342

But that's why you wouldn't be picked, good people don't make good T.V.

Maybe not 6 months ago. But I think times are changing. The fact that they even produced this show, and the disapointment when the other average guys "lost", shows there is an emerging market of people who are tired of smug jerks and backstabbing hellcats.

Enter: Me. The exponent next door.

And for the record, that's me talking, and not the vodka sours. I'm officially cut off now.

bbor · 04-05-2004, 11:16 PM

The girl he did'nt choose was a dork....but the girl he did choose was a wanna be celebrity..IMHO

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

The girl he did'nt choose was a dork

Hence my attraction to her

You say dork, I say dorkishly wholesome and amazing.

bbor · 04-05-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

Hence my attraction to her

You say dork, I say dorkishly wholesome and amazing.

I meant Dork in the nicest way

Adams mother sure was a bitch though.

sabotai · 04-05-2004, 11:23 PM

Dorky girls rules. They don't know any better which raises the chances of them settling for you without knowing it.

Z²+ · 04-05-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I meant Dork in the nicest way

This is FOFC. Could it be used any other way??

Sex with supermodels is great. But that was the kind of girl to marry. At least in my world. If I find someone like her, I'll be truly happy.

bbor · 04-05-2004, 11:56 PM

I don't think Rachel was anywhere close to a supermodel though.

Anthony · 04-06-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

That drink didn't help at all. Neither did the second. Now I'm angry and buzzed. Maybe I'll wait to write that letter until tomorrow. She'll realize that I'm ² better than this moron. Maybe even ³.

When I get on Big Brother this summer, the country will have a legitimate good guy to root for. You'll see

buzzed after 2 drinks? you animal.

SunDancer · 04-06-2004, 12:12 AM

Just wait til Wednesday...Jesse Palmer trades in the footballs for the women on Bacholor.

Logan · 04-06-2004, 12:18 AM

I watched this only because that guy Adam went to high school with my brother and sister, and since he was bringing them to my hometown of Marlboro, NJ to meet the parentals, I thought it would be interesting to watch.

It wasn't. He's an idiot.

SunDancer · 04-06-2004, 12:21 AM

I think the next Average Joe should be HornsManic.

Z²+ · 04-06-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I don't think Rachel was anywhere close to a supermodel though.

Agreed. But she had a smile that captured me since day one. He said something to the effect of "I could wake up happy next to her for the rest of my life." My thoughts exactly. Truthfully, I usually only go for blondes. But something about her just caught me. She was just naturally beautiful.
The fact that I'm still thinking about this 3 hours later is making me mad. Let it go already. If only I didn't want to drive to NY and introduce myself to her...

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buzzed after 2 drinks? you animal.

Hey, it saves money at the bar. And wreaks havoc at the casino.

Young Drachma · 04-06-2004, 12:32 AM

I saw part of it, a very brief part of it. He (Adam) seemed like a real tool. Where do they get these people from?

I wonder if after watching the premiere of The Bachelor at Jesse Palmer's house (he invited them) if his teammates are gonna ask him who he didn't pick, so they can start claiming dibs on his scraps. Or taking bets on the ones he "didn't" sleep with.

Reality TV ....crazy stuff

stevew · 04-06-2004, 12:43 AM

A better question is, how much longer will Jesse Palmer be an "NFL QB?"

Z²+ · 04-06-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Where do they get these people from?

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Asshats, every last one.

But don't worry, if all goes according to plan, I'll be representin' FOFC this summer. At my interview, the producer said they expect about 10,000 applications. Considering my strengths and those numbers, I give myself about a 50/50 shot of being on. Even money. Push.
Confidence is key

GrantDawg · 04-06-2004, 08:51 AM

I stop watching date shows after Bob punted. They never pick the "right" one. Explains much about some of the couples I've had in marriage counselling.

MikeVic · 04-06-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Z²+

Asshats, every last one.

But don't worry, if all goes according to plan, I'll be representin' FOFC this summer. At my interview, the producer said they expect about 10,000 applications. Considering my strengths and those numbers, I give myself about a 50/50 shot of being on. Even money. Push.
Confidence is key

I'm interested in seeing how this goes. Let us know if you get in. I'd watch it for sure.

04-05-2004, 10:23 PM	#4
FBPro College Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SE	Musta chosen "the other one"(don't recall her name). __________________ GM RayCo Raiders-est. 2004-2012 Charter member of the IHOF-RayCo GM GM Tennessee Titans PFL 2011-2014 GM Tennessee Titans FOWL 2020-2025

04-05-2004, 11:16 PM	#12
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	The girl he did'nt choose was a dork....but the girl he did choose was a wanna be celebrity..IMHO __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-05-2004, 11:56 PM	#17
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I don't think Rachel was anywhere close to a supermodel though. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-05-2004, 10:21 PM	#2
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	What happened?

04-05-2004, 10:23 PM	#3
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I am guessing he didn't choose some girl named Rachel but I could be wrong.

04-05-2004, 10:28 PM	#7
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Hundreds of dollars on clothes....for her dog....Ok. I did not watch 1 second of this show, but if that's the case, I agree with you. He's a schmuck.

04-05-2004, 10:58 PM	#10
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	But that's why you wouldn't be picked, good people don't make good T.V.

04-05-2004, 11:23 PM	#15
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Dorky girls rules. They don't know any better which raises the chances of them settling for you without knowing it.

04-06-2004, 12:12 AM	#19
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Just wait til Wednesday...Jesse Palmer trades in the footballs for the women on Bacholor.

04-06-2004, 12:18 AM	#20
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I watched this only because that guy Adam went to high school with my brother and sister, and since he was bringing them to my hometown of Marlboro, NJ to meet the parentals, I thought it would be interesting to watch. It wasn't. He's an idiot.

04-06-2004, 12:21 AM	#21
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	I think the next Average Joe should be HornsManic.

04-06-2004, 12:32 AM	#23
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	I saw part of it, a very brief part of it. He (Adam) seemed like a real tool. Where do they get these people from? I wonder if after watching the premiere of The Bachelor at Jesse Palmer's house (he invited them) if his teammates are gonna ask him who he didn't pick, so they can start claiming dibs on his scraps. Or taking bets on the ones he "didn't" sleep with. Reality TV ....crazy stuff

04-06-2004, 12:43 AM	#24
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	A better question is, how much longer will Jesse Palmer be an "NFL QB?"

04-06-2004, 08:51 AM	#26
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I stop watching date shows after Bob punted. They never pick the "right" one. Explains much about some of the couples I've had in marriage counselling.

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