Alchohol Abuse

ShovelMonkey · 03-01-2004, 05:29 PM

Dammit all to hell, I just spilled my beer on my keyboard!

sabotai · 03-01-2004, 05:36 PM

Beer sucks, real men drink whiskey.

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-01-2004, 05:46 PM

One bourbon, One scotch, One beer...

ShovelMonkey · 03-01-2004, 05:46 PM

Whiskey is much less fun to slurp off the said keyboard.

sabotai · 03-01-2004, 05:50 PM

Dude....you may have a problem if you're slurping beer off a dirty keyboard.

ShovelMonkey · 03-01-2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Dude....you may have a problem if you're slurping beer off a dirty keyboard.

What else are you insinuating may be on my keyboard? My keyboard is in impeccable condition! I always wipe it off after yankin' my dog to internet porn!

INDalltheway · 03-01-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ShovelMonkey

What else are you insinuating may be on my keyboard? My keyboard is in impeccable condition! I always wipe it off after yankin' my dog to internet porn!

Scary...

korme · 03-01-2004, 09:49 PM

Pass the Smirnoff Ice girlfriend!

corbes · 03-01-2004, 09:55 PM

Man, I spilled beer on my keyboard once.

Actually, it was Karl who spilled the beer. It was my beer, but Karl spilled it. Bastard. He never paid me back, either -- it ruined the keyboard, and I had to buy a new one. Miserly bastard...

33sherman · 03-01-2004, 10:27 PM

Spilling beer on your keyboard on monday night is fine...

Spilling whisky on your keyboard on monday night is more of a problem..wait until Thursday to spill whisky.

JeeberD · 03-02-2004, 12:18 AM

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never game me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge.

Mr. Sparkle · 03-02-2004, 12:54 AM

In the immortal words of Dave Attell, Jack Daniels should come with bail money

Silver Owl · 03-02-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never GAME me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge.

I think it may have crossed your "M" key with your "V" key.

timmae · 03-02-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never game me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge.

Took the 2nd of my ARE exams yesterday... one of the questions was correctly identifying a 'shiner'. Oddly, all it had shown to the side of the question were 4 bricks in different configurations... no liquids of any kind.

JeeberD · 03-02-2004, 10:57 PM

Thanks for bumping this. I think I still have a few Shiners left in the fridge...

korme · 03-02-2004, 11:13 PM

Last night I fell asleep next to a liar
and I woke up with a shiner

mckerney · 03-02-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Thanks for bumping this. I think I still have a few Shiners left in the fridge...

You may be interested in New Glarus (hxxp://www.newglarusbrewing.com/), though you'd have to come up to Wisconsin to get some. If you do, bring som Shiner with you.

In 1995 and 1999, the New Glarus Brewing Company was named one of the world's ten best breweries at the World Brewery Championship. This competition involved more than three hundred breweries from 28 countries who submitted over 700 beers.

kingnebwsu · 03-03-2004, 12:48 AM

Does whiskey count as beer?

Hurst2112 · 03-03-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

Does whiskey count as beer?

If you drink it in a can

mckerney · 03-03-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

Does whiskey count as beer?

No, though it can still be damn good.

JeeberD · 03-03-2004, 12:59 AM

I can't do whisky. I get the worst damn headaches from it...

mckerney · 03-03-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I can't do whisky. I get the worst damn headaches from it...

Light. Weight.

Hurst2112 · 03-03-2004, 01:43 AM

There is something to be said about a brown liquor drunk. And no, spiced rum doesn't count.

I, along with a couple other people i know, get drunk a little different with whisky. I tend to get a little more angry and out of control. Not too severe, but enough to make me afraid...very afraid of it. Perhaps it's my native american blood.

JeeberD · 03-03-2004, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Light. Weight.

Please. I'll drink all night with vodka, tequila, rum, etc. Just don't give me no damn whisky...

Fritz · 03-03-2004, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

You may be interested in New Glarus

In 1995 and 1999, the New Glarus Brewing Company was named one of the world's ten best breweries at the World Brewery Championship. This competition involved more than three hundred breweries from 28 countries who submitted over 700 beers.

"Schlitz Malt Liquor won the Gold Medal, as the best American-Style Premium Lager at the 2002 Great American Beer Festival."

never EVER trust beer awards

Hurst2112 · 03-03-2004, 08:55 AM

Amen!

Passacaglia · 03-05-2004, 12:36 PM

I spilled beer on my keyboard once. Everything got all crazy, until eventually, it just stopped working. By middle of the next day everything was working fine again, but eventually I began to notice that beers were disappearing from my fridge. Everything came to a head one Friday night, when I didn't happen to have any beer in the fridge, and the keyboard flung up from my desk and attacked me! I barely survived! Thankfully, everything is okay now. The keyboard works well most of the time, but it's always gone for some reason Wednesday at 8 pm.

03-01-2004, 05:46 PM	#4
ShovelMonkey H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central PA	Whiskey is much less fun to slurp off the said keyboard. __________________ It only hurts for a little while...

03-01-2004, 09:55 PM	#9
corbes College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Man, I spilled beer on my keyboard once. Actually, it was Karl who spilled the beer. It was my beer, but Karl spilled it. Bastard. He never paid me back, either -- it ruined the keyboard, and I had to buy a new one. Miserly bastard... Last edited by corbes : 03-01-2004 at 09:56 PM.

03-02-2004, 12:18 AM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never game me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one... Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-02-2004, 12:54 AM	#12
Mr. Sparkle High School JV Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Francisco	In the immortal words of Dave Attell, Jack Daniels should come with bail money __________________ I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

03-02-2004, 10:57 PM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Thanks for bumping this. I think I still have a few Shiners left in the fridge... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-01-2004, 05:36 PM	#2
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Beer sucks, real men drink whiskey.

03-01-2004, 05:46 PM	#3
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	One bourbon, One scotch, One beer...

03-01-2004, 05:50 PM	#5
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Dude....you may have a problem if you're slurping beer off a dirty keyboard.

03-01-2004, 09:49 PM	#8
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Pass the Smirnoff Ice girlfriend!

03-01-2004, 10:27 PM	#10
33sherman Mascot Join Date: Nov 2002	Spilling beer on your keyboard on monday night is fine... Spilling whisky on your keyboard on monday night is more of a problem..wait until Thursday to spill whisky.

03-02-2004, 11:13 PM	#16
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Last night I fell asleep next to a liar and I woke up with a shiner

03-03-2004, 12:48 AM	#18
kingnebwsu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	Does whiskey count as beer?

03-03-2004, 12:59 AM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I can't do whisky. I get the worst damn headaches from it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-03-2004, 01:43 AM	#23
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	There is something to be said about a brown liquor drunk. And no, spiced rum doesn't count. I, along with a couple other people i know, get drunk a little different with whisky. I tend to get a little more angry and out of control. Not too severe, but enough to make me afraid...very afraid of it. Perhaps it's my native american blood. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

03-03-2004, 08:55 AM	#26
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	Amen! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

03-05-2004, 12:36 PM	#27
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I spilled beer on my keyboard once. Everything got all crazy, until eventually, it just stopped working. By middle of the next day everything was working fine again, but eventually I began to notice that beers were disappearing from my fridge. Everything came to a head one Friday night, when I didn't happen to have any beer in the fridge, and the keyboard flung up from my desk and attacked me! I barely survived! Thankfully, everything is okay now. The keyboard works well most of the time, but it's always gone for some reason Wednesday at 8 pm.

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