"ilu"

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:22 AM

what the f*** does "ilu" stand for during a chat?

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 12:28 AM

I love you?

Peregrine · 12-31-2003, 12:29 AM

I love you, I think

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:30 AM

Yeah, I just looked it up and that is what it said. All I can say is wtf! Maybe she meant to send it to someone else.

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 12:32 AM

Uh oh, Balldog is gonna get some play...

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:33 AM

Hopefully she is hotter than hell.

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:34 AM

Actually we had not talked for a few months, then last week she asked me if I wanted to do something this week. Like come over and have some beers. Who knows.

bbor · 12-31-2003, 12:39 AM

B-Dog = HM II

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balldog
Hopefully she is hotter than hell.

So you've never met this chick?

Shkspr · 12-31-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
B-Dog = HM II

B-Dog's chat buddy = HM I

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:42 AM

I meant. Hopefully, she is hotter than hell. I know she is hot.

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:43 AM

She's neither cocky nor funny, I should be ok.

Wasabiak · 12-31-2003, 12:43 AM

Can we get a chat transcript?

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:45 AM

That is pretty much all there is, I had an away message up. She sent me a message asking if we were doing something tonight. I get home and say "hey", she says "bahhh" then "ilu". Now she has an away message up that says brb @ 230am, if she was coming over I would assume she would be here by now. This was about 20 minutes ago.

bbor · 12-31-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wasabiak
Can we get a chat transcript?

APic would be nice too

But no link...Ole Skydog gets upset with those

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:48 AM

I have no pic. Lets see about 5-7, hot body, and blonde.

bbor · 12-31-2003, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balldog
I have no pic. Lets see about 5-7, hot body, and blonde.

Damn...you just described JeeberD

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 12:54 AM

Does JeeberD have nice breasts? If so JeeberD is lying about "her" location.

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 01:01 AM

Hell yeah I do! I sit here and play with them all day long...

TLK · 12-31-2003, 01:03 AM

Why do I feel this will be another FOFC classic thread?

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 01:08 AM

Well get your ass over here already.

bbor · 12-31-2003, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balldog
Well get your ASS over here already.

Interesting choice of words

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
Interesting choice of words

It is isn't it.

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 01:22 AM

Well, his name is Balldog...

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 01:23 AM

Can we get back to the topic of this hot girl telling me "ilu". We'll see if she comes back on here in about 10 minutes.

JeeberD · 12-31-2003, 01:31 AM

You don't want to see my ass anymore?

bbor · 12-31-2003, 01:34 AM

If she looks like Jeeber...flip her over and shave her ass

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 01:39 AM

Well it is 240, she is 10 minutes late. WTF.

Chief Rum · 12-31-2003, 02:15 AM

When she told you she loved you, did you pull out your wizard hat?

Watch out for the rhinocerous...

CR

Rich1033 · 12-31-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
I love you?

Thats classic if its true. I can see it now...

Hey babe. I just wanted to say I love you, but Im too lazy to actually type it out.

mckerney · 12-31-2003, 03:20 AM

Is it softball season already?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-31-2003, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
Is it softball season already?

Gold.

The Afoci · 12-31-2003, 09:14 AM

5'7", hot body, blonde.

Remember that cartwheels are the only way to know the truth.

Ksyrup · 12-31-2003, 09:16 AM

This thread showed "roommate couch sex thread" promise. What happened?

The Afoci · 12-31-2003, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
This thread showed "roommate couch sex thread" promise. What happened?

He forgot the s portion of a/s/l. A duel of sorts broke out and Balldog proved his worth in a sword fight to the death. Sadly Balldog lost when his sword lost interest.

rkmsuf · 12-31-2003, 09:22 AM

When his sword went limp he should have had her say "HAAARRRRRR!!!"

bbor · 12-31-2003, 10:25 AM

Did she show up?

rkmsuf · 12-31-2003, 10:30 AM

negatory or we'd have heard about it...

Ksyrup · 12-31-2003, 10:34 AM

He's probably having some difficulty unleashing his warm and sticky cauliflower of love...

AnalBumCover · 12-31-2003, 10:35 AM

he needs time to wipe his keyboard down before typing up a report. getting between the keys is quite a task.

rkmsuf · 12-31-2003, 10:37 AM

Hot as hell may have been an overstatement...

WSUCougar · 12-31-2003, 10:39 AM

Sadly, Balldog's misunderstanding led to an embarassing situation later that evening...

Balldog · 12-31-2003, 10:44 AM

She never showed up. Damn! Maybe Thursday.

rkmsuf · 12-31-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balldog
Actually we had not talked for a few months, then last week she asked me if I wanted to do something this week. Like come over and have some beers. Who knows.

In your chat did you mention your fondness for horse manure?

"What was the exact thing she said?"

"Do you want to go for a walk or something."

"Or something...hmm. Yeah that could be a date..."

Balldog · 01-31-2004, 08:46 PM

Ka-Ching!

Eaglesfan27 · 01-31-2004, 08:47 PM

I guess she finally showed up?

Balldog · 01-31-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I guess she finally showed up?

True.

mckerney · 01-31-2004, 08:54 PM

What, did she get lost?

Neuqua · 01-31-2004, 09:00 PM

Details are mandatory.

Ksyrup · 01-31-2004, 11:06 PM

Ka-Ching? Is that all I meant to you?

12-31-2003, 12:28 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I love you? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-31-2003, 12:30 AM	#4
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Yeah, I just looked it up and that is what it said. All I can say is wtf! Maybe she meant to send it to someone else. Last edited by Balldog : 12-31-2003 at 12:32 AM.

12-31-2003, 12:32 AM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Uh oh, Balldog is gonna get some play... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-31-2003, 12:39 AM	#8
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	B-Dog = HM II __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-31-2003, 01:01 AM	#19
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hell yeah I do! I sit here and play with them all day long... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-31-2003, 12:29 AM	#3
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	I love you, I think

12-31-2003, 12:33 AM	#6
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Hopefully she is hotter than hell.

12-31-2003, 12:34 AM	#7
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Actually we had not talked for a few months, then last week she asked me if I wanted to do something this week. Like come over and have some beers. Who knows.

12-31-2003, 12:42 AM	#11
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	I meant. Hopefully, she is hotter than hell. I know she is hot.

12-31-2003, 12:43 AM	#12
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	She's neither cocky nor funny, I should be ok.

12-31-2003, 12:43 AM	#13
Wasabiak High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Beulah, ND	Can we get a chat transcript?

12-31-2003, 12:45 AM	#14
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	That is pretty much all there is, I had an away message up. She sent me a message asking if we were doing something tonight. I get home and say "hey", she says "bahhh" then "ilu". Now she has an away message up that says brb @ 230am, if she was coming over I would assume she would be here by now. This was about 20 minutes ago.

12-31-2003, 12:48 AM	#16
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	I have no pic. Lets see about 5-7, hot body, and blonde.

12-31-2003, 12:54 AM	#18
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Does JeeberD have nice breasts? If so JeeberD is lying about "her" location.

12-31-2003, 01:03 AM	#20
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Why do I feel this will be another FOFC classic thread?

12-31-2003, 01:08 AM	#21
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Well get your ass over here already.

12-31-2003, 01:22 AM	#24
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Well, his name is Balldog... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-31-2003, 01:23 AM	#25
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Can we get back to the topic of this hot girl telling me "ilu". We'll see if she comes back on here in about 10 minutes.

12-31-2003, 01:31 AM	#26
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You don't want to see my ass anymore? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-31-2003, 01:34 AM	#27
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	If she looks like Jeeber...flip her over and shave her ass __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-31-2003, 01:39 AM	#28
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Well it is 240, she is 10 minutes late. WTF.

12-31-2003, 02:15 AM	#29
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	When she told you she loved you, did you pull out your wizard hat? Watch out for the rhinocerous... CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

12-31-2003, 03:20 AM	#31
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Is it softball season already?

12-31-2003, 09:14 AM	#33
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	5'7", hot body, blonde. Remember that cartwheels are the only way to know the truth. __________________ I had something.

12-31-2003, 09:16 AM	#34
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This thread showed "roommate couch sex thread" promise. What happened? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-31-2003, 09:22 AM	#36
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	When his sword went limp he should have had her say "HAAARRRRRR!!!" __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-31-2003, 10:25 AM	#37
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Did she show up? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-31-2003, 10:30 AM	#38
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	negatory or we'd have heard about it... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-31-2003, 10:34 AM	#39
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	He's probably having some difficulty unleashing his warm and sticky cauliflower of love... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-31-2003, 10:35 AM	#40
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	he needs time to wipe his keyboard down before typing up a report. getting between the keys is quite a task. __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

12-31-2003, 10:37 AM	#41
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Hot as hell may have been an overstatement... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-31-2003, 10:39 AM	#42
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Sadly, Balldog's misunderstanding led to an embarassing situation later that evening... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-31-2003, 10:44 AM	#43
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	She never showed up. Damn! Maybe Thursday.

01-31-2004, 08:46 PM	#45
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Ka-Ching!

01-31-2004, 08:47 PM	#46
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