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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Run the ball, schmun the ball.
This is how to win ballgames.
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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![]() That is disgusting, but I'll blame it on your youth.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Macomb, MI
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Did you kick an onside kick late or what? If you had any balls you would have went for two points.
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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They threw an interception with like 3 seconds left. I tossed it up one more time with no respect, and my man brought it down in the endzone for his fourth TD. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Macomb, MI
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Pussy.
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#7 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I'm just pissed I didn't eclipse 600 yards. 3 short.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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You have done well, young one.
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#9 |
Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Don't listen to these people shorty... once you turn to the darkside there is no redemption.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Your feeble (running) skills are no match for the power of the dark side, froggy. RUN AND SHOOT! FUN AND GUN! BOOYAH! |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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This is the problem that can occur by liking the Bengals too long. It just warps your mind.
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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This may be grounds for banning.
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Blasphemy!
Throwing a forward pass result in one of 3 things and 2 of them suck. I have to protect the youth of America. So I beg them, please don't get any ideas from this abortion of the great sport.
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n00b
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Jim Brown's rolling over in his grave... er, um... He's pissed, real pissed.
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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Now, THAT'S a game.
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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whew... all is ok with the world now
I get mad when my QB makes over 20 passing attempts a game. shorty completed 32. I became nausous.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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dola
By the way, the last QB to disobey my direct orders and for no reason threw the ball 30ish times in a game became a running back. For some reason he couldn't be a punter. ![]()
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Ramsey, the guy that had 322 receiving yards, is out for the season by week 11. 71 catches, 1404 yards on the season in only 10 games. Damn.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Macomb, MI
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that'll teach you
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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No banning is needed. I suggest a special area of the penalty box for rehabilitation for all duck-and-chuckers.
shorty is obviously calling for help here. He knows the first step to fix the problem is admit there is a problem.
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High School JV
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: outside of Atlanta, GA
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I resemble that remark!
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Passtheball
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Now now. Running the ball is a perfectly acceptable thing in the game of football. It's what you do after you catch a ball thrown to you.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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FUD. Running the ball results in one of 3 things, and 2 of them suck, too.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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Heh. You scored 1 passing TD and 2 TDs by interception return. 21 of your 41 points had nothing to do with your running game. I'll take the 600-yard 52-point offense any day (especially if I can pair it with your defense that scored twice...)
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Mascot
Join Date: Nov 2003
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All I know is that if the ball goes in the endzone, it's good. If it doesn't, it's bad.
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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I run the ball so much I had a guy get 21,000 rushing yards in one of my games.
He's still not done, but in his 11th year still rated a 68 by my scout. |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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heh it's a lost cause 'Dog Passing the ball ad nauseum wins chicks, ewwwws and ahhhhhs and sets meaningless records that no one remembers 5 years from now. Running the ball and stopping the run wins championships.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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So his average yards per carry is something like 99, then? |
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Later in the season, I score 42 in the first half and end with a 56-7 thromping. Tornberg tosses 7 TDs for a record in the league, all this despite my star WR's injury.
We go 15-1 and lose in the conference finals. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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We run the ball here in Madison.
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I thought you'd like that, Crap. (Me being a team from Madison, not me passing alot.)
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Shorty shows what is right in the world.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Ignore all these haters, Shorty. The Consortium For Running and Shooting is has got your back.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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crud.... the ducking and chucking consortium got to you too. We are doomed.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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If my QB has less than 400 yards, 6 TD's, and my RB has more than 115 yards rushing, I'm pissed. ![]()
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Unless it's the triple option. Then and only then is running the ball ok.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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well ok there is still hope for you... not much... but still hope
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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I'll give you that.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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In the NFL, sure. In FOF, it actually takes all 3. I don't think I've ever won a championship without a solid QB, solid RB, and solid defense.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Shorty, you and Bob Bratkowski should be shot.
RUN THE #^$@ING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Get the Fireman a Rushing Game - Stat
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Re: Get the Fireman a Rushing Game - Stat
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Now THAT'S my kind of offense.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Just in case you didn't know, this whole thing is really a ongoing joking feud on FOFC. Some of us old fogies like to play smashmouth and the younger guys like throwing at will. You can win with either approach in FOF, it's just all for fun and getting the other groups goat. PS Thanks Fritzy! ![]()
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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Hey, hey, I'm on the running side here .... I'm 23!
Why must I be an "old fogie"?! |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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hmmm you are right... I will replace old fogie with old school... forget I said anything! It was that other guy.
I agree 'Dog. In fact the inception of this abortion of the great game has led to the decline of western civilization.
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