I love to spank my monkey

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 02:27 AM

http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html

How fast can you spank yours?

380 so far.

MrBug708 · 12-06-2003, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Airhog
380 so far.

You can have that record. I dont need Rug Burn there

SlapBone · 12-06-2003, 02:31 AM

432

Using a touchpad on a laptop.

SlapBone · 12-06-2003, 02:35 AM

451 now

tucker342 · 12-06-2003, 02:43 AM

I think this was posted before....

I got 351 as my high....

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 02:51 AM

yes it was, but who doesnt love a good monkey spanking

Ben E Lou · 12-06-2003, 04:03 AM

Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then.

Linking.

Schmidty · 12-06-2003, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then. Linking.

You'll link this and the "Skydog Feels the Burn" thread, but when I asked you to link the "What the Hell do You Look Like Thread", you just ignored me? Hmmmmmm.....

Ben E Lou · 12-06-2003, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by Schmidty
You'll link this and the "Skydog Feels the Burn" thread, but when I asked you to link the "What the Hell do You Look Like Thread", you just ignored me? Hmmmmmm.....

Hmmmm...I must have missed that. I don't read every thread. Can you bump it?

Schmidty · 12-06-2003, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Hmmmm...I must have missed that. I don't read every thread. Can you bump it?

I think I sent a PM to you about it a week or so ago. Anyway, I'll bump the thread.

By the way, sorry for how grumpy I've been lately. Too much work, lack of sleep, and cramming for finals are taking their toll.

Ben E Lou · 12-06-2003, 04:30 AM

No prob. Linked.

FYI, I don't remember the PM at all, but there have been a few times when I've gotten them and been in the middle of something, and forgot to get back to the person. I'm guessing that is what happened on this one.

Travis · 12-06-2003, 04:56 AM

Is 605 mph a bad thing?

edited for improved spanking

Ragone · 12-06-2003, 05:33 AM

I got 1047 mph.. just up your mouse speed

SlapBone · 12-06-2003, 10:29 AM

Got up to 583

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 11:04 AM

532. My girlfriend thinks I am fast.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
532. My Blow-Up Doll thinks I am fast.

How did you get her to talk?

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Airhog
How did you get her to talk?

$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

Tiny, not small

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Airhog
Tiny, not small

Tiny for $250. The more degrading, the more expensive. She is a bad doll.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
Tiny for $250. The more degrading, the more expensive. She is a bad doll.

Even if its true? Ill just stick with my crawfish with lasers instead of claws(tm) sex toy. Sure its a bit dangerous ,but if it wasnt, it wouldnt be fun.

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Airhog
Even if its true? Ill just stick with my crawfish with lasers instead of claws(tm) sex toy. Sure its a bit dangerous ,but if it wasnt, it wouldnt be fun.

That is true. There is nothing like the smell of burnt pubes from a horrible accident that nearly took off your sack. It is something you can sit around the Christmas Dinner Table and laugh with your grandparents around. Grandpa compares it to the time he tried to have sex with a badger.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
That is true. There is nothing like the smell of burnt pubes from a horrible accident that nearly took off your sack. It is something you can sit around the Christmas Dinner Table and laugh with your grandparents around. Grandpa compares it to the time he tried to have sex with a badger.

Ah the joys of drinking moonshine turkey. Your eyes will glaze right over. Although in my grandpappies case, it was a beaver he tried to have sex with. Even after all these years, you can still make out the teeth marks on his ass. Fun times

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Airhog
Ah the joys of drinking moonshine turkey. Your eyes will glaze right over. Although in my grandpappies case, it was a beaver he tried to have sex with. Even after all these years, you can still make out the teeth marks on his ass. Fun times

To explore life in an inebriated state can lead to the discovery that you love animals more than your left hand. That can really mess with you.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
To explore life in an inebriated state can lead to the discovery that you love animals more than your left hand. That can really mess with you.

Yeah, especially when those animals have been dead for several days. Gives a whole new meaning to road kill.

ice4277 · 12-06-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

How much for the 'colossal' add-on?

Easy Mac · 12-06-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Airhog
who doesnt love a good monkey spanking

I know your wife does. That way she doesn't have to waste 2 minutes of her day on you.

Airhog · 12-06-2003, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by Easy Mac
I know your wife does. That way she doesn't have to waste 2 minutes of her day on you.

Well your wrong their bud, it only takes her 15 seconds.

12-06-2003, 02:31 AM	#3
SlapBone High School JV Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Houston, Texas	432 Using a touchpad on a laptop. Last edited by SlapBone : 12-06-2003 at 02:32 AM.

12-06-2003, 02:51 AM	#6
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	yes it was, but who doesnt love a good monkey spanking __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-06-2003, 04:03 AM	#7
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then. Linking. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

12-06-2003, 04:30 AM	#11
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	No prob. Linked. FYI, I don't remember the PM at all, but there have been a few times when I've gotten them and been in the middle of something, and forgot to get back to the person. I'm guessing that is what happened on this one. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

12-06-2003, 04:56 AM	#12
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Is 605 mph a bad thing? edited for improved spanking __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby Last edited by Travis : 12-06-2003 at 04:59 AM.

12-06-2003, 02:35 AM	#4
SlapBone High School JV Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Houston, Texas	451 now

12-06-2003, 02:43 AM	#5
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I think this was posted before.... I got 351 as my high....

12-06-2003, 05:33 AM	#13
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	I got 1047 mph.. just up your mouse speed

12-06-2003, 10:29 AM	#14
SlapBone High School JV Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Houston, Texas	Got up to 583

12-06-2003, 11:04 AM	#15
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	532. My girlfriend thinks I am fast. __________________ I had something.

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