Oh this must be some sort of joke.

korme · 11-06-2003, 02:01 PM

So I mentioned FOF5 is coming out soon. What does Mother Kormelink say?

"That will be a good Christmas present, eh?"

WHAT. I am not waiting 'til Christmas for this game.

Ksyrup · 11-06-2003, 02:03 PM

Sucks being a dependent, doesn't it?

Maybe if you had been nicer to Russ, you wouldn't be stuck with only one source for the money...

Schmidty · 11-06-2003, 02:04 PM

I have a solution for ya Shane:

GET A FUCKING JOB!!!

korme · 11-06-2003, 02:06 PM

OR GET A FUCKING CC!!!

korme · 11-06-2003, 02:06 PM

So in turn, no matter what, I need to get this game through a parent, job or not, Schmidty.

cody8200 · 11-06-2003, 02:09 PM

Shorty, get a job and then get an atm...dont they let you have them when your 16? I'm not positive. Look at me not remembering (as if I was old) even though I'm only 21.

Marmel · 11-06-2003, 02:10 PM

Sell some shit on Ebay, then paypal me the money you make, and I will buy it for you on my credit card buddy.

BishopMVP · 11-06-2003, 02:10 PM

Just "borrow" the credit card. It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

damnMikeBrown · 11-06-2003, 02:11 PM

I'll let you play FOF4, Shorty. I'm going to get FOF2004 soon anyway

korme · 11-06-2003, 02:12 PM

Nice catch Mike.

ebay, eh, not a bad idea. We will see what happens.

Bee · 11-06-2003, 02:15 PM

Now we know why children shouldn't have credit cards.

tucker342 · 11-06-2003, 02:45 PM

how about you get a job?

scooper · 11-06-2003, 02:48 PM

I think Burger King on Rt. 28 is hiring.

Ksyrup · 11-06-2003, 03:05 PM

Shorty,

Despite the pictures that you have posted here, you appear to be old enough that Christmas isn't really the wonderous surprise that it was when you were 6. So you should do what I did and continue to do - lobby for a 2 month "Christmas zone" where you get stuff that counts toward Christmas during the months before and after Christmas, acknowledging that you won't get a ton of stuff on Christmas morning.

Works for me.

cthomer5000 · 11-06-2003, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
OR GET A FUCKING CC!!!

I'm sure you can probably open a bank account with a check card.

edit: more detail since Shorty clearly isn't a master of finance. A "check card" works just like a credit card, and appears to be one. The only difference is your credit limit becomes the amount of money in your bank account.

I'm pretty sure you could open a savings or checking account and get one of these, even at age 12.

korme · 11-06-2003, 03:39 PM

Why do I have the feeling tucker tries to want to be older than he really is? He's so mature..

korme · 11-06-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooper
I think Burger King on Rt. 28 is hiring.

That is like 3 or 4 minutes from my house. Crazy that you know these things.

korme · 11-06-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cthomer5000
edit: more detail since Shorty clearly isn't a master of finance..

finkenst · 11-06-2003, 03:54 PM

get a job at KI for winterfest! They still have that, don't they?

Kodos · 11-06-2003, 04:15 PM

The water slides always suck at Winterfest...

Maple Leafs · 11-06-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
So I mentioned FOF5 is coming out soon. What does Mother Kormelink say?

"That will be a good Christmas present, eh?"

WHAT. I am not waiting 'til Christmas for this game.

I can't believe I'm the first one to mention this:

Tell her that getting FOF5 for Christmas is a great idea. Then tell her the game takes 6-8 weeks to ship.

She hands over the credit card. You download the game and you're playing that night.

Just have one hand on the ALT-TAB keys in case she walks in on you. Of course, you've grown up in the era of internet porn, so you've mastered that already.

TroyF · 11-06-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Shorty,

Despite the pictures that you have posted here, you appear to be old enough that Christmas isn't really the wonderous surprise that it was when you were 6. So you should do what I did and continue to do - lobby for a 2 month "Christmas zone" where you get stuff that counts toward Christmas during the months before and after Christmas, acknowledging that you won't get a ton of stuff on Christmas morning.

Works for me.

Exactly. Tell her this is what you want for Christmas, but that it is here early. Tell her you have friends who will be joining multiplayer leagues.

That stuff always worked for me. My B-Day is in February. I could ususally snag a really nice present by asking before Christmas if we could just combine my B-Day and Christmas presents into one in January.

TroyF

Ben E Lou · 11-06-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
I can't believe I'm the first one to mention this:

Tell her that getting FOF5 for Christmas is a great idea. Then tell her the game takes 6-8 weeks to ship.

She hands over the credit card. You download the game and you're playing that night.

Just have one hand on the ALT-TAB keys in case she walks in on you. Of course, you've grown up in the era of internet porn, so you've mastered that already.

Talk about contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

Samdari · 11-06-2003, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
Talk about contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

Yeah, I'm sure he was pure before he got here. Never figured out that the internet was the highway to boobie pictures on his own.

cthomer5000 · 11-06-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
I can't believe I'm the first one to mention this:

Tell her that getting FOF5 for Christmas is a great idea. Then tell her the game takes 6-8 weeks to ship.

She hands over the credit card. You download the game and you're playing that night.

Just have one hand on the ALT-TAB keys in case she walks in on you. Of course, you've grown up in the era of internet porn, so you've mastered that already.

the master stroke would be mailing his version of FOF4 to his mother. The perfect crime.

astralhaze · 11-06-2003, 06:44 PM

There are pictures of nude women on the internet??????

Airhog · 11-06-2003, 07:02 PM

only of yours a shorty's mom together astralhaze

INDalltheway · 11-06-2003, 07:07 PM

I actually have a credit card, and I am 16. The only reason is when I got to Lafayette, (half hour away) I can buy stuff with out her being there. It all ends up going on her account, and she can see how much I spend at any store I buy somthing. There are of course restrictions, like she has it, and I can only get it when I am going somewhere, or buying something off of the net. It is kinda nice, and my mom is really cool about it.

11-06-2003, 02:03 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Sucks being a dependent, doesn't it? Maybe if you had been nicer to Russ, you wouldn't be stuck with only one source for the money... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 11-06-2003 at 02:04 PM.

11-06-2003, 02:04 PM	#3
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I have a solution for ya Shane: GET A FUCKING JOB!!! __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

11-06-2003, 02:10 PM	#7
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Sell some shit on Ebay, then paypal me the money you make, and I will buy it for you on my credit card buddy. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

11-06-2003, 03:05 PM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Shorty, Despite the pictures that you have posted here, you appear to be old enough that Christmas isn't really the wonderous surprise that it was when you were 6. So you should do what I did and continue to do - lobby for a 2 month "Christmas zone" where you get stuff that counts toward Christmas during the months before and after Christmas, acknowledging that you won't get a ton of stuff on Christmas morning. Works for me. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-06-2003, 06:44 PM	#26
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	There are pictures of nude women on the internet?????? __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

11-06-2003, 02:06 PM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	OR GET A FUCKING CC!!!

11-06-2003, 02:09 PM	#6
cody8200 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Shorty, get a job and then get an atm...dont they let you have them when your 16? I'm not positive. Look at me not remembering (as if I was old) even though I'm only 21.

11-06-2003, 02:10 PM	#8
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Just "borrow" the credit card. It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

11-06-2003, 02:11 PM	#9
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	I'll let you play FOF4, Shorty. I'm going to get FOF2004 soon anyway

11-06-2003, 02:12 PM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Nice catch Mike. ebay, eh, not a bad idea. We will see what happens.

11-06-2003, 02:15 PM	#11
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Now we know why children shouldn't have credit cards.

11-06-2003, 02:45 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	how about you get a job?

11-06-2003, 02:48 PM	#13
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	I think Burger King on Rt. 28 is hiring.

11-06-2003, 03:39 PM	#16
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Why do I have the feeling tucker tries to want to be older than he really is? He's so mature..

11-06-2003, 04:15 PM	#20
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	The water slides always suck at Winterfest...

11-06-2003, 07:02 PM	#27
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	only of yours a shorty's mom together astralhaze __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

11-06-2003, 07:07 PM	#28
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	I actually have a credit card, and I am 16. The only reason is when I got to Lafayette, (half hour away) I can buy stuff with out her being there. It all ends up going on her account, and she can see how much I spend at any store I buy somthing. There are of course restrictions, like she has it, and I can only get it when I am going somewhere, or buying something off of the net. It is kinda nice, and my mom is really cool about it.

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