I'll trade you a McGwire and Sammy for a Jesus...

Ksyrup · 10-30-2003, 12:07 PM

Good Gracious!

Ksyrup · 10-30-2003, 12:08 PM

What, no Jesus? No John the Baptist (platter sold separately)?

Franklinnoble · 10-30-2003, 12:13 PM

I'm waiting until they make a Judas Iscariot bobblehead.

CamEdwards · 10-30-2003, 05:55 PM

I have a pretty cool Lot's Wife magic trick I'll sell you at half price.

Killebrew · 10-30-2003, 06:28 PM

Samson looks like Jose Canseco.

Schmidty · 10-30-2003, 06:34 PM

Corporate Christianity. The modern plague of our faith.

tucker342 · 10-30-2003, 11:45 PM

that's pathetic

Tigercat · 10-31-2003, 01:01 AM

Umm, they are a joke? I mean I do not think anyone is going to worship the bobbleheads, its just meant so that those of faith can have a little fun with their faith too. I would think God would want one to be able to laugh with those bobbleheads before he would want someone to pray to small statues of Saints(idol worship anyone?), a much accepted practice in many branches of Christianity.

SackAttack · 10-31-2003, 01:14 AM

And there are just as many branches of Christianity that will tell you that praying to the saints is nearly akin to putting them on a pedestal with God. "Oh, God won't listen to my prayer, but maybe St. Teresa will."

Schmidty · 10-31-2003, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by Tigercat
Umm, they are a joke? I mean I do not think anyone is going to worship the bobbleheads, its just meant so that those of faith can have a little fun with their faith too. I would think God would want one to be able to laugh with those bobbleheads before he would want someone to pray to small statues of Saints(idol worship anyone?), a much accepted practice in many branches of Christianity.

That's not the point. The point is that corporate greed has no place in our faith.

If the bobbleheads were free, or for the benefit of some cause, I would have no problem with them.

Neuqua · 10-31-2003, 02:16 AM

Go back to work Schmidty.

Schmidty · 10-31-2003, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neuqua
Go back to work Schmidty.

Go back? My ass hasn't left this chair in 2 hours.

sterlingice · 10-31-2003, 05:30 AM

This reminds me of those Jesus sports figures that Conan O'Brien shows every once in a while.

SI

Ksyrup · 10-31-2003, 07:45 AM

I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp
Bible hero lunch box
The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch
Only listen to Christian ... Rock

Gospel Cola in the morning
Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed
I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags
Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread

Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring
Belt buckle's a decending dove
Hang a chrome fish on my truck
They'll know we're Christians by our love
... Of junk

All my Jesus Junk
Yeah, my Jesus Junk
I am
A Jesus Junkie

Give me a piece of the true cross
The thigh bone of a saint
I long for something Holy
This sub-culture ain't ... real

Testa Mints to make my breath fresh
Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where Jesus turns wine into water.

"WWJD"
Sewn onto a $30 ball cap.
(Answer: He wouldn't pay
$30 for a ball cap.)
- Bad Buddha Observation

cuervo72 · 10-31-2003, 08:35 AM

I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car.

I could go a hundred miles an hour
As long as I've got the Almighty Power
Glued up there by my pair of fuzzy dice

10-30-2003, 12:08 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	What, no Jesus? No John the Baptist (platter sold separately)? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-30-2003, 05:55 PM	#4
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I have a pretty cool Lot's Wife magic trick I'll sell you at half price. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-30-2003, 06:28 PM	#5
Killebrew H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2003	Samson looks like Jose Canseco. __________________ Coward of the Country

10-30-2003, 06:34 PM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Corporate Christianity. The modern plague of our faith. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

10-31-2003, 02:16 AM	#11
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Go back to work Schmidty. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

10-30-2003, 12:13 PM	#3
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'm waiting until they make a Judas Iscariot bobblehead.

10-30-2003, 11:45 PM	#7
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	that's pathetic

10-31-2003, 01:01 AM	#8
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Umm, they are a joke? I mean I do not think anyone is going to worship the bobbleheads, its just meant so that those of faith can have a little fun with their faith too. I would think God would want one to be able to laugh with those bobbleheads before he would want someone to pray to small statues of Saints(idol worship anyone?), a much accepted practice in many branches of Christianity.

10-31-2003, 01:14 AM	#9
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	And there are just as many branches of Christianity that will tell you that praying to the saints is nearly akin to putting them on a pedestal with God. "Oh, God won't listen to my prayer, but maybe St. Teresa will."

10-31-2003, 05:30 AM	#13
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	This reminds me of those Jesus sports figures that Conan O'Brien shows every once in a while. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-31-2003, 07:45 AM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp Bible hero lunch box The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch Only listen to Christian ... Rock Gospel Cola in the morning Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring Belt buckle's a decending dove Hang a chrome fish on my truck They'll know we're Christians by our love ... Of junk All my Jesus Junk Yeah, my Jesus Junk I am A Jesus Junkie Give me a piece of the true cross The thigh bone of a saint I long for something Holy This sub-culture ain't ... real Testa Mints to make my breath fresh Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where Jesus turns wine into water. "WWJD" Sewn onto a $30 ball cap. (Answer: He wouldn't pay $30 for a ball cap.) - Bad Buddha Observation __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-31-2003, 08:35 AM	#15
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I don't care if it rains of freezes 'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car. I could go a hundred miles an hour As long as I've got the Almighty Power Glued up there by my pair of fuzzy dice __________________ null

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