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View Poll Results: What is going on in my oven?
Pizza is the greatest thing since sliced bread it is fine, just a little speed bump, this is all normal, everything will be great 2 9.09%
It is in trouble, it will be burnt within the minute 4 18.18%
It is in trouble, but should be able to get things sorted out in time 1 4.55%
I for one am very disappointed with what is going on in the oven with my pizza. 15 68.18%
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Old 10-20-2003, 05:50 PM   #1
Easy Mac
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Is my pizza done?

I for one am very disappointed with what is going on in the oven with my pizza.

to recap the last six minutes it has had:

1. the SAUCE debacle
2. the breakup with cruste, whic is one of the most respected and talented dough in the cooking world
3. this latest push back on time - which isn't bad on its own, just the reasoning and logic is less then clear or IMO honest


Plus the tone in the oven is either be a fanboy or be flamed, constructive cooking is being dealt with by locking breads and excuses.

I really want to see a pizza succeed not only because I enjoy eating but because I think the more food the more healthy I become. I was very excited about pizza until the last few minutes and now am not so sure I am going to be able to eat a decent pie.

Is this just a bump in the cheese or is my pizza in serious trouble?

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Old 10-20-2003, 06:12 PM   #2
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Your pizza should have never turned back the timer, it will be burnt by the time it goes off.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:19 PM   #3
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Let me just say that the sauce debacle was 10 minutes ago.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:32 PM   #4
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I think your pizza should spend some time in the Penalty Box.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:34 PM   #5
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Hey, those breads were only locked because there was another bread using the exact same ingredients and the locked breads were allowed to become stale.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:36 PM   #6
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Hey, those breads were only locked because there was another bread using the exact same ingredients and the locked breads were allowed to become stale.


Not true, the breads were forming cliques and something needed to be done about it.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:38 PM   #7
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Not true, the breads were forming cliques and something needed to be done about it.



Mmmmmm....bread cliques.
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:43 PM   #8
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this poll is asinine
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Old 10-20-2003, 06:55 PM   #9
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I find this by far the funniest thread of the day so far.
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:09 PM   #10
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Did you put trout on your Pizza, because it wasn't on the poll




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Old 10-20-2003, 07:24 PM   #11
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Sorry, trout pizza cannot fit up the rectum.
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:29 PM   #12
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Sorry, trout pizza cannot fit up the rectum.


That is entirely untrue. I know several people who could fit a trout pizza up their rectum.
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:31 PM   #13
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but not while eating it
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:39 PM   #14
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but not while eating it

Ohhhh, well then, I still know a couple that could probably manage.
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:13 PM   #15
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Rectum? Damn near killed em......
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:27 PM   #16
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Rectum? Damn near killed em......


are you any relation to speral the goose... thats one crazy mofo to party with.
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:35 PM   #17
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Not that I am immediately aware of. Besides, I think that speral the goose might not be this person's real name...... unless his parents were crazy mofos to party with......
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:50 PM   #18
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You should really party with gooses, its fun. But Fred is a cool mofo, a half duck/half goose who makes dinosaur noises. Thats one fucker you don't want to get on the bad side of.
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:59 PM   #19
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A goose once bit my sister.......
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Old 10-20-2003, 09:04 PM   #20
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That's funny, I believe your sister once bit my goose...
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Old 10-20-2003, 09:06 PM   #21
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In her defense, the goose was dressed "provocatively."
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:22 PM   #22
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I'm very disapointed with my oven... I will be going straight to Sears tonight for the new SuperStove 3000.
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