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10-15-2003, 11:21 AM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." |
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10-15-2003, 11:32 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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I tried to have anal sex with my wife the other night and she whistled me for encroachment.
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10-15-2003, 11:33 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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An old man who shits the bed in a close game? Sounds like Rich Gannon.
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10-15-2003, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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10-15-2003, 01:10 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmond, OK
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I am laughing harder at this thread than any other I've read on this board. What does that say about me?
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10-15-2003, 01:21 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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That you enjoy a good Dutch Oven? Or do you prefer a Cleveland Steamer? |
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10-15-2003, 01:25 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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I prefer playing turtle. The first one to stick their head out from under the covers loses.
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10-15-2003, 01:26 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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You'd agree with Holden's grandmother when she said, "The real money is in dick and fart jokes?" |
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10-15-2003, 01:30 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmond, OK
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I have no idea what these are, and I'm very thankful of that.  Quote:
Now this I can't deny. |
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10-15-2003, 01:32 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Go enlighten yourself... |
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10-15-2003, 01:32 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Seattle
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Perhaps he's more of a Hot Carl connoisseur... |
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10-15-2003, 01:36 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmond, OK
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Nice. Now that I think about it, I seem to recall these from that sex talk terms thread. I must have blocked that out of my mind. |
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