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Old 10-03-2003, 10:52 AM   #1
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Lightbulb State Olympics Category: The Natural Wonder

Judging Criteria:
Entries should focus on one natural location (park, mountain, forest, river, lake, swamp, etc.) in the target state, and include a brief explanation why this is a Natural Wonder. Man-made places, historic sites, etc., are NOT eligible.


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Rules:

1. There are 10 categories (positive: The Amazing Thing, The Natural Wonder, The Historic Event, The Hall of Fame, & The Extraordinary Element, and negative: The Pathetic Point, The Repulsive Place, The Notorious Incident, The Hall of Shame, & The Tossed Barb) and each will be posted as a separate thread. There will be overlap in terms of deadlines. Each category will have an entry deadline of exactly 48 hours from when the thread is posted. Any entry or edit to an entry that is submitted more than 47 hours, 59 minutes later is invalid. No exceptions!

2. Each state (Canada is considered a state for the purposes of the State Olympics) may submit three entries per category, but they must be posted by different people.

3. Each FOFC member is limited to one entry per category, regardless of state.

4. Entries in the “positive” categories (for gold/silver/bronze medals) must be positive (that is, you cannot post a crappy entry just to block a state’s participation). The same applies to the negatives (for turd/scab/fungus medals), in reverse.

5. IMPORTANT: Entries must be designated with the word ENTRY and name the target state, positive or negative. Failure to do so will result in an invalid entry. No exceptions.

6. Generic entries (that is, things that can apply to any state rather than just the specific target) are allowed but will not score as well. Repetition will be severely penalized by the judges.

7. Consider these State Olympics to be a PG-13 event in terms of vulgar entries.

8. The State Olympics are intended purely as an entertaining contest and should be taken as such. Be prepared for your state to take some hits, but don’t take anything personally. Let’s keep it light.

9. There are three judges: TroyF (CO), mckerney (MN), and Franklinnoble (CA). After the deadline for each category, the judges will score each entry on a scale of 0.0 (awful) to 5.0 (perfect), based on the posted criteria, and then PM his scores to WSUCougar. A judge will not score an entry which targets his own state; WSUCougar will replace him as well as break any ties. The entries with the highest three combined point totals will earn medals for their target states.

10. Medals will be awarded for each category, positive (gold/silver/bronze) and negative (turd/scab/fungus). You do not want your state to get a negative medal! Total medals (with relative values of 3-2-1) at the end of the State Olympics will determine the overall best and worst states.
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:29 AM   #2
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At 6,684 feet, Mount Mitchell is the highest point east of the Mississippi River.
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:31 AM   #3
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Niagara Falls
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:36 AM   #4
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:41 AM   #5
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:28 PM   #6
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Stone Mountain

Stone Mountain is one of the largest granite formations in the world, and the largest exposed piece of granite in the world.

How big is the mountain?
The mountain covers 583 acres or 25 million square feet of exposed granite. It is 1,683 feet above sea level and rises 825 feet above the surrounding area.

On the face of Stone Mountain is the largest high relief sculpture in the world. The Confederate Memorial Carving depicts three Confederate heroes of the Civil War: President Jefferson Davis and Generals Robert E. Lee and Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson. The entire carved surface measures three-acres, larger than a football field. The carving of the three men towers 400 feet above the ground, measures 90 by 190 feet, and is recessed 42 feet into the mountain. The deepest point of the carving is at Lee's elbow, which is 12 feet to the mountain's surface.

The carving is actually much larger than it appears from Stone Mountain Park's attractions. Workers could easily stand on a horse's ear or inside a horse's mouth to escape a sudden rain shower.

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Old 10-03-2003, 12:43 PM   #7
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Amazing how Stone Mountain has "natural" carvings
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Old 10-03-2003, 12:53 PM   #8
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The mountain itself is NOT man-made. I think it counts as a "natural wonder". The carving just makes it a little more special.
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:44 PM   #9
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Birthplace of Dolly Parton's...
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:16 PM   #10
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Birthplace of Dolly Parton's...


Ding Ding Ding!!!! We HAVE a winner. Now those ARE natural mountains!!
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:16 PM   #11
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Not sure if it counts since it just collapsed over the summer, but The Old Man of the Mountain.

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Old 10-03-2003, 02:43 PM   #12
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Since there's nothing else here:



Yes, that's right folks, it's the world's biggest ball of twine in Cawker City, Kansas.

Just how big is the ball of twine? Look at these figures:
* 17,554 pounds Almost 9 TON !!!
* 40 foot circumference
* Over 7,009,942 feet of sisal twine
* 1,325 Miles
* 2,137 KM

Information taken from this site.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:44 PM   #13
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Entry - Tennessee

Birthplace of Dolly Parton's...


Oh, sure, we can get pictures of some dumb rock in Georgia but when it's something people want to see- nothing, nothing at all

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Old 10-03-2003, 02:51 PM   #14
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:34 PM   #15
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please god take it away!!!!!
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Old 10-03-2003, 08:06 PM   #16
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I'd like to climb in between them and make a fort.

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Old 10-03-2003, 08:11 PM   #17
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At 6,684 feet, Mount Mitchell is the highest point east of the Mississippi River.


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Old 10-03-2003, 10:19 PM   #18
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Buc's opinion of Colorado is obviously the highest point West of the Mississippi.
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:39 PM   #19
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At least Wolfpack didn't call it a mountain like you call your hills.

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Old 10-04-2003, 01:09 AM   #20
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The Arbuckle Mountain range is the oldest mountain range on North America and used to be the tallest mountains in the world.
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Old 10-04-2003, 04:39 PM   #21
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Mount Washington is the highest mountain in the northeast.
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:08 AM   #22
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The Grand Canyon. Legend has it that the Colorado River carved the Grand Canyon out of soft sandstone over the course of thousands of years. Truth is, Bill Bidwill dropped a dime down a gopher hole, and the Grand Canyon resulted out of his efforts to avoid spending a quarter.
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Old 10-05-2003, 12:11 AM   #23
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The red rocks of sedona. Estimated to be used in almost 50% of old westerns, it has become a natonal landmark for beauty. Only those who have seen it can attest to this, and those who have not owe it to themselves to see this site.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:43 AM   #24
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:13 AM   #25
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Great googely moogely... those are some colossal titties!
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:27 AM   #26
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I don't believe those are actually 100% all natural though (as colossal as they are).
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:07 PM   #27
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Bucc: Heh. At least it's something. Here in Michigan, they consider 1700-foot hills "mountains".

And to be a bit more accurate, Mt. Whitney is the tallest directly west of the Mississippi and Denali (Mt. McKinley) is the tallest north, west, east, south, and any other direction of the Mississippi in North America, though Colorado does have a fair selection of three-mile-high peaks.
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:30 PM   #28
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Not much natural beauty, but the 3 rivers is a tremendous site especially when entering the city through the Ft. Pitt Tunnell. It was of huge importance to the development of Pittsburgh as a major US City.
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Old 10-06-2003, 02:55 PM   #29
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This category was closed 10/5. Judges, please PM me your scores.
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