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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Beer warning
Beer Bulletin
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. Was this posted already as well? If it was, I am done trying to supply original content. Back to being a sheep. |
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09-24-2003, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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 LOL! I haven't read it here.... Todd |
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09-24-2003, 07:44 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Beer good...
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09-24-2003, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Boston, MA
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That's a good one
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09-24-2003, 10:06 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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They forgot one:
"...needed to pee every 5 minutes..."
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09-24-2003, 10:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Nah... they didn't have to go in a group. |
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09-24-2003, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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lol
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09-24-2003, 11:59 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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That just brought that scene from 3rd Rock back to mind. When Sally and Dick switched bodies and they're at dinner with Don and Mary. Dick stands up and says "I have to go the little boy's room, let's go Don." Sorry, many people found that show stupid. I just loved that stupid kind of humor. It's nice to not have to think a lot about your comedy sometimes. Sorry for the threadjack (it sort of fit, in a 3rd cousin twice removed sort of way), you may continue your thread. |
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09-25-2003, 12:39 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Third Rock is great. I love watching late night reruns...
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