SUV's prevent terrorism!

The Afoci · 09-19-2003, 09:00 AM

Jesus told me. Well it may not be Jesus, but a man on the side of the road who very well could have been Jesus so I am not going to risk him actually being Jesus and not listening.

Anyway, Jesus told me that if it weren't for SUV's and other oil consuming cars, nearly the entire economy of the Middle East would collapse. For whatever reason, tourism wasn't brought up as an option to bring in large sums of cash. Now, I am not a smart man, but I assume Jesus is, and he said that a broke Middle East would be worse than one that is doing just fine Money wise.

Now, to all the smart people out there, what would happen to the Middle East if oil dependant countries were suddenly over the next 10 years to become not so oil dependant?

For me, I say God Bless the SUV!

B & B · 09-19-2003, 09:12 AM

We can do what we believe is best for the greatest number of people, which he refers to as "ends-based thinking"; or we can follow our highest sense of principle, which he terms as "rule-based thinking"; or we can turn to the Golden Rule which he refers to as "Care-based thinking." The difference about that third, as he sees it, is that it leads us to confront the humanity of those with whom we are interacting, upon whom we are having an impact.

In truth, we probably need to have a repertoire which includes them all. If I could change every pump and every station right now to charge $8 or $10 a gallon(or at least comparable to most European equivalents). Take these resource hogs and joyriders off the streets while cutting down on emissions and smog by 50% - so be it.

The Afoci · 09-19-2003, 09:25 AM

Anything but joyriders!!!

B & B · 09-19-2003, 09:31 AM

GET OFF THE ROAD YOU VARMINTS!

The Afoci · 09-19-2003, 09:35 AM

AH!!! The militia is coming!!!!

ice4277 · 09-19-2003, 12:04 PM

Looks like a scene from 'Deliverance Jr.'

The Afoci · 09-19-2003, 12:13 PM

Looks like that guy wasn't really Jesus after all. Just some drunk on the side of the road waiting for a Big Mac Extra Value Meal Supersized with a Coke. Odd really.

EagleFan · 09-19-2003, 12:43 PM

I just saw Jesus a little while ago, he drove past me in a Hummer (I guess that answers the question). I've seen God before too, he drives a Semi (has his name in big bold letters on the side).

RendeR · 09-19-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by EagleFan
I just saw Jesus a little while ago, he drove past me in a Hummer (I guess that answers the question). I've seen God before too, he drives a Semi (has his name in big bold letters on the side).

Oh thank goodness. I thought *I* was the only one who recognized him.....

09-19-2003, 09:12 AM	#2
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	We can do what we believe is best for the greatest number of people, which he refers to as "ends-based thinking"; or we can follow our highest sense of principle, which he terms as "rule-based thinking"; or we can turn to the Golden Rule which he refers to as "Care-based thinking." The difference about that third, as he sees it, is that it leads us to confront the humanity of those with whom we are interacting, upon whom we are having an impact. In truth, we probably need to have a repertoire which includes them all. If I could change every pump and every station right now to charge $8 or $10 a gallon(or at least comparable to most European equivalents). Take these resource hogs and joyriders off the streets while cutting down on emissions and smog by 50% - so be it. __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

09-19-2003, 09:25 AM	#3
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Anything but joyriders!!! __________________ I had something.

09-19-2003, 09:31 AM	#4
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	GET OFF THE ROAD YOU VARMINTS! __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

09-19-2003, 09:35 AM	#5
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	AH!!! The militia is coming!!!! __________________ I had something.

09-19-2003, 12:13 PM	#7
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Looks like that guy wasn't really Jesus after all. Just some drunk on the side of the road waiting for a Big Mac Extra Value Meal Supersized with a Coke. Odd really. __________________ I had something.

09-19-2003, 12:04 PM	#6
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Looks like a scene from 'Deliverance Jr.'

09-19-2003, 12:43 PM	#8
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I just saw Jesus a little while ago, he drove past me in a Hummer (I guess that answers the question). I've seen God before too, he drives a Semi (has his name in big bold letters on the side). __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

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