09-15-2003, 06:58 PM | #1 | ||
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Evening Humor
Yessir, I'm glad we have people of such stellar intelligence working our prison systems. The following are some absolutely wonderful incident reports from a Tennessee maximum security prison.
(Yes, they are real, and they were ALL posted in the same day. A friend of mine works at said prison.) WHILE CONDUCTING 0200am COUNT IM (somebody) CELL DOOR WINDOW OBSTRUCTED WITH PAPPER. IM (somebody) WAS TOLD TO REMOVE THE OBSTRUCTION. IM REFUSED TO DO SO. AT THAT TIME IM COMENSED TO RAISING MORE HELL THAN A JACK IN A TEN BARN .THIS DESTURBANCE WAS A HENDERANCE TO STAFF TRYING TRO PERFORME COUNT DUTIES. IM (guy) (number) (other number) UNIT 3 I CO (somebody) WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING MY ROUNDS AT COUNT TIME. IMATE (guy & number) BEGAIN THREATING ME ,HE STATED HE WAS GOING TO KICK MY ASS AND HE WAS GOING TO FUCK MY WIFE AND KIDS, HE ALSO BEGAIN TO USE PROFANITY .HE HAS BEEN ARNED REPEATLY AND DESPITE THE WARNINGS HE CONTINUES WITH THIS BEHAVIOR. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR ABOUT A WEEK. I (someone) WHILE MAKING THE 0200 COUNT IN A POD COULDNT SEE THE I M IN CELL (number) BECAUSE OF PAPPER AFFIXED TO GLASS I TAPPED ON I M (guy) CELL DOOR AND TOLD HIM TO REMOVE THE PAPPER FROM THE DOOR GLASS .AT THAT TIME IM (guy) WENT BALISTIC AND CALLED ME A SON OF BITCH BASTARD MUTHER FUCKER PUNK ECT.AT THAT TIME I TOLD THE IM THAT HE WAS DIGGING HIS HOLE DEEPER AND DEEPER. HIS REPLY WAS THAT IT WASNT NOTHING BECAUSE HE HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO DO. ...Wow. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 09-15-2003 at 07:00 PM. |
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09-15-2003, 07:25 PM | #2 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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And that is our Education system at work my friends!
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