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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Roger's Profanisaurus
Someone needs to do an Americanized version of this, as I found a few that have different meanings here:
Profanisaurus
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-08-2003 at 12:16 PM. |
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08-08-2003, 12:51 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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wow. any chance of one of these making into your next legal brief?
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08-08-2003, 01:01 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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With the right set of facts, I might be able to get away with "khaki buttonhole."
OK, this one I found to be funny for two reasons. One, it's so long, you've got to wonder whether anyone would really say this, rather than something equivalent, but shorter. And two, I love the fact that it's different depending on the city. throwing a Woodbine down Northumberland Street sim. In Newcastle, unsatisfying sex with a bucket fannied (qv) individual. As in “Why man, it was like hoyin’ a Woodbine doon Northumberland Street”; Leeds throwing a sausage up Briggate; HM Navy throwing your kit bag in the Ark Royal’s dry dock, etc. In Tallahassee, this is known as "throwing a root down Gaines Street."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-08-2003 at 01:05 PM. |
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08-08-2003, 01:25 PM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Cadbury alley - if i had been drinking milk, it would have come out my nose.
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08-08-2003, 01:30 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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brap n. The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC).
Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission. Can someone reduce this to a mathematical equation for me?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-08-2003, 01:35 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Profanisaurus:
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08-09-2003, 01:50 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Damn, clicking on that link froze my computer right up...
Edit: Nevermind. My computer is just f'ed up...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-09-2003 at 02:43 PM. |
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08-09-2003, 09:55 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Had no idea there were so many Star Wars terms for "wanking."
I am disappointed that Sideshow Bob's "Capital knockers" isn't in there. |
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