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Old 08-04-2003, 10:27 PM   #1
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National Day of Prayer for the Death of Bill O'Reilly

It's been a long time since I've seen anything that made me laugh this hard. Its tasteless and way out of bounds, but that family at the bottom of the page almost made me piss myself.

National Day of Prayer

Brought to you by the next governor of California?

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Old 08-04-2003, 10:31 PM   #2
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Re: National Day of Prayer for the Death of Bill O'Reilly

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Brought to you by the next governor of California?


You are running too?!?
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Old 08-04-2003, 10:31 PM   #3
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Did you hear that Larry Flynt is running for governor in California?

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Old 08-04-2003, 10:33 PM   #4
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Afoci: If I lived in Cali I sure as hell would try. First, though, I'd legally change my name to Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Old 08-04-2003, 10:36 PM   #5
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Afoci: If I lived in Cali I sure as hell would try. First, though, I'd legally change my name to Arnold Schwarzenegger!


As long as you weren't a write in canidate, you would stand a shot. And from what I know about California, all of which is from Jay Leno and 90210, just tell them Kentucky is in the Northern part of the state when you are in the south and it is in the Southern when you are in the north. As for the central, you decide, I can't do all of this for you.
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Old 08-04-2003, 10:39 PM   #6
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There are some 200 people who've taken out papers to be on the ballot. Let me see besides Flynt, there's Gallagher, a porn star (who wants to tax breast implants, a handful of people with the name Gray Davis, and mostly a bunch of people running on a lark ($3,500 and 65 signatures, why the hell not?). This is one of those elections where someone with a catchy name can take the cake.
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Old 08-05-2003, 12:22 AM   #7
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Afoci: If I lived in Cali I sure as hell would try. First, though, I'd legally change my name to Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Could you change Arnold's name to something more easy to spell?

Actually, even better. Rename yourself Arnold Schwarzeneger and put yourself on the ballot!

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Old 08-05-2003, 02:58 AM   #8
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Actually after reading the following CNN story, I will have to put Larry Flynt high on my list. He's got the right ideas. I know I'm voting to vote to recall Davis, but I highly doubt I'll go conservative. As it stands now ... my rankings

1 - Ah-nold (probably not running, but if he does, well this is easy)
2 - Larry Flynt
3 - Dianne Feinstein (being encouraged to run, probably won't)
4 - Richard Riordan (supposed to run if Ah-nold doesn't)
5 - Gallagher
6 - Peter Camejo
7 - Arianna Huffington (because I like her accent)
8 - Who knows beyond here (Issa, Simon, a liberal, a moderate, a conservative, a political nobody, who cares).

Anway here's the Flynt link:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/04/flynt.governor/index.html
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Old 08-05-2003, 05:55 AM   #9
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I wonder how the Austrian fans of Schwarzenegger would react if Arnie would become a (pretty high seatted) American politician.
Will the rename everything named after him?
I mean, they (even) have a soccer stadium named after him!
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:49 PM   #10
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Somehow I think California is going to get exactly the kind of governor it deserves from all this.
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:53 PM   #11
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...which would be much better than what they have now.
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:58 PM   #12
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note to self: NEVER NEVER NEVER click a link while at work.

larryflynt.com is sure to be on the no no list....
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