Masturbation may prevent cancer!

JeeberD · 07-16-2003, 11:46 AM

WooHoo! I'll never have prostate cancer! What a happy day!

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Masturbation could prevent cancer

Who cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2,000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study.

The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98.

The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

"What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP.

"The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation."

He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic.

"For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said.

"So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around."

The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend.

Ksyrup · 07-16-2003, 11:48 AM

Soooooo...this forum and all of the current members should theoretically be around for quite a long time.

Vive la Kleenex!

Mustang · 07-16-2003, 11:49 AM

Great.. I'm going to be an Immortal.

Except, to kill me, instead of chopping my head off you have to cut my hands off...

mckerney · 07-16-2003, 11:50 AM

Hmm... combine this with the seaman helping women loose weight study and I think I may have the makings of a new kind of health club. Of course, I'd have to come up with a new name for it other than these instituations currently have as 'whore houses', but attach the right catch phrase to it...

JeeberD · 07-16-2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by mckerney
...combine this with the seaman...

I think you've been watching a tad too much South Park, my friend...

mckerney · 07-16-2003, 11:55 AM

actually, no I haven't

bbor · 07-16-2003, 11:56 AM

MAY????...This MAY prevent cancer??

Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.

mckerney · 07-16-2003, 11:57 AM

But my school was never very good at teaching, well anything. So I'm not as good at spelling as BillyMadison.

I guess I'm not STILL UNDEFEATED.

JeeberD · 07-16-2003, 11:58 AM

Oh. Well, there was an episode where Cartman got semen and "seamen" (little sea monkey type things) confused. It was a pretty funny episode, and your little typo got me thinking about it...

Anyways, back to the masturbation discution please...

JeeberD · 07-16-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by bbor
MAY????...This MAY prevent cancer??

Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.

Somehow I don't believe you...

bbor · 07-16-2003, 12:07 PM

Why not?

Just cause i have Calousus on my palms..

Samdari · 07-16-2003, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by bbor
Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.

Bah, you won't make midnight.

JeeberD · 07-16-2003, 12:25 PM

Uh oh. Here's a report with some bad news about masturbation...

bbor · 07-16-2003, 12:37 PM

I can't read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems blury to me..anyone else having this problem?

Craptacular · 07-16-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mustang

Except, to kill me, instead of chopping my head off you have to cut my hands off...

I think we'd need to cut something else off instead. Bye bye Little Mustang.

BishopMVP · 07-16-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
Oh. Well, there was an episode where Cartman got semen and "seamen" (little sea monkey type things) confused. It was a pretty funny episode, and your little typo got me thinking about it...

"He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose." - Cartman

Back on topic, this sounds like bad news for AC Green.

33sherman · 07-16-2003, 02:21 PM

bbor · 07-16-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by BishopMVP
Back on topic, this sounds like bad news for AC Green.

LMAO!!

Leonidas · 07-16-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by 33sherman

First there's the sheer pleasure of it, then the whole prostate cancer thing, now this. As if we needed more incentive.

tucker342 · 07-16-2003, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by bbor
I can't read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems blury to me..anyone else having this problem?

yep! Me to

tucker342 · 07-16-2003, 05:55 PM

dola-

I always knew masturbation would save my life some day

07-16-2003, 11:48 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Soooooo...this forum and all of the current members should theoretically be around for quite a long time. Vive la Kleenex! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-16-2003, 11:49 AM	#3
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Great.. I'm going to be an Immortal. Except, to kill me, instead of chopping my head off you have to cut my hands off... __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

07-16-2003, 11:56 AM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	MAY????...This MAY prevent cancer?? Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-16-2003, 11:58 AM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh. Well, there was an episode where Cartman got semen and "seamen" (little sea monkey type things) confused. It was a pretty funny episode, and your little typo got me thinking about it... Anyways, back to the masturbation discution please... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-16-2003, 12:07 PM	#11
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Why not? Just cause i have Calousus on my palms.. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-16-2003, 11:50 AM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Hmm... combine this with the seaman helping women loose weight study and I think I may have the makings of a new kind of health club. Of course, I'd have to come up with a new name for it other than these instituations currently have as 'whore houses', but attach the right catch phrase to it...

07-16-2003, 11:55 AM	#6
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	actually, no I haven't

07-16-2003, 11:57 AM	#8
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	But my school was never very good at teaching, well anything. So I'm not as good at spelling as BillyMadison. I guess I'm not STILL UNDEFEATED.

07-16-2003, 12:25 PM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Uh oh. Here's a report with some bad news about masturbation... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-16-2003, 12:37 PM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I can't read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It seems blury to me..anyone else having this problem? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-16-2003, 02:21 PM	#17
33sherman Mascot Join Date: Nov 2002

07-16-2003, 05:55 PM	#21
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	dola- I always knew masturbation would save my life some day

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