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Old 07-11-2003, 11:29 PM   #1
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Collosal Gelatinous Mass Identified

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Experts Say Beached 'Blob' a Sperm Whale
(Reuters) - Chilean scientists said on Friday their study of a huge blob of flesh found on a Pacific beach about three weeks ago concluded it was the carcass of a sperm whale, ending speculation of a giant octopus. Scientists have been baffled by the 40-foot-long mass of gelatinous tissue found on a remote beach in southern Chile, with initial hunches ranging from whale blubber to a disputed species of giant octopus. Researchers at the Museum of Natural History in Santiago were the first to reach a conclusion after analyzing samples of the decaying specimen and finding glands of a sperm whale.
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:28 AM   #2
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40 feet of sperm whale.

isn't "sperm" a gross sounding word?

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Old 07-12-2003, 12:37 AM   #3
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A thread says "Collosal Gelatinous Mass Identified", and Cam is the first to reply... coincidence... I think not.
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:18 AM   #4
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What a bummer. We need more colossal species of sealife.
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:23 AM   #5
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I thought the thing would turn out to be the trout they pulled out of Fritz's rectum.
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