04-16-2004, 07:02 AM | #1 | ||
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OT: John Kerry outside my window
John Kerry will be right outside my dorm room window for most of the morning/afternoon today, holding a rally at my university. I'd be more than willing to shout out the window at him and disrupt the entire shin-dig if anyone has a message for him.
At least I'll have a great free view when Bon Joni performs... (I will not interrupt his performance, so don't even ask) In an unrelated note, it appears my post quality inexplicably decreases after 2 consecutive all-nighters. Go figure
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04-16-2004, 07:21 AM | #2 | |
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Tell Kerry he has a trout in his rectum.
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04-16-2004, 07:40 AM | #3 | |
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How about you just keep shouting "NRA News dot com!" at him.
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04-16-2004, 07:42 AM | #4 |
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I thought you were talking about what the dog left...........
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04-16-2004, 07:52 AM | #5 | |
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Got a bucket of freshly brewed piss handy? If so, you can pass that along to him with my compliments. |
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04-16-2004, 08:16 AM | #6 | |
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That would be cool. If you made a sign, do you think it would get in any shots if you hung it out the window? Vote Edwards/Heston 2004! |
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04-16-2004, 08:32 AM | #7 | |
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It appears the media is taking pictures facing away from my dorm. Probably a good idea, since the pro-Bush retaliatory rally seems to have been shoved right in front of my window as well. It's a simple rule: No political rallies in front of my window during my sleep time. Go away!
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04-16-2004, 09:14 AM | #8 |
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Ask him why he looks like Lurch.
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04-16-2004, 09:16 AM | #9 | |
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You selfish bastard! He has a chance to shout "you have a trout in your rectum" at Kerry, and you want free advertising instead. Sickening.
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04-16-2004, 11:30 AM | #10 | |
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Was when you posted that a "billable hour?" |
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04-16-2004, 11:33 AM | #11 |
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You go to Pitt ? Im down at CMU..
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04-16-2004, 11:46 AM | #12 |
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When I first read Z2+ post I thought he wrote "I'd be more than willing to SHOOT out the window at him [Kerry] and disrupt the entire shin-dig."
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04-16-2004, 11:59 AM | #13 | |
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Hmmm . . . everything is spelled right, yet I can't figure out what you were asking.
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04-16-2004, 12:45 PM | #15 |
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Grab some ping-pong balls and throw them out the window screaming "Lightning Bolt!!!! Lightning Bolt!!!!"
Please.
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04-16-2004, 12:53 PM | #16 | |
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04-16-2004, 12:55 PM | #17 |
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Throw bottles of ketchup out the window and scream "Free Tomatoes! Murderer!" Then walk away confused and apologize.
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04-16-2004, 05:35 PM | #18 |
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Tell him to actually get a platform and run on it.
Oh, that's right. To beat Bush all he needs to do is show up!
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04-16-2004, 06:01 PM | #19 |
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Throw a football at him and see if he flinches or catches it like a girl...
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04-17-2004, 02:35 AM | #20 |
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Penn State > Robert Morris > Duquesne > CMU > Bradford > Pitt
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04-17-2004, 05:36 AM | #21 | |
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Uh... yeah. CMU >>>>>>> The rest of the schools in Pittsburgh/ Pennsylvania... |
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04-17-2004, 09:25 AM | #22 |
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Athletic prowness is much more important than academics
(And Penn (not PSU) has CMU beat there too ) |
04-17-2004, 08:00 PM | #23 | |
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By that measure, my left nut has CMU beat- and I go here. Academically though, CMU whups everyone and probably about par with Penn.. as the joke here goes: "How many Pitt/Robert Morris/ Duquense students does it take to change a lightbulb ? 1, and they get 9 engineering credits for it... |
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