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anyone had multiple orgasms?
just wondering if anyone has had any experience with the long term effects of orgasms. I have had eight, with my most recent one coming this past monday.
The prior ones i have had ranged from being knocked totally unconscious for about 3 minutes, to losing part of my field of vision for 3 days, to forgetting 2 days in their entirety, and i have always recovered without any serious problems. The reason i am a little freaked right now is because the one i gave myself on monday didnt really seem like much to me when it happened...i had some coordination and balance problems, a ripping headache, and some problems concentrating on what i was doing at an exact moment (immediate short term memory) but after a couple days of solid sleep, i thought i was fine, with the only thing left bothering me being a little balance problem. (i feel like i had a few beers when i close my eyes or bend down and stand up fast) . the concern however came about last night when i got a headache so bad at work after about 2 hours of working on the same task at my computer that i almost threw up from the pain. i ususally have no problems working at a computer that long, and this morning, i feel fine with regards to the headache, but still feel the same slight balance issue... just wondering if anyone has known anyone or has had themselves problems with repetitive orgasm syndrome, and if that might be what i am dealing with? thanks in advance for all the jokes sure to come at my expense (and for the help) Sorry, it had to be done.
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01-19-2006, 12:46 PM | #2 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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01-19-2006, 12:46 PM | #3 | |
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01-19-2006, 12:47 PM | #4 |
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Only 8 in your entire life? I think the jokes have to come at Radii's expense
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01-19-2006, 12:48 PM | #5 |
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I had multiple orgasms five minutes ago reading the werewolf thread. I'm a bit dehydrated, but otherwise ok.
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01-19-2006, 12:49 PM | #6 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I'm trying to picture exactly what other task she was performing when she gave herself an orgasm that caused her to lose her concentration...
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01-19-2006, 12:49 PM | #7 |
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01-19-2006, 12:50 PM | #9 |
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Well played. So to speak.
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01-19-2006, 12:50 PM | #10 |
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'sup Hellcat...
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01-19-2006, 12:59 PM | #11 |
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This thread has potential to be great. So I thought that I would go ahead and get in while there were still seats.
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01-19-2006, 01:01 PM | #12 |
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anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?
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01-19-2006, 01:02 PM | #13 |
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01-19-2006, 01:05 PM | #14 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:06 PM | #15 |
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Okay, how about and orgasm as a result of a concussion?
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01-19-2006, 01:07 PM | #16 |
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I have. I had one in 1992 and another in 1997.
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01-19-2006, 01:07 PM | #17 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:08 PM | #18 |
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OK, Parody threads should not be allowed to be significantly higher on the board than the thread it parodied...I just sat here for a couple of minutes trying to figure this out...I know, I'm very tired.
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01-19-2006, 01:10 PM | #20 |
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Wow, the first ever recorded sighting of a parody thread that was actually funny.
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01-19-2006, 01:11 PM | #22 |
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I have tennis elbow in both elbows and i've never picked up a racket.
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01-19-2006, 01:16 PM | #23 |
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01-19-2006, 01:20 PM | #25 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:23 PM | #26 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:25 PM | #27 |
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pics plz thanks
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01-19-2006, 01:25 PM | #28 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:37 PM | #31 | |
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01-19-2006, 01:42 PM | #32 |
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I've faked em
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01-19-2006, 01:45 PM | #33 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having."
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01-19-2006, 01:45 PM | #34 |
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I've seen it in porn, but has any guy here come across a "gusher" aka "rainwoman"?
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01-19-2006, 01:48 PM | #35 |
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This is a rock solid thread.
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01-19-2006, 02:05 PM | #36 | |
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01-19-2006, 02:18 PM | #37 |
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This is a parody thread?
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01-19-2006, 02:42 PM | #40 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yes, but those are some mighty powerful orgasms. And since she's a member of FOFC, there's an automatic presumption of geekiness that applies to us all that would make "8" a realistic number in her case.
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01-19-2006, 02:50 PM | #42 |
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so, Jeebs has an excuse, but am I the only one amazed that Farrah isn't here yet?
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01-19-2006, 03:01 PM | #43 |
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I think I just orgasmed reading this thread.
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01-19-2006, 03:06 PM | #44 |
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oliegirl, picture please!!
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01-19-2006, 03:20 PM | #46 | |
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Damn...the She-Rahn can give me multiples anytime....sorry Arles
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01-19-2006, 03:33 PM | #48 | |
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01-19-2006, 03:35 PM | #49 |
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Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl
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My explanation still holds true.
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