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Be a man!
I wish I could take credit for writing this, but I can't. Still, it is definitely worth sharing and everyone could benefit from reading this. I have tried to explain it to some of our fellow men who have recently struck out with the ladies and haven't had much luck, so maybe he can do better. Besides, this should start a good debate thread for you guys to read and post in between draft picks.
HornsManiac ================================ There is a prize to the person who correctly answers this question, What is a Man? When asked what they want in a guy, women say simply, "A MAN!" But, alas!, real men are becoming more and more rare these days. Women are tired of the sensitive wimps who have no backbones. One women even wrote a song about the subject, "Where have all the cowboys gone?" __________________ |
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04-26-2003, 05:18 AM | #2 |
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04-26-2003, 02:49 PM | #3 |
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04-26-2003, 03:04 PM | #4 |
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04-26-2003, 07:39 PM | #5 |
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this is just getting stupid.
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04-26-2003, 08:06 PM | #6 |
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04-26-2003, 09:29 PM | #7 |
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This is the dumbest crap Ive ever read. Honestly.
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04-26-2003, 09:42 PM | #8 |
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What is a man?
A man is cocky AND funny, other than that, I'm not sure. |
04-26-2003, 09:50 PM | #9 |
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that and a pair of testicles.
I apologize, had to throw a Big Lebowski quote in there. |
04-26-2003, 09:53 PM | #10 |
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Another thing that the great horns throws to the masses to wow us...
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04-26-2003, 10:03 PM | #11 |
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You know The Afoci, this Horsmaniac fellow reminds me a lot of Hornsmaniac_2....
Hornsmaniac_2 couldn't be based on Hornsmaniac, could he? |
04-26-2003, 10:08 PM | #12 |
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Cam, we agree on something, NO WAY!
lame, lame, lame, lame, lame |
04-26-2003, 10:15 PM | #13 | |
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04-26-2003, 10:17 PM | #14 | |
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I never thought anyone would have guessed it...tell me what gave it away? I would really like to know.
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04-26-2003, 10:33 PM | #15 |
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I really don't know what it was. For some reason when I was reading that I was somehow reminded of the line, "I'm a soccer player, but I'm more interested in how you play with balls." Then it hit me, this guy seems a lot like Hornsmaniac_2.
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04-27-2003, 01:05 AM | #16 | |
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04-27-2003, 04:37 AM | #17 |
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And isn't it beautiful when you discover the source of such wisdom?
The Don Juan Discussion Forums - Be A Man! The Don Juan Discussion Forums The Don Juan Discussion Forums. I didn't think my balls could literally fall off from laughing, but I'm in the process of reconsidering. Don Juan. Jebus Christmas. Last edited by NoMyths : 04-27-2003 at 04:39 AM. |
04-27-2003, 05:29 AM | #18 | |
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No Myths, Thanks for the link. That is too funny. TroyF |
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04-27-2003, 05:36 AM | #19 |
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No way am I reading through all of that crap.
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04-27-2003, 08:57 AM | #20 |
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NoMyths, thanks for finding out where this trite piece of crap came from. Not only is it disheartening to see stuff like this pollute our fair board, it's downright sad to see all the Don Juanabees eat this stuff up.
(edited to remove half a page of mindless ranting). Anyway, can I offer the suggestion that the next time there's any relationship talk from HM, we form a posse to drive down to Austin and give him a nice manly atomic wedgie? ")
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04-27-2003, 11:13 AM | #21 |
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Wha? A posse to dish out of vigilante justice? I am so there.
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04-27-2003, 11:51 AM | #22 |
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04-27-2003, 12:25 PM | #23 |
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who the heck is Don Juan?
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04-27-2003, 01:49 PM | #24 | |
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LOL Don't you feel special for tracking down something that was never trying to hide. It is not like I was taking credit for writing it or anything. Pat yourself on the back Sherlock Holmes. HornsManiac |
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04-27-2003, 02:10 PM | #25 |
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04-27-2003, 02:35 PM | #26 |
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hahahahaha, that is a really funny forum
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04-27-2003, 02:39 PM | #27 | |
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You also didn't really go out of your way to tell us where you found this, Don Juan.
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04-27-2003, 03:04 PM | #28 |
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Nor did Dong Wan cop to it when I first indicated that his "wisdom" came from other sources.
Guess the whole forum was meant to be the singular "muse" to which he referred. A "friend" that taught him how to bone chicks, indeed. Wonder if he's still going to stick by that story. Considering the other lies he's stuck to in the past, I suppose he'll try. HM, go away. If this most recent blow to your credibility isn't enough to convince you that you aren't wanted here, I'm sure another opportunity will come along soon enough. |
04-27-2003, 03:06 PM | #29 |
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^ Cocky and funny.
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04-27-2003, 03:07 PM | #30 |
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I just want to know what name Horns posts under at the sosuave.com.
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04-27-2003, 03:09 PM | #31 |
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Probably "Kevin from Dell."
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04-27-2003, 05:22 PM | #32 | |
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Yep. It was about as tough as finding out you were cheating in OOTP. Asshat. |
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04-27-2003, 05:25 PM | #33 | |
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No, you INSISTED it came from Ross Jeffries or another one of his NLP or Speed Seduction "deciples." The article about being a MAN doesn't mention NLP, does it? I have only known about the sosuave site for around six months, but I have been married for years. I agree with some of the stuff they teach and disagree with some other things. I agree that men should not be sensitive "girlfriend" like men and that showing testosterone is important. ROTFLMAO I guess a career ART student would have a hard time relating though, huh? The post was never intended to tell people where to go and get information, so mentioning exactly where it came from was not necessary. The fact the story came from a post on a message board was obvious and if someone had wanted to know how to get more info like that I would have told them via PM. Obviously, the owners of that forum would rather not have 50 virgin computer nerds posting there. Leaving takes all of the fun away, so that is not an option. This is not any "blow" to my credibility, because this is the INTERNET and reputations and credibility are only for weak people like yourself who value cyber respect, friendships, and relationships with others. I have no conscience or feelings when it relates to cyber fantasy land, so my credibility and/or reputation means NOTHING to me. You should have figured that out by now, but I guess some people are slow learners. The higher your blood pressure gets the more entertained I am. NoMyths, please don't go away. The last week or two have been among the best memories I have here and I can credit a large portion of my happiness to you. HornsManiac |
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SkyDog, isn't this essentially admitting he's only here to troll? At least taken in the context of the rest of the paragraph which seems to imply he has no other reason to come here: Quote:
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yet you post something from a site called www.sosuave.com and expect single guys to take it as a credible source for picking up women. BTW, the very fact that a "happily married man" like yourself still finds it necessary to pick up women on the internet and search for help via places like the Don Juan Forum speaks volumes about what type of men actually utilize advice like that. And you never did tell us what your screen name is over there.
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I don't get it, wignifty is banned, but HM isn't.
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04-27-2003, 08:13 PM | #37 |
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"I don't get it, wignifty is banned, but HM isn't."
Boggles the mind... |
04-27-2003, 08:20 PM | #38 |
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hi what website do i go to to find out how to be a man again?
this is just incredible. |
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LMAO Cute. I am not here to troll. It seems you have forgotten what a troll is. Certainly some of my posts are a little outside of the norm for this board, but they are legitimate posts with legitimate information that many could find useful. Also, I am capable of attacking other posters and insulting them which to you may appear to be "trolling." However, if you will open your eyes and read the other posts in the thread you will see that I only get nasty when someone has attacked me first. Retaliation for an unprovoked attack is not trolling, which is why I am not banned from here. I am just as calm as a kitty cat until you people start stabbing me in the ribs with your sticks. It is only natural for the stabbing to eventually piss me off and cause me to lash back. Stop poking me with your sticks and I will stop biting your ass. It's really not rocket science. And if you don't agree with my views on dating and relationships simply don't read the posts. However, if you CHOOSE to read something you already know you will not agree with and then follow it up by posting snide and sarcastic comments aimed at me you can only blame yourself for the consequences of your foolish decisions. Again, no one has a gun to your head demanding you read the latest blurb of HornsManiac's dating advice. HornsManiac |
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Calm as a kitten, huh?
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04-28-2003, 12:53 AM | #41 |
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HM,
To think, there was a time when I actually stood up for you... To claim that the "attacks" are unprovoked is simply dishonest. You know the cock and funny thing is a joke around here and you know that many here consider you to be a joke. Yet you continue to push this nonsense. You did not start this thread to "help" anyone out, you started this thread in the hopes that some would post here making fun of you so that you can continue this nonsense under the guise that you are being attacked. The other thread ran cold so you started up another one. You started up this thread for the sole purpose of continueing you pointless and pathetic 'grudges' against some of the members on this board I hope one day SkyDog gives you want you have had coming to you for far too long. |
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No Myths - Were you too lazy to type or what? You have not made any points. You are still making an unfounded accusation so once again I put you on the spot. Tell me again what have I written that was copied verbatim from a website or some dating instructor's learning materials? The article on being a man was copied, but I acknowledged that at the beginning. Tell me what I have posted that was copied from someone else? If you cannot do that then shut up about it and this nonsense will be over.
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sabotai - The other thread had quite a few people agreeing with me completely. Did you not read it? At the very end of the other thread I discovered this article and wanted to give another's perspective on trying to avoid being too sensitive, but like you said that thread had ran cold. I figured it was good enough to post again, so I posted it again to get more readers. Also, the funniest thing is I have not said hardly anything about being cocky and/or funny in a long, long time. Yet, every time I post something people assume it is me telling people to be "cocky and funny." Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy pissing matches here. However, I am not (and should not be) forced to mold myself to fit in with the hand wringing crowd. HornsManiac |
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04-28-2003, 07:49 AM | #45 |
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So apparently it is HM turn to get ridiculed around here. Who will be next? It seems that if certain members don't have someone to pick on then they get bored and useless. Pretty soon only a handful of members will have all the lunch money. The way people are treating others around here is starting to become sickening.
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04-28-2003, 08:03 AM | #46 |
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Hammer755 made the most valid post of this whole thread !
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Just getting stupid? hasn't it been stupid for quite a while?
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04-28-2003, 01:04 PM | #48 |
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out of all the QotM material in this thread... you choose my one liner??
I'm honored!
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04-28-2003, 03:35 PM | #49 |
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"The other thread had quite a few people agreeing with me completely. Did you not read it?"
No I didn't... And if by "quite a few" you mean one, then ok, you did. |
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I think whoever read this is now dumber because of this. |
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