Chic Muscleman Claims He's Forced To Wear USA Logo On His Bottom

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 07:04 PM

Chic Muscleman Claims He's Forced To Wear USA Logo On His Bottom

TUCKER -- A Tucker youth worker who wears a bikini as part of his religion said he was ordered to put a Stars and Stripes logo on his underwear.

Ben E. Lou said he reluctantly put the flag on his bottom after SWMBO said he would be demoted to sleeping on the sofa.

SkyDog said he's worn his undies for 25 years while working as a moderator, but in the last year his underwear caught the attention of FOFC members. He is involved in a federal civil lawsuit to get the board to allow his tighty-whities.

The lawsuit revolves around religious freedom versus workplace uniformity.

A spokesman for FOFC said the agency requires its employees to wear speedos that have been approved.

SkyDog said he will continue to wear the Stars and Stripes, because if he's reassigned he would not be able to get SWMBO to maintain eye contact.

Four FOFC members are suing the board because they are made to wear socks with ants in them.

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Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 07:06 PM

dola... for some reason, I recalled the undies having a Union Jack... edited for clarity.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-06-2005, 07:06 PM

Okay, I don't know how well this will be received overall, but it made me laugh

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-06-2005, 07:10 PM

BANNED!!!

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

BANNED!!!

Not likely. I've followed the Fritz rule.

Cap Ologist · 01-06-2005, 08:09 PM

Good job!

Franklinnoble · 01-07-2005, 10:15 AM

Thanks.

CamEdwards · 01-07-2005, 10:18 AM

yay! i thought that pic had been lost forever.

Suicane75 · 01-07-2005, 11:33 AM

That post was mahvelous.

Franklinnoble · 01-07-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

yay! i thought that pic had been lost forever.

Nah... I made sure to have it saved on my server, where it will remain for all time. At least as long as I keep paying the hosting company...

01-06-2005, 07:06 PM	#3
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Okay, I don't know how well this will be received overall, but it made me laugh __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

01-06-2005, 07:10 PM	#4
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	BANNED!!! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-07-2005, 10:18 AM	#8
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	yay! i thought that pic had been lost forever. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

01-06-2005, 07:06 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	dola... for some reason, I recalled the undies having a Union Jack... edited for clarity.

01-06-2005, 08:09 PM	#6
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Good job!

01-07-2005, 10:15 AM	#7
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Thanks.

01-07-2005, 11:33 AM	#9
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	That post was mahvelous.

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