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TCY Junkie · 12-14-2009, 01:08 PM

I got out of the shower and the first thing I did was pee.

It's more rare than a celebrity cheating. More shocking than someone that always impressed people would never get enough and lack self happiness. I expect this to be 15 pages within the next few weeks.

panerd · 12-14-2009, 01:19 PM

Tiger Woods Confesses He Pees In The Shower at The Insider

CamEdwards · 12-14-2009, 01:19 PM

Meh. Pee on 13 women, including a porn star, and then maybe you'll get to 15 pages. Otherwise, I don't see this going much past 4.

Mustang · 12-14-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Otherwise, I don't see this going much past 4.

Obama gets out of the shower to pee. I believe this shows that he can't handle more than 1 task at a time as the president.

Discuss.

DaddyTorgo · 12-14-2009, 01:28 PM

seriously. anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.

Samdari · 12-14-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

seriously. anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.

Or female.

ISiddiqui · 12-14-2009, 01:45 PM

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

DaddyTorgo · 12-14-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Or female.

i suppose that's true. it's never a question i've asked my female friends...

Samdari · 12-14-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i suppose that's true. it's never a question i've asked my female friends...

Lots of married guys don't either - unless they KNOW their wife won't come in and catch them.

DaddyTorgo · 12-14-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Lots of married guys don't either - unless they KNOW their wife won't come in and catch them.

sucks for them

Scoobz0202 · 12-14-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

Same here. One of the reasons I get out of bed is because I always have to piss so damn bad..

Eaglesfan27 · 12-14-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later.

Same here - of course there is the wife factor as well.

Dr. Sak · 12-14-2009, 02:26 PM

I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.

DanGarion · 12-14-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.

Everyone knows the right order is, Shit, Shower, Shave.

McSweeny · 12-14-2009, 03:04 PM

of course if you have some time on your hands and want the best shave possilbe you do the: shit, shower, shave, shower

lighthousekeeper · 12-14-2009, 03:09 PM

IT'S ALL PIPES

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-14-2009, 05:23 PM

I never understood why someone would get out of the shower, drip water everywhere, pee, then get back in the shower. I'd think a woman would yell at you for that more so than a little piss in the drain...

Anyone else ever tried to aim for the can from the shower?

RainMaker · 12-14-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I never understood why someone would get out of the shower, drip water everywhere, pee, then get back in the shower. I'd think a woman would yell at you for that more so than a little piss in the drain...

Anyone else ever tried to aim for the can from the shower?

I used to. Bathroom downstairs has a toilet right next to the shower. One day I missed real badly and hit the wall and then the cabinet under the sink. Just decided it wasn't worth it anymore.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-14-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

I used to. Bathroom downstairs has a toilet right next to the shower. One day I missed real badly and hit the wall and then the cabinet under the sink. Just decided it wasn't worth it anymore.

I'm just dying of laughter reading this from someone named "RainMaker."

MizzouRah · 12-14-2009, 10:28 PM

Peeing in the shower isn't normal?

BYU 14 · 12-14-2009, 10:29 PM

R Kelly says you are all amateurs.

Sun Tzu · 12-15-2009, 12:52 AM

TCY Junkie · 12-15-2009, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Everyone knows the right order is, Shit, Shower, Shave.

I shave in the shower.

I once gambled right after I shitted and lost.

DanGarion · 12-15-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I shave in the shower.

I once gambled right after I shitted and lost.

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

Samdari · 12-15-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

I assume everyone who shaves in the shower uses a mirror.

Subby · 12-15-2009, 11:33 AM

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.

DanGarion · 12-15-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

I assume everyone who shaves in the shower uses a mirror.

If I didn't have to worry about facial hair I'd pretty much not need a mirror... And I had a full head of hair so it's not because of a lack of sideburns.

DanGarion · 12-15-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.

Chill out.

TCY Junkie · 12-15-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I have facial hair so I can't really shave in the shower, unless I have a mirror.

I don't ever use a mirror but most my hair is on top of my head, I didn't start shaving daily until I was a junior in college. I do it I guess because my dad shaves in the shower. I'm pretty sure he doesn't use a mirror, I have no clue how he cuts himself so much and why he doesn't take another approach.

Karlifornia · 12-15-2009, 02:31 PM

I don't pee in the shower. I take a piss right before heading into the shower. What do you want me to do next? Bathe in the toilet? "No time to get into the shower, gonna have to take a quick toilet dip"

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-15-2009, 03:23 PM

Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.

Dr. Sak · 12-15-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.

That's the first thing I do when i wake up...

Lathum · 12-15-2009, 03:37 PM

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

Dr. Sak · 12-15-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

I just poured Clorox in my eyes.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-15-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore.

Thanks, you just reminded me to ignore somebody, too. The person I want to ignore hasn't posted in this thread, but I appreciate the unintentional reminder.

OH AND I'M TOTALLY GOING TO IGNORE "SUBBY" TOO HAHA HA.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-15-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

You're single too, huh?

Lathum · 12-15-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

You're single too, huh?

nope, married and a kid on the way.

Lathum · 12-15-2009, 04:41 PM

happily

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-15-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

happily

I thought gay marriage was illegal.

Quote:

gay

–adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

jeff061 · 12-15-2009, 06:03 PM

where all the wimminz at?

Samdari · 12-16-2009, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

where all the wimminz at?

They stopped reading as soon as they figured out the thread was about peeing in the shower.

jeff061 · 12-16-2009, 09:36 AM

Women don't pee? We could use their insight into this delicate topic. Farting, that too.

Dr. Sak · 12-16-2009, 09:48 AM

Women don't poop...they take a pill and it turns to pee.

Samdari · 12-16-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

Women don't pee?

Not in the shower.

Its an unimaginable horror for most of them. That's why they leave as soon as they discover the topic.

Mustang · 12-16-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

I thought you'd do the wolf method of dragging your ass along the bathroom rug.

Sun Tzu · 01-27-2010, 03:54 PM

I wonder if Ian Mckellen pees in the shower?

gkb · 01-27-2010, 11:16 PM

I just wanted to point out that I shave in the shower without a mirror. I used to use a mirror, but realized it wasn't really necessary.

RainMaker · 01-27-2010, 11:20 PM

Greg Oden takes pictures in front of the mirror.

gkb · 01-27-2010, 11:43 PM

I also piss in the shower ... and my wife admits to doing so as well.

Vince, Pt. II · 01-28-2010, 12:31 AM

Fairly Disgusting Poll - Front Office Football Central

12-14-2009, 01:19 PM	#3
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12-14-2009, 01:28 PM	#5
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12-14-2009, 01:45 PM	#7
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I usually don't pee in the shower. I pee when I get up from bed.. so I don't really need to pee ~10 minutes later. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

12-15-2009, 12:52 AM	#22
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12-15-2009, 11:33 AM	#26
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I knew there was someone I forgot to ignore. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-14-2009, 01:19 PM	#2
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Tiger Woods Confesses He Pees In The Shower at The Insider

12-14-2009, 02:26 PM	#13
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I had a roommate once that would Shower, Shit, then shave...made no sense.

12-14-2009, 03:04 PM	#15
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	of course if you have some time on your hands and want the best shave possilbe you do the: shit, shower, shave, shower

12-14-2009, 05:23 PM	#17
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I never understood why someone would get out of the shower, drip water everywhere, pee, then get back in the shower. I'd think a woman would yell at you for that more so than a little piss in the drain... Anyone else ever tried to aim for the can from the shower?

12-14-2009, 10:28 PM	#20
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Peeing in the shower isn't normal?

12-14-2009, 10:29 PM	#21
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	R Kelly says you are all amateurs.

12-15-2009, 02:31 PM	#30
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I don't pee in the shower. I take a piss right before heading into the shower. What do you want me to do next? Bathe in the toilet? "No time to get into the shower, gonna have to take a quick toilet dip" __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-15-2009, 03:23 PM	#31
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Never, and I mean NEVER, fart in the shower.

12-15-2009, 03:37 PM	#33
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I shit right before I take a shower, then just hop in, spread my cheeks and wash all the crud right down the drain, saves a ton on toilet paper.

12-15-2009, 04:41 PM	#38
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	happily

12-15-2009, 06:03 PM	#40
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	where all the wimminz at? __________________

12-16-2009, 09:36 AM	#42
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Women don't pee? We could use their insight into this delicate topic. Farting, that too. __________________

12-16-2009, 09:48 AM	#43
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Women don't poop...they take a pill and it turns to pee.

01-27-2010, 03:54 PM	#46
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I wonder if Ian Mckellen pees in the shower? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

01-27-2010, 11:16 PM	#47
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	I just wanted to point out that I shave in the shower without a mirror. I used to use a mirror, but realized it wasn't really necessary. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

01-27-2010, 11:20 PM	#48
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Greg Oden takes pictures in front of the mirror.

01-27-2010, 11:43 PM	#49
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	I also piss in the shower ... and my wife admits to doing so as well. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

01-28-2010, 12:31 AM	#50
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