OT-How Long To Call? - Page 8

NoMyths · 04-11-2001, 11:14 AM

It will not end until there is either a death or a conception.

Now the forum lives vicariously through you, Ctown. Unfortunately, something tells me that this story is going to end the way all great romances do: with tears, and a journey.

Or maybe not.

Cest la vie, mon frere.

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Assistant Director of Public Relations for the FOF All-Star Team.

Fritz · 04-11-2001, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoMyths:

Unfortunately, something tells me that this story is going to end the way all great romances do: with tears, and a journey.

Or with the police and a cavity search...

Wilzone · 04-11-2001, 01:38 PM

CTown - I removed the last part of my post. I hope that I didn't offend you or go too far with this thing. If so, I apologize. I thought that I was just bustin' your chops, but I apologize if I went too far. I guess I ate one too many calzones.

I couldn't find your e-mail but if you want to explain the reason to me, my e-mail address is [email protected].

Wilzone

Ctown-Fan · 04-11-2001, 01:50 PM

nah, no problems wilzone, I am just paranoid.

Anyhow, let us know how that calzone recipe that I posted works out . . .

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

Wilzone · 04-11-2001, 02:09 PM

I will definitely let you know about the calzones.

I just stumbled across this website: www.calzone.com

Here's the funny thing. They are an advertising company....they claim to have no connection to calzones. I think this calzone thing is catching on all over the place.

I even heard that Cinemax is coming out with a mafia drama to compete with the critically-acclaimed "Sopranos." "The Calzone Clan" will be premiering next month on Cinemax. Danny Devito stars as Franco Calzone while Roseanne gets the nod as his wife. Some other "large" celebrities are said to be on the cast as well. Entertainment Weekly says it is a "delicious new drama." The Washington Post says that it will "leave every viewer drooling over the Calzone family."

FishFan · 04-11-2001, 03:09 PM

Let's see if this works...

THE END

Celeval · 04-11-2001, 04:05 PM

Hmmm... shouldn't someone add an index back here now?

Kevin

Daimyo · 04-11-2001, 04:08 PM

I'm waiting for the the end of the credits and music.. sometimes they put cool scenes at the very very end.

CubsFan915 · 04-11-2001, 04:10 PM

Or maybe an appendix?

APPENDIX 1:

Timeline

(insert date here) C-town meets 3L
(insert date here) C-town goes out with 3L
(insert date here) C-town plays softball with 3L (this is the part that gets me most jealous, BTW - my g/f can't play softball worth a damn, and has no interest)
(4/8/01) Dean Houston bashing begins
(4/11/01) futile attempt to end thread, which is destined to fail, begins.

Etc.

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

Critch · 04-11-2001, 04:17 PM

I vote we let the thread go on until she dumps him and C-Town puts lots of teary posts in here trying to convince himself that it's "her loss".

Either that, or right after the wedding night. That's when life turns boring.

Upstate_New_York · 04-11-2001, 04:41 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt!

Nice try FishFan.

-=THE LORD=-

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt...

Shepp · 04-12-2001, 10:14 AM

I just got dumped for the second time in five months on Monday. So I tune into this thread to see if Ctown's luck with women is any better than mine.

FishFan · 04-12-2001, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shepp:
I just got dumped for the second time in five months on Monday. So I tune into this thread to see if Ctown's luck with women is any better than mine.

Barely...

Senator · 04-12-2001, 06:41 PM

Just saw this little post in the back archives of the board. I thought I would give my two cents, but, let's see, what is the question again????

ohmslaw · 04-12-2001, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shepp:
I just got dumped for the second time in five months on Monday. So I tune into this thread to see if Ctown's luck with women is any better than mine.

Hell, since I got away from She Who Shall Not Be Named, I'm happy if the girl who parks next to me at college smiles my way when she's pulling out.

RBwaBD · 04-13-2001, 12:32 AM

how long to call
the end of this thread, that
is the question.

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this message has been transplated from the haiku thread to follow my policy of redistribution of excess posts

sachmo71 · 04-13-2001, 10:04 AM

DIE! DIE! DIE!

NoMyths · 04-13-2001, 10:26 AM

This thread end? Never.
After all, we have to know
when Ctown gets some.

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Assistant Director of Public Relations for the FOF All-Star Team.

Wilzone · 04-13-2001, 10:34 AM

chance CTown gets some:
one in hundred, place your bets,
it's easy money.

NoMyths · 04-13-2001, 12:05 PM

What made you decide
that he would get no nookie?
I think he's golden.

Julio Riddols · 04-14-2001, 12:26 AM

Mash all the lunatics, peel all the ham.. It's time to shoot for louder women. Five times I've said, three times I've spoken. Nobody ask me what "shit" I've been tokin'.

WebEwbank · 04-14-2001, 07:20 AM

The C-man is boss
He measures time to moments
Strike sideline bomb soon

Fritz · 04-14-2001, 07:48 AM

Maybe like in the commercial we chould all chant the MNF theme to boost CTowns confidance.

ohmslaw · 04-14-2001, 01:47 PM

Dat-dat-dat-duh Badum, badum dat-dat-dat-dat-daaa....

Fritz · 04-15-2001, 06:24 PM

Ctown gettin him some Easter Egg tonight.

petrochile · 04-15-2001, 08:40 PM

I hate to keep this thread going, but I guess I have too. I met a girl this weekend and I gave her my #, how long should I wait till I forgot about her. C-town I need your help!

Fritz · 04-15-2001, 08:46 PM

Petro -

In school (before we had caller ID) I would tell girls my name was Julio Hernandez. I was even listed in the phonebook as Julio.

The point it, never give 'em your real name number or address. Never EVER.

Ctown-Fan · 04-15-2001, 08:49 PM

Was she looking to love and leave you? Or did she like you? This is the important question to ask. I say promptly forget about her . . . If she calls then you will be pleasently surprised

If she doesn't call, then you have already forgotten about her and you won't remember to be disappointed that she didn't call.

RedBull and vodka is a great way to reduce you capacity to remember things. I suggest that you get started on forgetting at once.

Hope that helps.

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

petrochile · 04-15-2001, 09:54 PM

Fritz, I never give girls my number, but I do not know I what was thiniking!

C-town, if I hear nothing by tuesday I will get started on the Red Bull & Vodka!

Ctown-Fan · 04-15-2001, 09:56 PM

Petro,

What if she has seen swingers?

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

RBwaBD · 04-16-2001, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Was she looking to love and leave you? Or did she like you? This is the important question to ask. I say promptly forget about her . . . If she calls then you will be pleasently surprised

If she doesn't call, then you have already forgotten about her and you won't remember to be disappointed that she didn't call.

just a couple weeks ago C-town was at a loss over what to do with a gals #, and now he's dishing out advice to others.

where does this sudden surge of confidence come from?

I bet he's further along with who we know (not Fritz) than his posts indicate. Somebody plant a webcam on him! The public has the right to know!

ohmslaw · 04-16-2001, 03:29 AM

Not to get off on a tangent, but someone has to get off on someting here.

I've narrowed down why Cute Girl in the Car might have been smiling at me. She probably saw the monstrous cow lick that's been in my hair for God knows how long. Or maybe she was laughing at my incredibly bony butt. Or maybe she found out my abnormal obsession with Charlotte Church... uh, I think I'm saying too much.

Enough of my mindless 5am ramblings.... Ctown, if you don't get laid for you, get laid for me.

FishFan · 04-16-2001, 08:15 AM

Charlotte Church?!? Get some help, ohmslaw...

Ctown-Fan · 04-16-2001, 10:01 AM

RBwaBD,

I must tell you that your trifecta-dola is in direct conflit with the Osaka Disgrunteled Thread Treaty you proposed recently. Has you user name failed to ratify?

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

ohmslaw · 04-17-2001, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FishFan:
Charlotte Church?!? Get some help, ohmslaw...

I am, but the big Indian and that guy who's in here just to get out of spending jailtime are driving me (more) nuts.

Ooh, nuts. Been a while since I had a nut. They don't give you nuts in here.

kingnebwsu · 04-17-2001, 01:41 AM

Call this a dolapost or something if you will...but I just wanted to be part of a (currently) 16-page post. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Ben

RBwaBD · 04-17-2001, 04:18 AM

ahem, my apologies... I just hit the send button twice two many. the unworthy worm that is your eternal servant prostrates himself humbly and askes that his miserable life be spared. On another note I'll try to delete these messages...

sachmo71 · 04-17-2001, 10:13 AM

GOT TO POST...CAN'T STOP FINGERS...THREAD MUST DIE!

[This message has been edited by sachmo71 (edited 04-17-2001).]

petrochile · 04-17-2001, 10:54 AM

This thread is stronger then dirt!

RBwaBD · 04-19-2001, 10:19 PM

Wow, now there is a functionality to close a thread. I'll slip in one last dola before C-town gets fed up and closes this one...

FishFan · 04-19-2001, 10:23 PM

Someone had to go and revive this thread....

04-19-2001, 10:24 PM

Please kill this thread soon

FishFan · 04-19-2001, 10:30 PM

What's up, TheRoyalOne?

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-19-2001, 11:03 PM

You know, Ctown, I think you'd be better off not calling this girl at all. I can think of nothing but trouble that could come of it.

Wait, we've already finished discussing this, haven't we?

Ctown-Fan · 04-20-2001, 01:13 AM

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-20-2001, 01:28 AM

Just testing to see if Ctown can really lock me out.

[Edit:] You can't hold me down, Ctown! Only the man can do that!

[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: TheDawgsAreOut ]

Willy111 · 04-20-2001, 02:15 AM

Espere un minuto, yo puedo hablar el español, yo pensé esta cosa se cerró

Willy

Shepp · 04-20-2001, 08:55 AM

As long as this thread has gotten we have gotten off of the orginal subject.

Has Ctown gotten laid yet or what???

petrochile · 04-20-2001, 11:06 AM

We need some updates here C-town, or atleast some closure!

Ctown-Fan · 04-20-2001, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by petrochile:
We need some updates here C-town, or atleast some closure!

I don't know petro . . . you keep dogging me on AIM . . . you might not deserve an update

04-11-2001, 01:38 PM	#353
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	CTown - I removed the last part of my post. I hope that I didn't offend you or go too far with this thing. If so, I apologize. I thought that I was just bustin' your chops, but I apologize if I went too far. I guess I ate one too many calzones. I couldn't find your e-mail but if you want to explain the reason to me, my e-mail address is [email protected]. Wilzone __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

04-11-2001, 01:50 PM	#354
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	nah, no problems wilzone, I am just paranoid. Anyhow, let us know how that calzone recipe that I posted works out . . . ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-11-2001, 02:09 PM	#355
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	I will definitely let you know about the calzones. I just stumbled across this website: www.calzone.com Here's the funny thing. They are an advertising company....they claim to have no connection to calzones. I think this calzone thing is catching on all over the place. I even heard that Cinemax is coming out with a mafia drama to compete with the critically-acclaimed "Sopranos." "The Calzone Clan" will be premiering next month on Cinemax. Danny Devito stars as Franco Calzone while Roseanne gets the nod as his wife. Some other "large" celebrities are said to be on the cast as well. Entertainment Weekly says it is a "delicious new drama." The Washington Post says that it will "leave every viewer drooling over the Calzone family." __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

04-11-2001, 04:10 PM	#359
CubsFan915 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Richmond VA	Or maybe an appendix? APPENDIX 1: Timeline (insert date here) C-town meets 3L (insert date here) C-town goes out with 3L (insert date here) C-town plays softball with 3L (this is the part that gets me most jealous, BTW - my g/f can't play softball worth a damn, and has no interest) (4/8/01) Dean Houston bashing begins (4/11/01) futile attempt to end thread, which is destined to fail, begins. Etc. ------------------ Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say... WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR! __________________ GO HOKIES!!! Running the Richmond Confederates of the FOBL into the ground since 2001.

04-11-2001, 04:41 PM	#361
Upstate_New_York Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Space is the place.	ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt! Nice try FishFan. -=THE LORD=- ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt... __________________ "Liberty. Equality. Fraternity. Information." - From Brazil

04-11-2001, 11:14 AM	#351
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	It will not end until there is either a death or a conception. Now the forum lives vicariously through you, Ctown. Unfortunately, something tells me that this story is going to end the way all great romances do: with tears, and a journey. Or maybe not. Cest la vie, mon frere. ------------------ Assistant Director of Public Relations for the FOF All-Star Team.

04-11-2001, 03:09 PM	#356
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Let's see if this works... THE END

04-11-2001, 04:05 PM	#357
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Hmmm... shouldn't someone add an index back here now? Kevin

04-11-2001, 04:08 PM	#358
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	I'm waiting for the the end of the credits and music.. sometimes they put cool scenes at the very very end.

04-11-2001, 04:17 PM	#360
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	I vote we let the thread go on until she dumps him and C-Town puts lots of teary posts in here trying to convince himself that it's "her loss". Either that, or right after the wedding night. That's when life turns boring.

04-12-2001, 10:14 AM	#362
Shepp High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA	I just got dumped for the second time in five months on Monday. So I tune into this thread to see if Ctown's luck with women is any better than mine.

04-12-2001, 06:41 PM	#364
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Just saw this little post in the back archives of the board. I thought I would give my two cents, but, let's see, what is the question again???? __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

04-13-2001, 12:32 AM	#366
RBwaBD n00b Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Osaka, Japan	how long to call the end of this thread, that is the question. -------------- this message has been transplated from the haiku thread to follow my policy of redistribution of excess posts __________________ Marinovich is gay. Burn the proof.

04-13-2001, 10:04 AM	#367
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	DIE! DIE! DIE!

04-13-2001, 10:26 AM	#368
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	This thread end? Never. After all, we have to know when Ctown gets some. ------------------ Assistant Director of Public Relations for the FOF All-Star Team.

04-13-2001, 10:34 AM	#369
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	chance CTown gets some: one in hundred, place your bets, it's easy money. __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

04-13-2001, 12:05 PM	#370
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	What made you decide that he would get no nookie? I think he's golden.

04-14-2001, 12:26 AM	#371
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Mash all the lunatics, peel all the ham.. It's time to shoot for louder women. Five times I've said, three times I've spoken. Nobody ask me what "shit" I've been tokin'. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

04-14-2001, 07:20 AM	#372
WebEwbank High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Natick, MA	The C-man is boss He measures time to moments Strike sideline bomb soon

04-14-2001, 07:48 AM	#373
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Maybe like in the commercial we chould all chant the MNF theme to boost CTowns confidance. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-14-2001, 01:47 PM	#374
ohmslaw Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Dat-dat-dat-duh Badum, badum dat-dat-dat-dat-daaa....

04-15-2001, 06:24 PM	#375
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Ctown gettin him some Easter Egg tonight. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-15-2001, 08:40 PM	#376
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	I hate to keep this thread going, but I guess I have too. I met a girl this weekend and I gave her my #, how long should I wait till I forgot about her. C-town I need your help! __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

04-15-2001, 08:46 PM	#377
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Petro - In school (before we had caller ID) I would tell girls my name was Julio Hernandez. I was even listed in the phonebook as Julio. The point it, never give 'em your real name number or address. Never EVER. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-15-2001, 08:49 PM	#378
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Was she looking to love and leave you? Or did she like you? This is the important question to ask. I say promptly forget about her . . . If she calls then you will be pleasently surprised If she doesn't call, then you have already forgotten about her and you won't remember to be disappointed that she didn't call. RedBull and vodka is a great way to reduce you capacity to remember things. I suggest that you get started on forgetting at once. Hope that helps. ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-15-2001, 09:54 PM	#379
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	Fritz, I never give girls my number, but I do not know I what was thiniking! C-town, if I hear nothing by tuesday I will get started on the Red Bull & Vodka! __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

04-15-2001, 09:56 PM	#380
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Petro, What if she has seen swingers? ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-16-2001, 03:29 AM	#382
ohmslaw Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Not to get off on a tangent, but someone has to get off on someting here. I've narrowed down why Cute Girl in the Car might have been smiling at me. She probably saw the monstrous cow lick that's been in my hair for God knows how long. Or maybe she was laughing at my incredibly bony butt. Or maybe she found out my abnormal obsession with Charlotte Church... uh, I think I'm saying too much. Enough of my mindless 5am ramblings.... Ctown, if you don't get laid for you, get laid for me.

04-16-2001, 08:15 AM	#383
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Charlotte Church?!? Get some help, ohmslaw...

04-16-2001, 10:01 AM	#384
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	RBwaBD, I must tell you that your trifecta-dola is in direct conflit with the Osaka Disgrunteled Thread Treaty you proposed recently. Has you user name failed to ratify? ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-17-2001, 01:41 AM	#386
kingnebwsu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	Call this a dolapost or something if you will...but I just wanted to be part of a (currently) 16-page post. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha -Ben

04-17-2001, 04:18 AM	#387
RBwaBD n00b Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Osaka, Japan	ahem, my apologies... I just hit the send button twice two many. the unworthy worm that is your eternal servant prostrates himself humbly and askes that his miserable life be spared. On another note I'll try to delete these messages... __________________ Marinovich is gay. Burn the proof.

04-17-2001, 10:13 AM	#388
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	GOT TO POST...CAN'T STOP FINGERS...THREAD MUST DIE! [This message has been edited by sachmo71 (edited 04-17-2001).]

04-17-2001, 10:54 AM	#389
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	This thread is stronger then dirt! __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

04-19-2001, 10:19 PM	#390
RBwaBD n00b Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Osaka, Japan	Wow, now there is a functionality to close a thread. I'll slip in one last dola before C-town gets fed up and closes this one... __________________ Marinovich is gay. Burn the proof.