It hurts when I pee - Page 7

Fidatelo · 02-29-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atocep

A cliffsnotes version of the timeline maybe?

But the timeline is basically a cliffsnotes version of the thread... I'm not sure how to cliffsnotes cliffsnotes... do I need a compression algorithm?

Crim · 02-29-2008, 02:18 AM

RedKingGold is to SkyDog as Marauders is to Daivd Winters.

Crim · 02-29-2008, 02:19 AM

Anyways, this thread blows. Needs some limericks or something.

Crim · 02-29-2008, 02:31 AM

Though Phalid felt pain when he'd pee,
One's third post must not cite VD
Amid "Leaf or Manning"
We're shocked by the banning,
For so ruled the HNIC.

Crim · 02-29-2008, 02:32 AM

Better.

RedKingGold · 02-29-2008, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crim

RedKingGold is to SkyDog as Marauders is to Daivd Winters.

I don't even understand what this means.

Crim · 02-29-2008, 07:58 AM

When Phalid's third post was reported,
for sickness and grossness assorted,
(his navel smelled dead;
he'd started a thread)
poor Phalid's account was aborted.

KWhit · 02-29-2008, 08:16 AM

Crim's having a limerick-off with himself.

Can that cause VD?

Subby · 02-29-2008, 08:30 AM

IN BEFORE THE COCK

VPI97 · 02-29-2008, 08:38 AM

Subby · 02-29-2008, 08:41 AM

Please tell me you did a google image search on "cock".

SAFE SEARCH OFF.

Crim · 02-29-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Crim's having a limerick-off with himself.

Can that cause VD?

If lovin' me is wrong, I don' wanna be right.

Lorena · 02-29-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

This is batchit insane. Everyone in this thread should be banned. Yes, including HNIC. And especially the one pedeling a pee hose for women!

Hey man what I do? I'm just trying to sell a product so women have the ability to aim and pee their name on the ground. Waht's the harm in that?

lordscarlet · 02-29-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Hey man what I do? I'm just trying to sell a product so women have the ability to aim and pee their name on the ground. Waht's the harm in that?

hxxp://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Hey man what I do? I'm just trying to sell a product so women have the ability to aim and pee their name on the ground. Waht's the harm in that?

You should make it long enough to reach your mouth. You can rehydrate yourself.

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I hope MikeVic is drunk because that is NOT how you talk to a forum

I was kidding!!

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

hxxp://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

Oh oh, DC's idea is taken!

Lorena · 02-29-2008, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

You should make it long enough to reach your mouth. You can rehydrate yourself.

Yeah, right after I drench your face with it. *bloop bloop*

every
last
drop

Lorena · 02-29-2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

hxxp://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

lol

dammit, my idea's stolen

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Yeah, right after I drench your face with it. *bloop bloop*

every
last
drop

Ahhh!! What the!!

VOTE DODGERCHICK

rkmsuf · 02-29-2008, 09:30 AM

enought with the pee pipe talk

Fidatelo · 02-29-2008, 09:31 AM

Pee should never *bloop*. You should get that checked out.

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:33 AM

It's as thick as syrup.

Dr. Sak · 02-29-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

It's as thick as syrup.

I just vomitted in my mouth.

cartman · 02-29-2008, 09:34 AM

Oh man, Pumpy is gonna be passing out "you're so done!"s left and right.

rkmsuf · 02-29-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Oh man, Pumpy is gonna be passing out "you're so done!"s left and right.

is that before or after he humps phalid's peg leg?

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 09:38 AM

Dr. Sak · 02-29-2008, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

is that before or after he humps phalid's peg leg?

Ouch! The splinters!

RedKingGold · 02-29-2008, 09:41 AM

I hate you all.

Zelig · 02-29-2008, 10:03 AM

I was unable to persuade anyone, but I will keep trying. I have one more card to play.

WVUFAN · 02-29-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

That is one noble-looking cock.

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

I was unable to persuade anyone, but I will keep trying. I have one more card to play.

Race card?

Ben E Lou · 02-29-2008, 10:40 AM

Clarification of a few things:

1. This was a unilateral decision by me. If you're mad at someone, don't blame the group. Be mad at me.

2. While the great majority of decisions are available for group input, I do take action on my own at times. (All formally-reported posts are posted in the mod forum, and deciding to take no action on the bulk of those is the thing we do much more often than anything else.

)

3. The final decision on moderation decisions always rests with me, although sometimes the mods do stuff that I wouldn't do myself. Still, even in those cases, if I wanted to stop it, I could. So again. Don't blame the group. Be mad at me.

korme · 02-29-2008, 10:41 AM

Ok, but no one really debated about who was to "blame"

rkmsuf · 02-29-2008, 10:42 AM

it's almost like SD wants people to be mad at him on this one

puzzling

st.cronin · 02-29-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

it's almost like SD wants people to be mad at him on this one

puzzling

+1

Coffee Warlord · 02-29-2008, 10:51 AM

Well, in which case.

SD. This is the wrong call. I can see him causing red flags with the posts (hell, it raised red flags with me), but now that more information has come out, this is a decision that should, quite simply, be reversed.

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 10:51 AM

I feel like Elaine in that Chinese Restaurant episode.

Where am I? What year is this?

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 10:52 AM

SkyDog's a very nice man, lives on Park Avenue!

Fidatelo · 02-29-2008, 10:52 AM

I think we all need to remember that the details and correctness of the situation at hand are unimportant; the key is to understand where to place blame.

Lathum · 02-29-2008, 10:54 AM

I am shocked SD didn't lock the thread after his, umm, explination.

Coffee Warlord · 02-29-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I feel like Elaine in that Chinese Restaurant episode.

Where am I? What year is this?

You're not as hot.

Passacaglia · 02-29-2008, 10:55 AM

Maybe we should tell SkyDog that the guy has 494,471 posts in the werewolf forum -- that might make him change his mind.

korme · 02-29-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think we all need to remember that the details and correctness of the situation at hand are unimportant; the key is to understand where to place blame.

really, an odd response. but now that's he taken care of that, he's already given this thread 1 look too many

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

You're not as hot.

I'm sorry.

DanGarion · 02-29-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Clarification of a few things:

1. This was a unilateral decision by me. If you're mad at someone, don't blame the group. Be mad at me.

2. While the great majority of decisions are available for group input, I do take action on my own at times. (All formally-reported posts are posted in the mod forum, and deciding to take no action on the bulk of those is the thing we do much more often than anything else.

)

3. The final decision on moderation decisions always rests with me, although sometimes the mods do stuff that I wouldn't do myself. Still, even in those cases, if I wanted to stop it, I could. So again. Don't blame the group. Be mad at me.

So you are going to admit your mistake and reinstate someone that was not causing problems?

Lathum · 02-29-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

So you are going to admit your mistake and reinstate someone that was not causing problems?

you funny

Pumpy Tudors · 02-29-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Race card?

IT'S JUST ANOTHER CASE OF THE NCIC KEEPING US DOWN

MIJB#19 · 02-29-2008, 11:15 AM

Hadn't seen this thread until now. Instant Classic.

MikeVic · 02-29-2008, 11:16 AM

What's an NCIC? Neat Caucasian In Charge?

02-29-2008, 08:30 AM	#309
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	IN BEFORE THE COCK __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-29-2008, 08:38 AM	#310
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	__________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

02-29-2008, 08:41 AM	#311
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Please tell me you did a google image search on "cock". SAFE SEARCH OFF. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-29-2008, 09:30 AM	#321
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	enought with the pee pipe talk __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-29-2008, 09:31 AM	#322
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Pee should never bloop. You should get that checked out. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-29-2008, 08:16 AM	#308
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Crim's having a limerick-off with himself. Can that cause VD?

02-29-2008, 09:33 AM	#323
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	It's as thick as syrup.

02-29-2008, 09:34 AM	#325
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Oh man, Pumpy is gonna be passing out "you're so done!"s left and right. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-29-2008, 09:38 AM	#327
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada

02-29-2008, 09:41 AM	#329
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	I hate you all.

02-29-2008, 10:03 AM	#330
Zelig Mascot Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 6721 Foxpointe Road Fort Worth, TX 76132	I was unable to persuade anyone, but I will keep trying. I have one more card to play.

02-29-2008, 10:40 AM	#333
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Clarification of a few things: 1. This was a unilateral decision by me. If you're mad at someone, don't blame the group. Be mad at me. 2. While the great majority of decisions are available for group input, I do take action on my own at times. (All formally-reported posts are posted in the mod forum, and deciding to take no action on the bulk of those is the thing we do much more often than anything else. ) 3. The final decision on moderation decisions always rests with me, although sometimes the mods do stuff that I wouldn't do myself. Still, even in those cases, if I wanted to stop it, I could. So again. Don't blame the group. Be mad at me. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 02-29-2008 at 10:41 AM.

02-29-2008, 10:41 AM	#334
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Ok, but no one really debated about who was to "blame"

02-29-2008, 10:42 AM	#335
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	it's almost like SD wants people to be mad at him on this one puzzling __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-29-2008, 10:51 AM	#337
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Well, in which case. SD. This is the wrong call. I can see him causing red flags with the posts (hell, it raised red flags with me), but now that more information has come out, this is a decision that should, quite simply, be reversed.

02-29-2008, 10:51 AM	#338
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I feel like Elaine in that Chinese Restaurant episode. Where am I? What year is this?

02-29-2008, 10:52 AM	#339
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	SkyDog's a very nice man, lives on Park Avenue!

02-29-2008, 10:52 AM	#340
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I think we all need to remember that the details and correctness of the situation at hand are unimportant; the key is to understand where to place blame. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-29-2008, 10:54 AM	#341
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I am shocked SD didn't lock the thread after his, umm, explination.

02-29-2008, 10:55 AM	#343
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Maybe we should tell SkyDog that the guy has 494,471 posts in the werewolf forum -- that might make him change his mind.

02-29-2008, 11:15 AM	#349
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Hadn't seen this thread until now. Instant Classic. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

02-29-2008, 11:16 AM	#350
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	What's an NCIC? Neat Caucasian In Charge?

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