New girl!! - Page 7

SunDancer · 01-05-2005, 09:26 PM

Great stuff,
Just caught up. Cam, Alf has a talk show now. Maybe you two could hook up.

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SunDancer

Great stuff,
Just caught up. Cam, Alf has a talk show now. Maybe you two could hook up.

jeez, you make one comment about alf-cock and you get a reputation.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 09:30 PM

alf-cock.... thats something you dont hear everyday but wish you did.

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

alf-cock.... thats something you dont hear everyday but wish you did.

stick with me, lonestargirl. i'll expand your vocabulary.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

stick with me, lonestargirl. i'll expand your vocabulary.

Watch out for this one LoneStarGirl. He's trouble.

SunDancer · 01-05-2005, 09:52 PM

Cam's just heart-broken after his last fling with Kermit. Miss Piggy wasn't too happy.

mckerney · 01-05-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ahem.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...5&postcount=60

There's no nudity so I'm sure it doesn't count.

Can we be sure that that is you though? I think I'm going to have to call a friend in Phoenix...

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Can we be sure that that is you though? I think I'm going to have to call a friend in Phoenix...

LOL

Loren · 01-05-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

(I suppose anything more than a handful is a waste, or waist).

I hAAAte that line

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

I hAAAte that line

i don't hate the line... just find it to be absolutely false.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 10:14 PM

Loren, where in Texas so you live?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Can we be sure that that is you though? I think I'm going to have to call a friend in Phoenix...

Well, I can see how you'd be suspicious. Everyone hosts their pix on .400's server under the "dogphotos" directory.

If you're still not convinced, here's a pix from New Years. Notice the look on Arles' face - I'm sure you'll be convinced it is me.

http://www.400softwarestudios.com/do...s/newyears.jpg

Loren · 01-05-2005, 10:19 PM

Im in the Rio Grande Valley.....
that line ISSS false

any self respecting boob man would tell you so!

Loren · 01-05-2005, 10:21 PM

dogphotos....ha haa

TLK · 01-05-2005, 10:57 PM

I need to quit my job....

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 11:00 PM

Has someone mentioned trout yet? No thread on FOFC is complete without a trout reference....

JeeberD · 01-06-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

Im in the Rio Grande Valley.....
that line ISSS false

any self respecting boob man would tell you so!

Gotta love the busty bossoms...

My girlfriend had to buy her first DD bra the other day. I was overjoyed...

Solecismic · 01-06-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

I hAAAte that line

Sorry, Newb. Some of us don't think bigger is better. And implants? Just a crying shame. When one of those Pamela Anderson wannabes lies down on the beach and their boobs don't? It's like some sort of freak show.

I like curves, but I also like subtlety. A nice, slender woman is ideally a B-cup.

Farrah, I'd gladly help with the tree, but no way I'm painting any more than I have to. Coincidentally, I just restarted my office painting project tonight. Doing the stairwell and the back walls, finally, nine months after doing the rest of this massive office (I have a huge room over the garage).

And I'm using Solecismic Yellow over the dark orange the previous owners of our house preferred. Twelve feet up in the stairwell, and I have to use two coats. Painting sucks.

SunDancer · 01-06-2005, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

Sorry, Newb. Some of us don't think bigger is better. And implants? Just a crying shame. When one of those Pamela Anderson wannabes lies down on the beach and their boobs don't? It's like some sort of freak show.

I like curves, but I also like subtlety. A nice, slender woman is ideally a B-cup.

Farrah, I'd gladly help with the tree, but no way I'm painting any more than I have to. Coincidentally, I just restarted my office painting project tonight. Doing the stairwell and the back walls, finally, nine months after doing the rest of this massive office (I have a huge room over the garage).

And I'm using Solecismic Yellow over the dark orange the previous owners of our house preferred. Twelve feet up in the stairwell, and I have to use two coats. Painting sucks.

Front Office: Paint Shop

Loren · 01-06-2005, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Gotta love the busty bossoms...

My girlfriend had to buy her first DD bra the other day. I was overjoyed...

bought my first dd bra when i was 13

if there was a crying emote id use thatttt

as for the other guy, i dont like fake ones either...and this world aint full of IDEAL anythings

SunDancer · 01-06-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

bought my first dd bra when i was 13

if there was a crying emote id use thatttt

as for the other guy, i dont like fake ones either...and this world aint full of IDEAL anythings

"the other guy", you mean, the man himself...

Eaglesfan27 · 01-06-2005, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

bought my first dd bra when i was 13

if there was a crying emote id use thatttt

as for the other guy, i dont like fake ones either...and this world aint full of IDEAL anythings

My wife had that same "problem." I guess it was a problem back then, but neither of us seem to mind now

TLK · 01-06-2005, 01:08 AM

I'm laughing.... this thread needs some sort of pics.....

TLK · 01-06-2005, 01:10 AM

dola...

can we change Jim's title? "The Other Guy" sounds good.

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 01:25 AM

This thread has reached the coveted "Classic" status. Well done, noob.

sabotai · 01-06-2005, 01:38 AM

Have to say I prefer the C-Cup breats to the B-Cup. It is not true that "more than a handful is a waste" for the simple fact that you need some extra so that you can move them around. Sure, it's fun to touch and squeeze, but to also push and pull is ideal.

Besides, when you lay her down on your bed and handcuff her hands to the front of the bed, the B-breasts practially disappear. A good C-Cup will still leave some breast to squeeze and suck on regardless of where her arms are positioned.

Sharpieman · 01-06-2005, 01:50 AM

This is just sad

Solecismic · 01-06-2005, 02:10 AM

Sab, breasts aren't taffy. At least not when they come in normal sizes.

I haven't been the other guy in a long, long time. I feel bad for Brownie. He's in for quite a shock when he next checks in.

All right, all you professional painters out there. How in the hell do you handle corners at 12 feet over a stairway? I'm making quite a mess - looks like a kid's been finger painting up there.

mckerney · 01-06-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Has someone mentioned trout yet? No thread on FOFC is complete without a trout reference....

Speaking of cliches and with all the FOFC ladies in the thread, how long to call?

korme · 01-06-2005, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Loren

bought my first dd bra when i was 13

if there was a crying emote id use thatttt

i said god damn !!!

CleBrownsfan · 01-06-2005, 06:41 AM

Okay guys - you haven’t been brutal yet

She knows about the “Porno” Julia chick in
San Diego and she watches porn with me - so it’s nothing I was hiding.

Hey Nicki - we do have that spread eagle shot of you we could post on here... not!! She is an amazing gf - who can complain about having a gf who likes: all sports (hell - she knows more sports trivia than I do), poker, beer, and porn/sex.

Now you guys be nice to her!!!

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

(I suppose anything more than a handful is a waste, or waist).

I thought it was - anything more than a handful, and you're risking a sprained tongue.

Where's rkmsuf?

Noop · 01-06-2005, 07:57 AM

I love the big titties

I like to punch them softly and maybe give em each a kiss... hmmm speaking of which *Calls girlfriend*

Draft Dodger · 01-06-2005, 08:01 AM

personally, I'll take breasts of any size. it's the nipple that's attached to them that I want to play with...

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I love the big titties

I like to punch them softly and maybe give em each a kiss... hmmm speaking of which *Calls girlfriend*

Oh how I long for the days when I could afford to think about and/or be engaged in sex at 9am.

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Gotta love the busty bossoms...

My girlfriend had to buy her first DD bra the other day. I was overjoyed...

Wait until she has twins. I think my wife's up to an "F" now.

rkmsuf · 01-06-2005, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I thought it was - anything more than a handful, and you're risking a sprained tongue.

Where's rkmsuf?

Yo!

For some reason this thread sickens me. This playful banter between wives and girlfriends and significant others has got to go.

I think it's a sprained thumb but who cares "She's alive!"

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 08:22 AM

It's tongue, dammit! Although funny enough, when I googled it, the first thing that came up was a similar discussion on another message board.

Samdari · 01-06-2005, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

personally, I'll take breasts of any size. it's the nipple that's attached to them that I want to play with...

Me too. I spend about 3% of the time on the rest of the boob, and 97% on the nip. Slender is better.

And to all you guys who are looking for that busty babe, remember someday she'll be 40. Then you'll be looking at B cups like they were ice cream sundaes.

And Farrah, what we really want to see are the pictures that Arlie has of you which he used as blackmail to get you to hook up with him in the first place. Talk about marrying up.

Noop · 01-06-2005, 08:23 AM

May I say sometimes tits can get to big and start looking like punching bags...

rkmsuf · 01-06-2005, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

It's tongue, dammit! Although funny enough, when I googled it, the first thing that came up was a similar discussion on another message board.

How does that makes sense though since the sentence refers to "handful"?

I'll have to consult the videotape.

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 08:39 AM

I think he's just referring to the quantity. You're right, technically, I guess he should have said more than a mouthful, but...

wait, are we having a serious debate on the finer points of the dialogue from Wierd Science?!

rkmsuf · 01-06-2005, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think he's just referring to the quantity. You're right, technically, I guess he should have said more than a mouthful, but...

wait, are we having a serious debate on the finer points of the dialogue from Wierd Science?!

It doesn't get any better than that.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 08:49 AM

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

It doesn't get any more romantic than that.

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sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:16 AM

Holy crap. I originally started this thread to say hello to everyone, and look what it's turned into!! Sweet!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

Farrah, I'd gladly help with the tree, but no way I'm painting any more than I have to.

Think of the scandal that would be!

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Originally Posted by Solecismi

Coincidentally, I just restarted my office painting project tonight. Doing the stairwell and the back walls, finally, nine months after doing the rest of this massive office (I have a huge room over the garage).

And I'm using Solecismic Yellow over the dark orange the previous owners of our house preferred. Twelve feet up in the stairwell, and I have to use two coats. Painting sucks

I agree, painting sucks. We have this horrible texture on every wall in the house. It looks like someone threw joint compound on the wall in a big glop, and drug the trowel all over the place to spread it out. I guess in the Southwest it's supossed to be quaint? I hate it. It sucks up paint and its hard to get nice coverage in one coat. When we did Arlie's office when he moved downstairs it took two gallons for a 9 x 12 room (12 foot ceilings). I think I'm going to take my handy dandy belt sander and sand off all the texture in the bathroom before I paint this time.

Noop · 01-06-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Holy crap. I originally started this thread to say hello to everyone, and look what it's turned into!! Sweet!

Welcome to FOFC you are now a member...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Speaking of cliches and with all the FOFC ladies in the thread, how long to call?

hmm...no less than 48 hours. And only if she likes to give eye contact and knows nothing about ants and socks.

SirFozzie · 01-06-2005, 09:22 AM

Oh god, here we go again.

I can just imagine Farrath doing the Tool Man impersonation from Home Improvement..

More Power, ooo ooo!

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Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	Im in the Rio Grande Valley..... that line ISSS false any self respecting boob man would tell you so! __________________ Lorennnn...

01-05-2005, 10:21 PM	#314
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	dogphotos....ha haa __________________ Lorennnn...

01-06-2005, 01:10 AM	#324
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	dola... can we change Jim's title? "The Other Guy" sounds good. Last edited by TLK : 01-06-2005 at 01:11 AM.

01-06-2005, 01:38 AM	#326
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Have to say I prefer the C-Cup breats to the B-Cup. It is not true that "more than a handful is a waste" for the simple fact that you need some extra so that you can move them around. Sure, it's fun to touch and squeeze, but to also push and pull is ideal. Besides, when you lay her down on your bed and handcuff her hands to the front of the bed, the B-breasts practially disappear. A good C-Cup will still leave some breast to squeeze and suck on regardless of where her arms are positioned. Last edited by sabotai : 01-06-2005 at 01:38 AM.

01-06-2005, 06:41 AM	#331
CleBrownsfan Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: C-Town	Okay guys - you haven’t been brutal yet She knows about the “Porno” Julia chick in San Diego and she watches porn with me - so it’s nothing I was hiding. Hey Nicki - we do have that spread eagle shot of you we could post on here... not!! She is an amazing gf - who can complain about having a gf who likes: all sports (hell - she knows more sports trivia than I do), poker, beer, and porn/sex. Now you guys be nice to her!!! __________________ *XBox Gamertag:* Pronk32 FOOL-X - Cleveland Naps FOOL - Cleveland Cyclones SLOP - Cuyahoga Spiders

01-05-2005, 09:26 PM	#301
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Great stuff, Just caught up. Cam, Alf has a talk show now. Maybe you two could hook up.

01-05-2005, 09:30 PM	#303
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	alf-cock.... thats something you dont hear everyday but wish you did.

01-05-2005, 09:52 PM	#306
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Cam's just heart-broken after his last fling with Kermit. Miss Piggy wasn't too happy.

01-05-2005, 10:14 PM	#311
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Loren, where in Texas so you live?

01-05-2005, 10:57 PM	#315
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I need to quit my job....

01-05-2005, 11:00 PM	#316
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Has someone mentioned trout yet? No thread on FOFC is complete without a trout reference....

01-06-2005, 01:08 AM	#323
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I'm laughing.... this thread needs some sort of pics.....

01-06-2005, 01:25 AM	#325
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	This thread has reached the coveted "Classic" status. Well done, noob.

01-06-2005, 01:50 AM	#327
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	This is just sad

01-06-2005, 02:10 AM	#328
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	Sab, breasts aren't taffy. At least not when they come in normal sizes. I haven't been the other guy in a long, long time. I feel bad for Brownie. He's in for quite a shock when he next checks in. All right, all you professional painters out there. How in the hell do you handle corners at 12 feet over a stairway? I'm making quite a mess - looks like a kid's been finger painting up there.

01-06-2005, 07:57 AM	#333
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I love the big titties I like to punch them softly and maybe give em each a kiss... hmmm speaking of which Calls girlfriend __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-06-2005, 08:01 AM	#334
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	personally, I'll take breasts of any size. it's the nipple that's attached to them that I want to play with... __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-06-2005, 08:22 AM	#338
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It's tongue, dammit! Although funny enough, when I googled it, the first thing that came up was a similar discussion on another message board. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-06-2005, 08:23 AM	#340
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	May I say sometimes tits can get to big and start looking like punching bags... __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-06-2005, 08:39 AM	#342
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think he's just referring to the quantity. You're right, technically, I guess he should have said more than a mouthful, but... wait, are we having a serious debate on the finer points of the dialogue from Wierd Science?! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	Holy crap. I originally started this thread to say hello to everyone, and look what it's turned into!! Sweet!

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SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Oh god, here we go again. I can just imagine Farrath doing the Tool Man impersonation from Home Improvement.. More Power, ooo ooo! __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

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