OT-How Long To Call?

[NoMyths]

300 REPLIES! Jeez, and Ctown's barely even gotten started...

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[Critch]

What's going to happen first? QuikSand reaches 3000 posts, or C-Town gets dumped/lucky?

Place you bets.

[Ctown-Fan]

Hmmmmm! Where to start?

USNY: It goes from my love life to me? Harrumph! Anyhow, you must think it is worth 295 (because that is where you put it with that reply).

Morgado, I have yet to check to see if she likes the movie Spaceballs or Major League for that matter . . .
I didn't try to smell the shoes! She warned me before we drove over to the game, and yes they were rather stinky (I guess they are five years old).
I guess you are right. However, I am still a buy a book and sit on a bench in the mall kind of shopper.
Yes, I definatly think she is worth 295 posts. We will find out more this weekend as we have a pair of dates. Friday I am going to a "lawyer party" with her. And then on saturday she is meeting up with my laywer friends after we go to the Indians game, for a night in the Flats. Should be a fun weekend.

Petro, bring it on little man. I'll just make sure my guys drag bunt down the first base line and nail your pitchers as they try to field the ball.

Critch, no one can ever bet against Quiksand . . . I wouldn't even take that bet.




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[Upstate_New_York]

Nothing personal at all, Ctown. I'm just thinking that - at this point - we're trying to make a new standard in English measurement... you know, such as three standard miles equals one league... or like three score plus twenty grams equal one furlong...

How much is one Ctown worth?

That's what I want to know. Purely scientific, my friend! So I ask you... is one Ctown worth 300 posts?!

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[sachmo71]

How much does she want for the Holy Grail script?

[Fritz]

Originally posted by sachmo71:
How much does she want for the Holy Grail script?

I bet you can get it for an old Jock Strap and some red pumps.

[The David Reborn]

Originally posted by Morgado:
Maybe "Lady of the Lake" would be more appropriate.

I think "Lady of the Lake" would be kind of creepy. (maybe Lady by the Lake)

I say Excalibur because Excalibur was the perfect sword. It was believed unattainable by most but desired by all because whoever could make Excalibur his would be King.

C'mon, she plays softball, watches hoops, giggles at nudie pictures, drink Guiness, and loves the Simpsons. The only way she could be more Excalibur-like is if after their next date Ctown were to write something like this:

I go to pick her up, but when she opens the door, she is wearing nothing but a smile. In one hand she has a plate holding 2 fresh-baked, home-made calzones; in the other hand she is holding an advanced copy of TCY.

hmmmm...foot-ball, cal-zones, boo-bies... (drool)

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-Brodie Bruce from Mallrats

[Ctown-Fan]

Oh My God That Was Funny TDR!

Somehow, I don't think that will happen.
But wouldn't you all hate me if she did?


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[Fritz]

TDR- we have established that ElleThree is a pre-op transexual.

Ctown would follow your description by saying.

As I looked down I say a powderd donut wrapped around her WANG like a bat-weight.

You call her Excalibur, but I be she is more like a Ginsu.

[The David Reborn]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

But wouldn't you all hate me if she did?

No, I know I wouldn't hate you. I would be very happy for you.

Now, if at the same time she had the theme music to the Benny Hill Show playing in the background and she encouraged you to chase her around, at which point you noticed the tatoo on her ass that reads "Dean Houston Sucks", then yes I would hate you.

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-Brodie Bruce from Mallrats

[Ctown-Fan]

TDR,

I knew you were a Dean Houston apologist!

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[Wilzone]

Originally posted by The David Reborn:
hmmmm...foot-ball, cal-zones, boo-bies... (drool)

I think we need a little more info, C-Town, or else this thread is going to die. So, I figured that I would start the questioning.

Have you seen her calzones yet??

[Ctown-Fan]

I am a gentleman, I have not seen her calzones yet, we have only had two dates.

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[Wilzone]

Well then I'm done with this stupid thread. I am going to watch the paint on my office wall dry.

Let me know when we are going to get some good stuff.

[ohmslaw]

You're going out with her to a 'lawyer party?'

I can see it now. The stereo's playing the Perry Mason theme, you have to sign a waiver before you get a beer, and the party activities include dancing exactly 1.5 feet apart, playing "Shepardize the Obscure Case," and competing for the "Best Johnnie Cochrane Impression" prize.

[Upstate_New_York]

The good stuff happens around post 516, Wilzone.

The sappy stuff generally begins at 532 (and doesn't it always?).

Then, the near breakup and heartfelt Tom Hanksish-Meg Ryanish makeup happens between posts 634-648.

The overly presumptuous first marriage conversation flares it's ugly head around 689, unless the good natured do-you-want-kids question predates it by ten or twenty posts, in which case, hold off on the marriage conversation until 693.

Somewhere in the 800s Petrochile submits to the fact that this OT far surpasses his wildest OT dreams... that he is unworthy... and that the Lord has mocked him again.

The actual marriage invitations are sent between posts 1,289 to 1,301.

Wilzone, you take the calzone order for the wedding reception around the 1400s.

But then again,I really should stop here. Don't want to get too far ahead of myself...

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[sjshaw]

Ctown-Fan:

I only read your initial post, not any of the replies, so if what I have to say has been said or is out of line, I apologize.

You wrote that she is a law student. If that is the case, here is my timeframe for you to call her:

NEVER!!!!!!

As a lawyer who married (& divorced) a fellow law student, I can tell you that female lawyers are not ideal marriage material. For that matter, neither are male ones.

I know it's too early to be thinking about marriage, but you gotta consider the future. The divorce rate among lawyers is astronomical. I did my part to help.

Even just for dating, 1L's are quite possibly the most annoying creatures on the planet. I know: I was one. Everything is a "tort," they constantly spout legal theory, and they claim they have to study and read all the time, which is a crock.

I'm really sorry to piss in yo' cornflakes like this. I'm just trying to keep others from suffering like I did. Feel free to ignore/flame me.

[ez]

Originally posted by sjshaw:
... they constantly spout legal theory ...

i suspect this is a good thing in C-F's opinion...

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by sjshaw:
Even just for dating, 1L's are quite possibly the most annoying creatures on the planet. . . Feel free to ignore/flame me.

I will do neither, everyone gets their fair response. Yes, I was dating an L1 "she was an english grad student when we met" soon after she moved to Iowa for law school we split and I do know what you are talking about.

L3 on the other hand is a 3rd year law student (obviously) and is going into the MBA program in the fall.

I also have several other ex girlfriends that are lawyers/law students . . . I do know what I am getting myself into.

I do thank you for your advice even it I am repeating mistakes of the my past, your past and the past of everyone else who has dated/married a lawyer.

Originally posted by ez:
i suspect this is a good thing in C-F's opinion...

Actually ez you aren't too far off. If I hadn't gone to grad school, it would have been 1st Amendment Law for me. Yes I am a nerd, but a cool one

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I do know what I am getting myself into.

So he admits it! Ctown has gotten, ahem, into something he knows about.

So what part of Canada is she from?

[WebEwbank]

Well, I just read the entire goldarn thread, and one thing is ab-so-lutely clear to me. Ctown is sandbagging by asking for help from you guys; he is actually a gold-plated gigolo with multiple merkins hanging from his rearview mirror. His pace throughout has been perfect, professional, and I expect him to attain his goal within the next 10 days. I am a bit troubled by the meatless angle, as protein and stamina are closely linked. However, enough tofu can bridge this gap.

[NevStar]

Originally posted by Upstate_New_York:
The good stuff happens around post 516, Wilzone.
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The actual marriage invitations are sent between posts 1,289 to 1,301.
...

Don't forget the off-topic tangent into pointless Dean Houston-bashing that starts at post 321.

[The Mike]

Every day I wake up wondering if this thread will still be alive and on the 1st page (it's not the 1st thing I wonder each day, but I wonder as I load FOF:Central).

I'm pleased to see it's still going strong!

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Originally posted by NevStar:
Don't forget the off-topic tangent into pointless Dean Houston-bashing that starts at post 321.

There is no such thing as pointless Dean Houston-bashing.



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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by WebEwbank:
I am a bit troubled by the meatless angle, as protein and stamina are closely linked. However, enough tofu can bridge this gap.

One word :Broccoli!

Well that and peanut butter!

Anyhow, web I just got back from your town. One question . . . can you get anywhere without having to make a u-turn?

[Fritz]

Ctown,

If you cover her with Peanut Butter doesn't the Broccoli get stuck? Or is that the idea?

How does this improve your stamina?

If the broccoli proves to be too large and bruises her I suggest switching to LeSuer Peas. They are small and soft.

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[sachmo71]

I don't think anything should be small and soft when you are talking about sex. Just an opinion, of course...but you may be into that sort of thing.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by sachmo71:
I don't think anything should be small and soft when you are talking about sex. Just an opinion, of course...but you may be into that sort of thing.

Excellent point!

Ctown, scratch Peas and use Garbonzo and Pinto Beans. They have protien as well!

[WebEwbank]

The worst drivers outside Rome and Paris, the worst roads, and a few decent museums and restaurants. Wish I'd known you were here: we could have hooked up.

Those Le Seur (sp ?) peas are frozen, baby.

Cold and hard. Hard and cold.

I have visions of the progeny of CT and 3L (charming, happy, attractive, well-adjusted little people) reading this some day, tracking us all down and beating us with broccoli and coating us with peanut butter.

Happy visions.

[Ctown-Fan]

Yeah, Web I thought about that . . .

I was in town for a wedding. Drove from Cleveland to Natick overnight. Was up for the wedding some 36 straight hours and then slept and drove back. I would have, however, made time to visit while I was there.

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[Tony]

I find myself clicking the last link of this thread everyday hoping to read about how CTown scored with this chick. I'll be back tomorrow.

[RBwaBD]

Originally posted by WebEwbank:
However, enough tofu can bridge this gap.

by the way, beware of tofu (and other soja based products). Testing has "shown" (nothing definitive, but why take chances) that excessive consumption of tofu leads to brain dammage/alzheimer etc. They have some scientific theory on why, I will try to dig up an article.

[WebEwbank]

I am not sure but I think that brain damage positively correlates to rigidity.

C: slow and steady wins the race. I predict that your first encounter after the party weekend will be magical.

Fritz: you have an ingenious mind, and, I suspect, an interesting life. Oh course you know why Wyoming sheepherders wear tall boots.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by WebEwbank:
Fritz: you have an ingenious mind, and, I suspect, an interesting life.

Life gets a lot less "interesting" when you get married. Im my case, the spouse has hard time seeing the moment for what it is worth. [this should not be read as a complaint, just reality]

When you're single, kitchen utensils may be great fun, but after marriage they're just for cooking. [imagine a sad smiley here]

But I can still egg the single guys on!

Speaking of eggs, Ctown - you will need a vinyl shower curtain and a Meringue pie... ah nevermind.

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[WebEwbank]

Europa Universalis is keeping me sane these days, but the message boards there don't have the same je ne sais quoi that the deviants here muster so easily. I do recommend the game highly.

I plan to mention this thread to my wife tonight when she asks,"What do you want to talk about tonight, honey ?" I think she'll have something meaty to add, possibly...oh, never mind...

C: are you returning the Town of Beans this summer ?

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by WebEwbank:
C: are you returning the Town of Beans this summer ?

My sources say there is about a 65% chance of me returning.

I was in town for the Devlin-Peterson wedding. Although they live in Ellsworth, Maine, the visit Natick quite often and there is a shot I'll go chill with them for a weekend this summer.

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[BishopMVP]

"One question . . . can you get anywhere without having to make a u-turn?" C-Town

Welcome to Massachusetts.

[RBwaBD]

ok, so here's a link I found...
http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/home.htm

it sounds scary. scarier than what I already read before. It seems incredible. But then, why would anybody make up theories to slander soya?

but then, who would bother to make a big webpage to "tell the truth" about soya?

(goes off to take a dump and ponder this)

[dawgfan]

Originally posted by RBwaBD:
But then, why would anybody make up theories to slander soya?

Um, just a wild, paranoid theory here, but the beef industry perhaps?

[Fritz]

Aspertain is the scary stuff.

No thank you sir!

[WebEwbank]

CT - email me at [email protected] if you're Natick bound and we shall eat, drink and make merry. Soy, soy milk, and an exciting trip to Harvard Law School ! Bring 3L or our affair is over before it begins...

[CubsFan915]

Originally posted by NevStar:
Don't forget the off-topic tangent into pointless Dean Houston-bashing that starts at post 321.

There is no such thing as pointless Dean Houston bashing. Sheesh... rookies...


edit... Man, how did I just know that my 700th post would involve a slam on Dean Houston?


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WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

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[TheDawgsAreOut]

Originally posted by TheDawgsAreOut:
There is no such thing as pointless Dean Houston-bashing.

Originally posted by CubsFan915:
There is no such thing as pointless Dean Houston bashing. Sheesh... rookies...

Sheesh ... grizzled veterans ... always stealing my ideas.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by WebEwbank:
CT - email me ...

that is a deal my friend . . .

[Willy111]

Well I thought I would make my 100th post in here seeing as its quite the story.. heheheh.... I have yet to put aside a good day to read the whole damn thing but as long as it keeps living were still waiting for news. So have you called yet? j/k


Willy

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[3ric]

Hey C,
how about an update on this?

We will find out more this weekend as we have a pair of dates. Friday I am going to a "lawyer party" with her. And then on saturday she is meeting up with my laywer friends after we go to the Indians game, for a night in the Flats. Should be a fun weekend.

I was actually Stateside (CHI 2001 conference in Seattle, WA) last week and missed out on the latest development. But now I've read through this entire thread. Way to go! But what happened?

/3ric

[Wilzone]

3ric - Are you related to 3Elle in any way?? Maybe her cousin?



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[Ctown-Fan]

I will give an update later . . .

thank you! Wilzone you are my hero!


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[Fritz]

Ctown,

I know you asked me not to say anything, but
when are you going to tell everybody that this thread was just one of your discussion starters and that their is no Law Student date and has never been.

The thread, while very entertaining, has gone on long enough.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
I know you asked me not to say anything, but
when are you going to tell everybody that this thread was just one of your discussion starters and that their is no Law Student date.

The thread, while very entertaining, has gone on long enough.

Ouch, that was harsh . . .but also not true.

I do agree however, that this thread needs to end soon.

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