It hurts when I pee - Page 6

MJ4H · 02-28-2008, 05:16 PM

That doesn't matter. It was a safe assumption.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

I'm serious now. You're really starting to piss me off. Why do you have to be such an asshole. God.

You appear to be engorged. I'll be right over.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

You appear to be engorged. I'll be right over.

Engorged like a gigantnormous gorilla cock. Bet you can't wait to get your milky white hands on it.

DanGarion · 02-28-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

That's it. I'm leaving here.

Peace out FOFC. Goodluck getting along without me.

Good Day Sir!

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

Good Day Sir!

Atocep · 02-28-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Engorged like a gigantnormous gorilla cock. Bet you can't wait to get your milky white hands on it.

Someone report this before its shelf-life expires.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Engorged like a gigantnormous gorilla cock. Bet you can't wait to get your milky white hands on it.

OH BUT WE BANNED PHALID WELL OKAY THEN.

REDKINGGOLD BACKWARDS SPELLS TUPAC BUT PROBABLY ALSO JERKASS.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

OH BUT WE BANNED PHALID WELL OKAY THEN.

REDKINGGOLD BACKWARDS SPELLS TUPAC BUT PROBABLY ALSO JERKASS.

Checkmate fuckface. Well-played.

Asshole.

RendeR · 02-28-2008, 05:27 PM

Has anyone mentioned that this won't end well?

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:28 PM

Also, it's impossible for me to be banned. I've reached the requiste number of posts to have earned immunity.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Checkmate fuckface. Well-played.

Asshole.

ZINGGGG

I'm waiting anxiously for the "You're a meanie poopoo head" fatal blow.

cartman · 02-28-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I'm waiting anxiously for the "You're a meanie poopoo head" fatal blow.

I think that one is getting saved for the "Overrated Children's Writers" thread.

Atocep · 02-28-2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Also, it's impossible for me to be banned. I've reached the requiste number of posts to have earned immunity.

I wouldn't be so sure. You still have 23 hours and 50 minutes before you're in the clear.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I think that one is getting saved for the "Overrated Children's Writers" thread.

Anxiety's gonna get a timeout.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:33 PM

w00t.

undefeated and unbanned. since oct 2000.

fucking eel tittist

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:38 PM

I can sum up this thread in a photo:

Cringer · 02-28-2008, 05:39 PM

eel tits. that makes me giggle.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:54 PM

BTW, that picture is Subby.

Just in case you guys didn't know that.

korme · 02-28-2008, 05:58 PM

RKG you better mention that you are joking, I do not want you banned from the internet, I need you on other websites

duckman · 02-28-2008, 06:03 PM

That's it! I'm writing my Congressman about this bullshit!

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

RKG you better mention that you are joking, I do not want you banned from the internet, I need you on other websites

Subby started it.

miked · 02-28-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Also, it's impossible for me to be banned. I've reached the requiste number of posts to have earned immunity.

Klinglerware · 02-28-2008, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

What would Berkeley do?

I know what Berkeley shouldn't be doing...

Lorena · 02-28-2008, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Front Office Urinary Pain Relief?

No, I'm selling a nozzle with an extension tube so women everywhere can pee standing up.

Lathum · 02-28-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

this wont end well

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Has anyone mentioned that this won't end well?

post 11.

call me Nostrodomos

Atocep · 02-28-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

post 11.

call me Nostrodomos

I'm not surprised this thread hit 6 pages, but the journey here has been amazing.

Lathum · 02-28-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Atocep

I'm not surprised this thread hit 6 pages, but the journey here has been amazing.

It's been a while since we have had an instant classic here. The thing with RedKingGold came from out of no where, it's like he is Skydog's public defender.

DanGarion · 02-28-2008, 07:14 PM

stop causing problems

Glengoyne · 02-28-2008, 07:17 PM

Not surprised that the thread ended in a banning.

Sort of surprised that the guy may not have deserved it.

A little surprised that the thread is still going on.

If the guy wants to be unbanned, the only shot is to reach out and state his case to the HNIC. That has worked in the past.

Passacaglia · 02-28-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Not surprised that the thread ended in a banning.

Sort of surprised that the guy may not have deserved it.

A little surprised that the thread is still going on.

If the guy wants to be unbanned, the only shot is to reach out and state his case to the HNIC. That has worked in the past.

I think the problem is that most of us posting in the thread don't REALLY care -- we just like to bitch.

Lathum · 02-28-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

stop causing problems

sorry sir

thealmighty · 02-28-2008, 07:25 PM

If y'all would just sit the hell down and play a little Up And Down The River, everything would end in peace and harmony.

KWhit · 02-28-2008, 07:32 PM

This thread is gold. So what if we may have unfairly banned someone who has a serious medical condition?

Who cares? I got some entertainment out of the aftermath, so it's all worth it.

Everybody wins.

(Except the poor schmo with the VD).

Passacaglia · 02-28-2008, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

This thread is gold. So what if we may have unfairly banned someone who has a serious medical condition?

Who cares? I got some entertainment out of the aftermath, so it's all worth it.

Everybody wins.

(Except the poor sachmo with the VD).

Zelig · 02-28-2008, 07:35 PM

If you guys want, I might be able to get the banning reversed.

VPI97 · 02-28-2008, 07:39 PM

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

If you guys want, I might be able to get the banning reversed.

We have found the real Ryan Leaf.

Coffee Warlord · 02-28-2008, 08:45 PM

Wait, he got a VD *from* FOFC?!?!

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 08:49 PM

I think CW is having trouble keeping up. Perhaps we need FOFC tutors for the slower members?

Atocep · 02-28-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think CW is having trouble keeping up. Perhaps we need FOFC tutors for the slower members?

A cliffsnotes version of the timeline maybe?

korme · 02-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Not surprised that the thread ended in a banning.

ENDED? This magnificent beast is just beginning!

sterlingice · 02-28-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

What if he agrees to change from phalid to flaccic?

(I laughed)

SI

nfg22 · 02-28-2008, 09:07 PM

I am speechless...Except for the preceeding and current statement.

korme · 02-28-2008, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

If you guys want, I might be able to get the banning reversed.

BEST SIG OF THE ENTIRE FORUM

Coffee Warlord · 02-28-2008, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

If you guys want, I might be able to get the banning reversed.

That's easy.

You look at SkyDog like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and say....I WILL NOT ACCEPT A BANNING.

Chief Rum · 02-28-2008, 10:36 PM

OMG, what the hell happened to this thread? This was two pages last night!

PilotMan · 02-28-2008, 11:17 PM

This whole thing is rediculous.......and funny.

path12 · 02-28-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

No, I'm selling a nozzle with an extension tube so women everywhere can pee standing up.

Eh. They do that all the time on porn sites.

Um. That's what I was told anyway.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 11:19 PM

This is batchit insane. Everyone in this thread should be banned. Yes, including HNIC. And especially the one pedeling a pee hose for women!

korme · 02-28-2008, 11:53 PM

I hope MikeVic is drunk because that is NOT how you talk to a forum

02-28-2008, 05:16 PM	#251
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02-28-2008, 05:27 PM	#259
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02-28-2008, 05:28 PM	#260
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Also, it's impossible for me to be banned. I've reached the requiste number of posts to have earned immunity. Last edited by RedKingGold : 02-28-2008 at 05:29 PM.

02-28-2008, 05:33 PM	#265
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	w00t. undefeated and unbanned. since oct 2000. fucking eel tittist __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-28-2008, 05:39 PM	#267
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	eel tits. that makes me giggle. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-28-2008, 05:38 PM	#266
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	I can sum up this thread in a photo:

02-28-2008, 05:54 PM	#268
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	BTW, that picture is Subby. Just in case you guys didn't know that.

02-28-2008, 05:58 PM	#269
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	RKG you better mention that you are joking, I do not want you banned from the internet, I need you on other websites

02-28-2008, 07:14 PM	#278
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02-28-2008, 07:17 PM	#279
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Not surprised that the thread ended in a banning. Sort of surprised that the guy may not have deserved it. A little surprised that the thread is still going on. If the guy wants to be unbanned, the only shot is to reach out and state his case to the HNIC. That has worked in the past.

02-28-2008, 07:25 PM	#282
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02-28-2008, 07:32 PM	#283
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	This thread is gold. So what if we may have unfairly banned someone who has a serious medical condition? Who cares? I got some entertainment out of the aftermath, so it's all worth it. Everybody wins. (Except the poor schmo with the VD).

02-28-2008, 07:35 PM	#285
Zelig Mascot Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 6721 Foxpointe Road Fort Worth, TX 76132	If you guys want, I might be able to get the banning reversed.

02-28-2008, 07:39 PM	#286
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02-28-2008, 08:45 PM	#288
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Wait, he got a VD from FOFC?!?!

02-28-2008, 08:49 PM	#289
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I think CW is having trouble keeping up. Perhaps we need FOFC tutors for the slower members? __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-28-2008, 09:07 PM	#293
nfg22 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2004	I am speechless...Except for the preceeding and current statement.

02-28-2008, 10:36 PM	#296
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	OMG, what the hell happened to this thread? This was two pages last night! __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

02-28-2008, 11:17 PM	#297
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	This whole thing is rediculous.......and funny. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

02-28-2008, 11:19 PM	#299
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	This is batchit insane. Everyone in this thread should be banned. Yes, including HNIC. And especially the one pedeling a pee hose for women!

02-28-2008, 11:53 PM	#300
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I hope MikeVic is drunk because that is NOT how you talk to a forum

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