New girl!! - Page 6

JonInMiddleGA · 01-05-2005, 05:10 PM

Ooh, a two-part reply for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm just trying to help you with your witty banter. Chicks dig witty banter. Chicks really dig a good belly laugh

I'm confused ... I thought chicks dug the long ball?

Quote:

. Can you make chicks laugh?

Trying to be the first to say "not with his clothes on", hope I wasn't too slow on the trigger.

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm just trying to help you with your witty banter. Chicks dig witty banter. Chicks really dig a good belly laugh. Can you make chicks laugh?

only the ones who've seen him naked...

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm just trying to help you with your witty banter. Chicks dig witty banter. Chicks really dig a good belly laugh. Can you make chicks laugh?

All the time, which is why i can't figure out whats wrong with me.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:11 PM

Dola - if someone asks if you're in the circus you should have come back with "Why yes, I have the longest/biggest ...." you fill in the rest of the statement.

EDIT: Ack the timestamp/misordered post thing messed up my dola

JonInMiddleGA · 01-05-2005, 05:11 PM

Beat D-D to it by just milliseconds (pending post-order bug interference)

Maple Leafs · 01-05-2005, 05:13 PM

This thread desperately needs for someone to turn a firehose on it.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Dola - if someone askes if you're in the circus you should have come back with "Why yes, I have the longest/biggest ...." you fill in the rest of the statement.

I pop a good tent?

Im all twiterpated.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

All the time, which is why i can't figure out whats wrong with me.

Well is it before or after you ask them out?

vtbub · 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM

after

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Beat D-D to it by just milliseconds (pending post-order bug interference)

I definitely was in there first. damn busted board.

MacroGuru · 01-05-2005, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Well is it before or after you ask them out?

Probably during....

Think....Pee Wee Herman...riding a Unicycle.....

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

If there's a Pee Wee Herman factor, it's going to take more than witty banter...Start with a new haircut and a tan. And no clammy hands. Yuk.

And never go to the movies on the first date.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Think....Pee Wee Herman...riding a Unicycle.....

If there's a Pee Wee Herman factor, it's going to take more than witty banter...Start with a new haircut and a tan. And no clammy hands. Yuk.

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

But the question is....

Does a turbo fist technique help???

are you using some kind of appliance for this, or are you just supafast?

MacroGuru · 01-05-2005, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

If there's a Pee Wee Herman factor, it's going to take more than witty banter...Start with a new haircut and a tan. And no clammy hands. Yuk.

But the question is....

Does a turbo fist technique help???

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

But the question is....

Does a turbo fist technique help???

Are you trying to obtain pleasure or skin it?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

And never go to the movies on the first date.

Nice one.

That's what I'm talking about.

Quote:

Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Does a turbo fist technique help???

Does it matter if she laughs at you before you can demonstrate it for her?

MacroGuru · 01-05-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer

are you using some kind of appliance for this, or are you just supafast?

If any of you remember the living color skit...I was referring to the Pee Wee Herman Doll

http://www.tvacres.com/dolls_pee_wee.htm

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

If any of you remember the living color skit...I was referring to the Pee Wee Herman Doll

http://www.tvacres.com/dolls_pee_wee.htm

That went way over my head. I guess I'm not witty enough.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

That went way over my head. I guess I'm not witty enough.

Perhaps you were just sitting too close.

See, im full of wit.

Ragone · 01-05-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Perhaps you were just sitting too close.

See, im full of it.

fixed that for you

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:54 PM

"Excuse me, i was wondering if you would like to go catch a film? Ill just sit behind you for a few minutes, pardon me if I do a rudeness into your bonett."

Thats my pickup line.

Buccaneer · 01-05-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Correct. But, I do go over to their place on the weekends and basically set up shop there while they are at the lakes. They have everything that I don't.

1. Fast internet connection
2. Italian leather sofa
3. Cable
4. Food

Does the food include mac&cheese with applesauce?

Buccaneer · 01-05-2005, 06:05 PM

Ok, just got done reading everything. Kids these days [shakes head].

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

[shakes head].

Sorry, I wasnt aiming for you.

Balldog · 01-05-2005, 06:08 PM

275 posts = 0 pics

This thread sucks!

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Does the food include mac&cheese with applesauce?

LOL.. good one

Funny you should ask such a thing though. I just got done eating some peanut butter with a spoon. I finished about a 1/4 of a jar of smooth and a 1/4 of a jar of super chunky.

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtbub

I thought that surgery was supposed to lower your testostorone.

*drives really, REALLY, fast*

Oh you're really gonna die now, you shmuck..

Rassenfrassenbrickenbracken cheap shot on my way home from work..

MacroGuru · 01-05-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog

275 posts = 0 pics

This thread sucks!

Just for you.....

MikeVic · 01-05-2005, 07:04 PM

I missed something with no work to post during, eh?

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 07:52 PM

Alf is hot.... who knew?

Fritz · 01-05-2005, 07:58 PM

too many damn eyes to keep track of

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog

275 posts = 0 pics

This thread sucks!

Ahem.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...5&postcount=60

There's no nudity so I'm sure it doesn't count.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-05-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FarrahWhitworth-Rahn

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...5&postcount=60

Umm, I know this is a strange question but ... what the heck is that numbered thing sticking up out of the brass planter on the side of the fireplace? It looks like some kinda broken plastic something or other.

Begin countdown to one-liners about the first two digits of that number

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Umm, I know this is a strange question but ... what the heck is that numbered thing sticking up out of the brass planter on the side of the fireplace? It looks like some kinda broken plastic something or other.

Begin countdown to one-liners about the first two digits of that number

That planter is the container my parents keep their firewood when it's inside the house. I think it's probably newspaper they use for kindling.

Balldog · 01-05-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ahem.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...5&postcount=60

There's no nudity so I'm sure it doesn't count.

My bad, I was reading this thread like a magazine search for pics so I didn't notice.

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 08:43 PM

jeezus... that alf pic burned my eyes.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 08:46 PM

You liked it huh Cam? Uh huh we know you did.

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

You liked it huh Cam? Uh huh we know you did.

How did you know gay alien porn is my secret fetish?

DaddyTorgo · 01-05-2005, 08:51 PM

And in other news...if Arles meets a tragic end can we all agree to chase after the gorgeousness that is Farrah??

You're a lucky lucky man sir.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

And in other news...if Arles meets a tragic end can we all agree to chase after the gorgeousness that is Farrah??

You're a lucky lucky man sir.

She really is hot. I'd hit it.

Sorry, I was just trying to fulfill the lesbian fantasies you guys were hoping for from the 'new' girls.

Balldog · 01-05-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

She really is hot. I'd hit it.

Keep going....you are doing a good job!

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

She really is hot. I'd hit it.

Sorry, I was just trying to fulfill the lesbian fantasies you guys were hoping for from the 'new' girls.

I'd rather see that than Alf's package.

Then again, that goes without saying, doesn't it?

Solecismic · 01-05-2005, 09:06 PM

Designing a sports sim just doesn't excite the ladies. It's no wonder there are only a handful of women here (I suppose anything more than a handful is a waste, or waist). Can't even get my wife to register here. But given that we share an IP...

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I'd rather see that than Alf's package.

Then again, that goes without saying, doesn't it?

I would hope so.

Buccaneer · 01-05-2005, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

Designing a sports sim just doesn't excite the ladies. It's no wonder there are only a handful of women here (I suppose anything more than a handful is a waste, or waist). Can't even get my wife to register here. But given that we share an IP...

The reason you can't get your wife here is because you would dare to bring up the most unspeakable of unspeakables...a women's waist.

GrantDawg · 01-05-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

Designing a sports sim just doesn't excite the ladies. It's no wonder there are only a handful of women here (I suppose anything more than a handful is a waste, or waist). Can't even get my wife to register here. But given that we share an IP...

Ow! Jim gives Skydog a dig.

GrantDawg · 01-05-2005, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

And in other news...if Arles meets a tragic end can we all agree to chase after the gorgeousness that is Farrah??

You're a lucky lucky man sir.

Dude, she's smart and pretty. There is no way anyone on this board has a shot. (I suspect Arlie has her family in captivity)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

And in other news...if Arles meets a tragic end can we all agree to chase after the gorgeousness that is Farrah??

You're a lucky lucky man sir.

He wouldn't have to meet a tragic end - you could just come over and help me get the Christmas tree down and paint the bathroom. I'd at least buy you a nice dinner.

DaddyTorgo · 01-05-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

He wouldn't have to meet a tragic end - you could just come over and help me get the Christmas tree down and paint the bathroom. I'd at least buy you a nice dinner.

Xmas tree down...I'm in. Painting...I'm not so good at...but I could cook while you paint

.

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dola - if someone asks if you're in the circus you should have come back with "Why yes, I have the longest/biggest ...." you fill in the rest of the statement. EDIT: Ack the timestamp/misordered post thing messed up my dola Last edited by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn : 01-05-2005 at 05:13 PM.

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