OT-How Long To Call?

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
ThreeElle has a "great x." . . .

Also throw in "this is unlike any relationship I have ever had, I am actually Enjoying myself. Its not like work at all."

Thought about the first one already--I don't know if I have enough spite for it. But the brown eyes thing would be like a dagger

That is classic, especially after the last one became so much work at the end.
I just am not that evil. I wish I were that evil however, it would feel pretty damn good!



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"I should write down a reminder."

[sachmo71]

Grind her nose in it. She will see both of her "castoffs" (no offense C-Town) getting hot and heavy with new loves. She will ponder her faults, and maybe change for the better. Then again, maybe not but at least you are helping her in a sick, twisted sort of way. And tell her to stop calling you, as it could wreck your new relationship. They hate that!

Exercise your right to spite!

[The David Reborn]

Originally posted by sachmo71:
She will ponder her faults, and maybe change for the better.

That is the best spin job I've read since the presidential election.

[This message has been edited by The David Reborn (edited 03-30-2001).]

[Fritz]

Originally posted by The David Reborn:
Fritz, have you ever considered writing a book? Better yet, maybe a late night cable call in show. This stuff is priceless.

I like the call in cable show, I could be the anti-[insert sensitve woman tv-personality here].

A nugget just for you: My college room mate had this line he would pull out whenever an ex would argue with him in public. He would say "How can you argue with me when my [Male Member] has been in your mouth."

The shock from that would always cause the ex to turn beet-red just before she slunk off.

[Fritz]

dola.

Asa favor to one of your friends you should tell her "this is hard, but at least your are not sleeping with [friend]. I don't know if I could take that." See how long it takes for [friend] toget a hookup.

Now if [friend] has herpes it gets even better...

[Da Bears Fan]

CTown-Fan-

I know exactly what you mean. My ex and I still talk more than I wish we did, but I recently told her I was dating again too. Pissed her off something horrible and she was very concerned that we might have slept together...and that was that. I was like, "geez, I am not a priest." and "even if I do sleep with her, I am not going to tell you."

I don't think it is spiteful...more of like closure.

[ctmason]

I agree with some of the above.

My ex and I didn't speak to one another for two months. Not because she didn't call, but because I didn't return calls, and had no interest in speaking to her.

I've been perfectly nice to her but she continues to call about once a week. My mom actually had a good insight into it.

1) Realizes she was wrong (highly unlikely)

OR

2) Has a new boyfriend and wants to keep me on the line figuring she can reel me in if it doesn't work out.

Either way, I'm sick of girl games, have no interest in it. I know I'm repeating myself but the three months we've been broken up have been tons better than the two years we were together.

That's really sad now that I read that. Oh well.

[sachmo71]

Hindsight is 20/20 brotha. Believe me, I've stuck it out at times and later wondered WTF I was doing. Relationships take work, this is true, but you shouldn't feel like you are constantly in pain. No one is worth that.

[petrochile]

C-town, have you checked out Swingers
yet? Man it osunds like you were in it!

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by petrochile:
C-town, have you checked out Swingers
yet? Man it osunds like you were in it!

No, but I promise you I will rent it after I get back from my trip to Boston. I will also rent Bronx Tale (which was also recommended).

You all have to the rent The Myth of Fingerprints. An excellent movie . . . Um, have you ever like noticed, that when you get too much mustard on a sandwich, it becomes a mustard sandwich?

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"I should write down a reminder."

[Fritz]

Somehow this slipped to page two.

We can't let that happen, now can we.

[Wilzone]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Somehow this slipped to page two.
We can't let that happen, now can we.

This thread must die someday. It will have to end. Today might not be the day, but eventually it will end. Especially since C-Town's love life hasn't exactly been interesting. In fact, it has been downright boring.

[petrochile]

Where were you when this thread hit 262?

I was right here!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Especially since C-Town's love life hasn't exactly been interesting. In fact, it has been downright boring.

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Especially since C-Town's love life hasn't exactly been interesting. In fact, it has been downright boring.

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Especially since C-Town's love life hasn't exactly been interesting. In fact, it has been downright boring.

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Especially since C-Town's love life hasn't exactly been interesting. In fact, it has been downright boring.

Yes, but I am hoping he gets so desperate he tries the "ears of corn" thing.

[RBwaBD]

hmmm... why did I even bother enough about the love life of somebody I never met and who lives 10000 miles away from me to fetch this thread from page 3 and put it back on front?

I guess this is pretty dead. unless ctown posts some pictures.

[Morgado]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

Sadly, you will have to wait until tuesday for an update--we have a late monday night date.

I will keep you informed however.

Mind you, we don't need the proverbial "blow by blow," but we're (at least *I* am) expecting something first thing Tuesday morning...

...Otherwise we call Big Louie and the brute squad. It's not just the married guys living vicariously through Ctown, but us anti-social single guys as well.

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Somebody set up us the draft bust.

[petrochile]

Hey, lets all invest in a 2-way pagers, then we can get updates in Real-Time, and help our young friend out when he gets in a pinch, like when she has food in her teeth, we could tell C-town the best way to get it off her.

[Cue up Big Pimpin'] Also if we all 2-ways we will be cool like Jay-Z [/Cue up Big Pimpin']

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by petrochile:
Hey, lets all invest in a 2-way pagers, then we can get updates in Real-Time, and help our young friend out when he gets in a pinch, like when she has food in her teeth, we could tell C-town the best way to get it off her.

First of all, I am pretty sure I have a year or two on you petro

Second of all, if it is the same thing I am eating then it isn't really a problem is it

Morgado, I will keep you in the loop, but next time please don't refer to it as "blow by blow," this is after all a family forum.

Subby's kids could be reading this at home! Awww, who am I kidding. They probably hear worse from their father

I am just kidding Subby.

TDR, there is no stalking involved [The following comment has been removed by Ctown to prevent editing from a certain moderator in the know--in other words, prior restraint by the author]

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

Morgado, I will keep you in the loop, but next time please don't refer to it as "blow by blow," this is after all a family forum.

Now Ctown- I understand the "Blow" part, but it is the "by Blow" part I am confused about.

Is Ellethree a man?

You have called always refered to Ellethree as a her. Is she a he/her? A she-male? A 1/2 Tranny?

This provides an odd new twist.


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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Is Ellethree a man?

Fritz, I see the humor in this and am laughing--although I haven't had a first hand expereince--I would hazard a safe guess that she is a woman. Sorry to disappoint your "twist."

Anyhow, I hope this doesn't make comments degrade into one of those things I have been debating recently in this forum.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

Anyhow, I hope this doesn't make comments degrade into one of those things I have been debating recently in this forum.

I agree. I reserved judgement or opinion in my reply. I hope my post is taken at face value and left as is.

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Originally posted by Morgado:
It's not just the married guys living vicariously through Ctown, but us anti-social single guys as well.

I'll second that!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Fritz, I see the humor in this and am laughing--although I haven't had a first hand expereince--I would hazard a safe guess that she is a woman. Sorry to disappoint your "twist."

So it is

possible[/list]that "she" is only a she on top, and a he down below, or even a he/she down below.

I think we are going to need pictures.

[Ctown-Fan]

Send good vibes....

I am outta here!

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[Fritz]

While Ctowns Gone and I can talk smack...

Quik - what are odds he zips his "frank and beans" in his fly ala Something About Mary? I give it 3-1. Even money on just the frank.

[ohmslaw]

What kind of idiot goes on a date when the NCAA Championship is on?

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by ohmslaw:
What kind of idiot goes on a date when the NCAA Championship is on?

Since you asked.........

Ok, so I got there a few minutes early, she asked me to wait while she finished getting ready. Then she said the words that will make you all quite jealous.
[dramatic pause]
"Do you want to go play softball for an hour" Evidently she was on her dorm team and they asked her to play. So for the first hour of the date I played IM softball for a dorm team at Case. It was most excellent, except for the ball, which was oversized and was actually soft. It was really different from the medium pitch serious UMaine softball.

Anyway, after the game we went to a local bar and watched the second half of the basketball game while drinking Guinness (to answer ohmslaw's question). So there

Anyhow, I had an amazing time. I won't bore you all with the details of the rest of the date, other than to say it was wonderful. I really like this woman.


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[TheDawgsAreOut]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I won't bore you all with the details of the rest of the date, other than to say it was wonderful.

Bore us? I highly doubt that 200+ posts thus far indicates that we've been bored. Incidentally, congratulations, CTown, sounds like a keeper!

[Fritz]

Likes softball? Wants to drink the dark stuff and watch roundball?

She is a he, or a half he.

[ctmason]

For the love of God, man. Does she like powdered doughnuts!!!! Why are we made to wait???

[Fritz]

If we assume Ctown went home to post his report after the date, we know he was home by 1:35AM Eastern. The Game was over by 11:30PM the night before.

We can guess that it takes him 30 min to get home.

Ctown - how do you account for those 1.5 hours?

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Ctown - how do you account for those 1.5 hours?

Simple. We left the bar at about 11:45 (15 minutes)
Drove back to her place (5 minutes)
Chatted in the car, making plans for this weekend and stuff (20 minutes)
I left, made a wrong turn ended up by the Jake (15 minutes)
Completed the drive home (40 minutes)

There you go. Fritz, after watching her play softball, I can gaurentee she is a she. CTM, I don't know about the powdered donughts...sorry, maybe I'll ask her this weekend.

Hope that satisfies your curiosity......
Voyers!

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[Wilzone]

I guess C-Town is a love-making machine. 1.5 hours?? Holy macarel.

OR...

The game ends at approximately 11:30 EST, but C-Town decides to hang around for another Guinness. Why? Because he wants to show his sensitive side by watching "One Shining Moment" and getting teary-eyed.

[Dr. Seuss moment]11:50 EST - C-Town and ThreeElle leave the bar and head for the car. It wasn't too far...Look!!...a shooting star![/Dr. Seuss Moment]

12:00 EST - They've been on the road for 10 minutes now and C-Town is thinking about how perfect the night has been. They saw a shooting star for crying out loud!! It has been completely perfect.

12:10 EST - Minutes before arriving at 3-L's dorm, she asks C-Town if he will want to come in. He accepts. [C-town's thoughts] Haha...screw Wilzone and the rest of those idiots. 100-1 odds my ass. 3-L is getting a good time tonight. Oh yeah!!! [/C-town's thoughts]

12:12 EST - Suddenly a cop car pulls C-Town over. He gets a breathalyzer, registers a BAC of .2 and is immediately arrested.

12:48 EST - 3-L is forced to gather all of her money and gets C-Town out of jail. She tells him that she knows some good lawyers that will help him if he would like.

12:55 EST - They catch a cab to her dorm. C-town asks: "Am I still allowed to come in?" 3-L replies: "Uh, I think I'll pass...it's been a long night. Goodbye."

1:00 EST - C-town gets home and is left to blame the Guinness for his horrible night.

1:15 EST - He logs onto the computer to pretend as though everything was perfect.

Better luck next time C-town.

[sachmo71]

Bah. Good going C-Town. DONT SCREW IT UP!

[Fritz]

Or (Borrowing from heavily from Wilzone)

The game ends at approximately 11:30 EST, but C-Town decides to hang around for another Guinness and a shot of Jaeger. Why? Because he wants to show his sensitive side by watching "One Shining Moment" and getting teary-eyed, not to mention Sh*t-Faced.

11:50 EST - C-Town goes to take a piss for the 15th time this evening. ThreeElle's thinking "what a dork, he even missed the white kid from Duke making all those buckets." While "tucking in" Ctown zips the frank and one bean. Now he knows why his mom made him have a velcro fly on his parchute pants.

12:00 EST - Ctown comes out of the can dripping with sweat. ThreeElle has been talking with a burn victim with a serious speech impediment in the corner and has hardly missed Ctown. Ctown says "grab yer stuff sweet cheeks, its time to get you home.

12:10 EST - Minutes before arriving at 3-L's dorm, she asks C-Town if he will want to come in. He accepts. [C-town's thinks out loud] Haha...screw Wilzone and the rest of those idiots. 100-1 odds my ass. 3-L is getting a good a$$ pounding tonight. Oh yeah!!! [/C-town's thinks out loud]

12:11 EST - Ctown realizes he just said that out loud.

12:12 EST - ThreeElle sprays him with mace and runs into the dorm, hitting the campus police "panic button" as she runs.

12:29 EST - As ThreeElle watches from behind safety glass, the campus police run up on Ctown and beat him billy clubs.

12:45 EST - The campus police stop beating Ctown and vanish as quickly as they arrived.

12:50 EST - Ctown hobbles up to the dorm door, where ThreeElle is frozen in fright. Ctown says, "I had a great time tonight, do you want to get together this weekend? ThreeElle shrieks and runs upstairs.

1:05 EST - C-town gets home and is left to blame the Guinness for his horrible night. Looking down he notices the "bean" is still poking out.

1:15 EST - He logs onto the computer to pretend as though everything was perfect.

Better luck next time C-town.


[This message has been edited by Fritz (edited 04-03-2001).]

[The Mike]

Fritz that was one of the funniest things I've read in my entire life.

[FishFan]

Will someone please kill this thread. It's boring me to death.

[Wilzone]

I like your piece better Fritz.

At least I provided the "Mad Libs" foundation for your masterpiece. You just filled in the blanks with hilarious additions. I have to admit that the "pulled over by police" bit wasn't great...I think that that the "thinking out loud, being sprayed with mace and being beaten by campus police for 16 minutes" was much more exciting. It sounds like C-town had some bad luck.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Wilzone:
I like yours better Fritz.
At least I provided the "Mad Libs" foundation for your masterpiece. You just filled in the blanks with hilarious additions. I have to admit that the "pulled over by police" bit wasn't great...I think that that the "thinking out loud, being sprayed with mace and being beaten by campus police for 16 minutes" was much more exciting. It sounds like C-town had some bad luck.

Wilzone - I cracked up when read your version. It inspired me, but I am too lazy to be original.

Don't feel bad for Ctown, either version would be "getting lucky" for him.

[The David Reborn]

She plays softball, watches college basketball, drinks Guinness, and points and giggles at the nudes at a museum of art.

And the ass-kicker - she's a keeper.

Ctown, are you sure you are good enough for this woman?


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-Brodie Bruce from Mallrats

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by The David Reborn:
Ctown, are you sure you are good enough for this woman?

I think the jury is still out on that. BTW, you just reminded me of two things. 1) She loves the Simpsons. 2) She unmercifully cracked on one of her residents with a Pittsburgh Pirates Hat. Seems that growing up in the Natti had at least one positive influence on her

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[The David Reborn]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
1) She loves the Simpsons

You have found her. The woman we shall call Excalibur!

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"You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know s**t?"
-Brodie Bruce from Mallrats

[Morgado]

Originally posted by The David Reborn:
The woman we shall call Excalibur!

Maybe "Lady of the Lake" would be more appropriate. *shurg* Regardless, what a find...

Oh yeah, and for the dutiful report, Ctown will be getting a Scooby snack when I get home in his E-mail account.

(Yes, this is a shameless use of the carrot to ensure compliance... heheh... I will leave use of the whip to 3L)

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Somebody set up us the draft bust.

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[Ctown-Fan]

Zoiks, that is great news.

OK, a couple of things and I will promise to stop bragging. We got onto the topic of British television. Turns out she is a hugh Benny Hill fan, and has the script to The Holy Grail, with all the edited stuff.

Her tennis shoes reek like they are actually used for sports based activities. Which while not pleasing to the nose, is good for the soul.

The only negative so far, she enjoys shopping for clothes.

Well, I guess no one is perfect.

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[Wilzone]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
The only negative so far, she enjoys shopping for clothes.

Well, I guess no one is perfect.

Yeah, but that at least assures you that she is actually a woman. Maybe Fritz will get off of your back now...

[Upstate_New_York]

Is Ctown really worth 294 posts?



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[Morgado]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Turns out she is a huge Benny Hill fan, and has the script to The Holy Grail, with all the edited stuff.

Good... definitely good. She's into the bungholio stuff like the rest of us. I knew a couple of girls in high school who like memorized Holy Grail.

Her tennis shoes reek like they are actually used for sports based activities. Which while not pleasing to the nose, is good for the soul.

Only two minor points about this. First, why the hell was Ctown smelling her shoes? Secondly, was she wearing them while he smelt them or was he just sneaking a whiff when she wasn't looking?

The only negative so far, she enjoys shopping for clothes.

I don't see this as a negative at all - you need some reassurances that she's normal. With so many cool habits (like the pointing and giggling and the Softball), you want to know for sure that there's dainty femininity in the mix. I mean, you need to know that she's not all action and might turn out to be some kind of dominatrix or something. That would be bad.

Wilzone (See Above) has the same angle as me on this one (I think).

Well, I guess no one is perfect.

Is it just me, or does this feel like when Egon Spengler "confessed" he got a 99 on an exam once in school but didn't tell his folks about it?



Upstate (See Above): Maybe not, but 3L sounds like she is.

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The 64 Dollar Question: What *is* The FOF Journal?
Somebody set up us the draft bust.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Wilzone:

Yeah, but that at least assures you that she is actually a woman. Maybe Fritz will get off of your back now...

And you don't think that Trannys like to shop for clothes?

Exibit a.)Smelly shoes - a very male attribute.
Exibit b.) She like Benny Hill. Not a woman trait either.
Exibrt c.) She called her pantyhose socks...
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Poor Ctown, He has found excalibur, and he is only Arther's cousin Earl.

[petrochile]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

The only negative so far, she enjoys shopping for clothes.

Well, I guess no one is perfect.

I like to go shopping for clothes, C-town. When we meet up in the FOBL I am going throw at your players heads, and if the benches clear I will be looking for you in the owner's suite!

[petrochile]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

The only negative so far, she enjoys shopping for clothes.

Well, I guess no one is perfect.

I like to go shopping for clothes, C-town. When we meet up in the FOBL I am going throw at your players heads, and if the benches clear I will be looking for you in the owner's suite!