It hurts when I pee - Page 5

Dr. Sak · 02-28-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

So yer saying he got the clap from the Drumset? WTF did you do to the drumset dude? thats gross!

I'm not sure about clap from the Drumset but I know you can get gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a bathing suit.

Cringer · 02-28-2008, 02:35 PM

He didn't get the clap from the drumset or his barber. If you read the original post it is clear he has had belly button sex and since that is extremely taboo it is no wonder he has been banned.

RendeR · 02-28-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I'm not sure about clap from the Drumset but I know you can get gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a bathing suit.

Ok so who was doing perverted things to the tractor BEFORE you used it to get gonorrhea?

rkmsuf · 02-28-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

He didn't get the clap from the drumset or his barber. If you read the original post it is clear he has had belly button sex and since that is extremely taboo it is no wonder he has been banned.

belly button sex? so you are saying he's a catcher?

or maybe he has an outy?

RendeR · 02-28-2008, 02:39 PM

I have heard of people with a thing for 'outties'.

Cringer · 02-28-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

belly button sex? so you are saying he's a catcher?

or maybe he has an outy?

Or he was with a chick who had an outy. I am not going to guess if it was boy/girl or boy/boy, but it clearly takes an outy from someone.....

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 02:41 PM

Given what Phalid found in there later on, it's not surprising that he may have caught an STD from whomever button-boned him. Black, smelly sperm-leavings are not the mark of a healthy man.

Antmeister · 02-28-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I'm suprised that more people aren't being vocal about the absolute stupidity of this banning.

How exactly do you get more vocal with text? Oh wait...

[MORE VOCAL]Why did you ban the Phallic Valid guy?[/MORE VOCAL]

RendeR · 02-28-2008, 02:46 PM

Yeah like this thread is the mark of a healthy message board either

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Yeah like this thread is the mark of a healthy message board either

Ya but I only post here, so it's not like I'm infecting other message boards with our disease.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

How exactly do you get more vocal with text? Oh wait...

[MORE VOCAL]Why did you ban the Phallic Valid guy?[/MORE VOCAL]

Et tu, Brute?

vocal

adjective
1. relating to or designed for or using the singing voice; "vocal technique"; "the vocal repertoire"; "organized a vocal group to sing his compositions" [ant: instrumental]
2. having or using the power to produce speech or sound; "vocal organs"; "all vocal beings hymned their praise"
3. given to expressing yourself freely or insistently; "outspoken in their opposition to segregation"; "a vocal assembly" [syn: outspoken]
4. full of the sound of voices; "a playground vocal with the shouts and laughter of children"

So there!!!!!!

korme · 02-28-2008, 03:07 PM

As much as I hate to admit it SkyDog is stubborn and we can complain about this 1 million different ways, but there is no way in hell that SkyDog would ever go back on his action and unban someone, even if it was the right thing to do... that'd make him look weak. And we all know this.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 03:12 PM

This is fucking bullshit.

rkmsuf · 02-28-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

This is fucking bullshit.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering which leads to the HNIC smacking you with the bannination stick and laughing his ass off.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

As much as I hate to admit it SkyDog is stubborn and we can complain about this 1 million different ways, but there is no way in hell that SkyDog would ever go back on his action and unban someone, even if it was the right thing to do... that'd make him look weak. And we all know this.

And, as much as I shouldn't say this, that fact actually speaks loudly of his character. Not that I'm perfect, but I'm also not a mod.

korme · 02-28-2008, 03:28 PM

"That thread was made with no hostility whatsoever! Look, all of the regulars are having a good time responding to it! This is too much!"

rkmsuf · 02-28-2008, 03:34 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether people broke a few rules, or took advantage of our regualar forum guests. (They did.) But you can't hold phalid responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then you have to blame the entire message board system. And if the entire message board system is guilty, then is this not an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, SkyDog! Is this not an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to phalid - but I am not going to stand here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 03:36 PM

That's an unusually long post rkmsuf.

Logan · 02-28-2008, 03:37 PM

Phree Phalid Phinally.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 03:43 PM

I like Shorty's sig.

Passacaglia · 02-28-2008, 03:50 PM

what worse, ban stick or kidney stone?

timmynausea · 02-28-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

Sometimes Malvert pee red.

I can't believe Malvert made it to FOFC. It's like my whole life has now officially come full circle.

st.cronin · 02-28-2008, 04:02 PM

That post by SkyDog might be the worst post he's ever made. How can anybody possibly respect him.

MJ4H · 02-28-2008, 04:27 PM

korme · 02-28-2008, 04:27 PM

I like MikeVic's sig.

DanGarion · 02-28-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

And, as much as I shouldn't say this, that fact actually speaks loudly of his character. Not that I'm perfect, but I'm also not a mod.

If he would admit he (or whoever it was that did it) made a mistake that would speak much for his character then to have too much pride to admit to a mistake.

k0ruptr · 02-28-2008, 04:33 PM

fuck this
phree phalid

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 04:45 PM

Wow. You guys have no life.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 04:46 PM

You have no life RedKingGold. Get off the internet.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I like MikeVic's sig.

Thank you.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by k0ruptr

fuck this
phree phalid

We can get Phish to play at the benefit concert.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

You have no life RedKingGold. Get off the internet.

But where else will I get midget porn without leaving my house?

Subby · 02-28-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

You have no life RedKingGold. Get off the internet.

Yeah you are suffocating it you stupid cow.

DanGarion · 02-28-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Wow. You guys have no life.

And telling us we have no life is supposed to somehow define yours?

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Yeah you are suffocating it you stupid cow.

Just tell your mom to pinch my leg when she needs air bitchtits.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Just tell your mom to pinch my leg when she needs air bitchtits.

REPORTED TO A HIGHER AUTHORITAY

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

And telling us we have no life is supposed to somehow define yours?

Save the Cheerleader.
Save the World.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

But where else will I get midget porn without leaving my house?

PM Subby. He's into the little people wholesale business. Same day shipping and very reliable, and great selection - midget or dwarf.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 04:54 PM

That's it. I'm leaving here.

Peace out FOFC. Goodluck getting along without me.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

PM Subby. He's into the little people wholesale business. Same day shipping and very reliable, and great selection - midget or dwarf.

How soon we forget. Fritz has the midget hookup, not me.

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:02 PM

And FWIW - everyone is wasting their breath. There is a zero % chance this guy will ever get reinstated by the board's owner. Every post in this thread pushes that percentage into the negative (if my math is correct.)

Cringer · 02-28-2008, 05:04 PM

How far into the negative numbers do you think we could get it?

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:05 PM

So far that he would have no choice but to reinstate the kid.

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

And FWIW - everyone is wasting their breath. There is a zero % chance this guy will ever get reinstated by the board's owner. Every post in this thread pushes that percentage into the negative (if my math is correct.)

Gosh, you're an asshole.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Gosh, you're an asshole.

ZINGGGGG

Subby · 02-28-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Gosh, you're an asshole.

oh i guess this is where we wrestle

MalcPow · 02-28-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

So far that he would have no choice but to reinstate the kid.

My scout has this possibility as Very Overrated.

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Gosh, you're an asshole.

Didn't you leave?

RedKingGold · 02-28-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

oh i guess this is where we wrestle

I'm serious now. You're really starting to piss me off. Why do you have to be such an asshole. God.

mckerney · 02-28-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

And FWIW - everyone is wasting their breath. There is a zero % chance this guy will ever get reinstated by the board's owner. Every post in this thread pushes that percentage into the negative (if my math is correct.)

Even though we know he's neither an attention whore, a troll, or a banned former member trying to be a troll and attention whore? Awesome.

02-28-2008, 02:35 PM	#202
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	He didn't get the clap from the drumset or his barber. If you read the original post it is clear he has had belly button sex and since that is extremely taboo it is no wonder he has been banned. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-28-2008, 02:39 PM	#205
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I have heard of people with a thing for 'outties'. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

02-28-2008, 02:41 PM	#207
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Given what Phalid found in there later on, it's not surprising that he may have caught an STD from whomever button-boned him. Black, smelly sperm-leavings are not the mark of a healthy man. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-28-2008, 02:46 PM	#209
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Yeah like this thread is the mark of a healthy message board either __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

02-28-2008, 03:28 PM	#216
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	"That thread was made with no hostility whatsoever! Look, all of the regulars are having a good time responding to it! This is too much!" Last edited by korme : 02-28-2008 at 03:28 PM.

02-28-2008, 03:07 PM	#212
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	As much as I hate to admit it SkyDog is stubborn and we can complain about this 1 million different ways, but there is no way in hell that SkyDog would ever go back on his action and unban someone, even if it was the right thing to do... that'd make him look weak. And we all know this.

02-28-2008, 03:12 PM	#213
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	This is fucking bullshit.

02-28-2008, 03:34 PM	#217
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether people broke a few rules, or took advantage of our regualar forum guests. (They did.) But you can't hold phalid responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then you have to blame the entire message board system. And if the entire message board system is guilty, then is this not an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, SkyDog! Is this not an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to phalid - but I am not going to stand here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-28-2008, 03:36 PM	#218
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	That's an unusually long post rkmsuf.

02-28-2008, 03:37 PM	#219
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Phree Phalid Phinally.

02-28-2008, 03:43 PM	#220
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like Shorty's sig.

02-28-2008, 03:50 PM	#221
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	what worse, ban stick or kidney stone?

02-28-2008, 04:02 PM	#223
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	That post by SkyDog might be the worst post he's ever made. How can anybody possibly respect him. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-28-2008, 04:27 PM	#224
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	__________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

02-28-2008, 04:27 PM	#225
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I like MikeVic's sig.

02-28-2008, 04:33 PM	#227
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	fuck this phree phalid __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

02-28-2008, 04:45 PM	#228
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Wow. You guys have no life.

02-28-2008, 04:46 PM	#229
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	You have no life RedKingGold. Get off the internet.

02-28-2008, 04:54 PM	#239
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	That's it. I'm leaving here. Peace out FOFC. Goodluck getting along without me.

02-28-2008, 05:02 PM	#241
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	And FWIW - everyone is wasting their breath. There is a zero % chance this guy will ever get reinstated by the board's owner. Every post in this thread pushes that percentage into the negative (if my math is correct.) __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-28-2008, 05:04 PM	#242
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	How far into the negative numbers do you think we could get it? __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-28-2008, 05:05 PM	#243
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	So far that he would have no choice but to reinstate the kid. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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