New girl!! - Page 5

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

It's only a betrayal if the guy's spouse/girlfriend thinks there is a problem with their man viewing porn, hot or not discussions, talking about who they'd hit, or what not.

I am not one of those gals.

I'm just curious who Arles thinks is hot - other than me of course.

And did that change once you got married Farrah? Or did you always not care what your man did?

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Translation: He's BORING!

Boring is safe! And as soon as he reads this thread he's going to try and change that...thanks guys

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Boring is safe! And as soon as he reads this thread he's going to try and change that...thanks guys

That's why you meet him at the door wearing a leather bustier, a can of whipped cream in one hand and a whip in the other.

Or have I said too much?

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Guys who turn me on, Lumberjacks.

Umm.... you do realize Mask was just kidding about being open minded around here.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I think that's just cuervo and me...

I think that's.........EVERY MAN.

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Boring is safe! And as soon as he reads this thread he's going to try and change that...thanks guys

You're welcome.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

And did that change once you got married Farrah? Or did you always not care what your man did?

Thinking someone else is hot, watching porn and discussing stuff like that with his guy friends is not the same as doing someone else or making a porn flic.

I would care if he crossed the line from thinking/viewing into action. Unless of course I was involved too.

I would like to think I've been this way since we got married, but you'd have to ask Arles. I think finally being comfortable with my body helped - that happened a couple years ago.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Thinking someone else is hot, watching porn and discussing stuff like that with his guy friends is not the same as doing someone else or making a porn flic.

I would care if he crossed the line from thinking/viewing into action. Unless of course I was involved too.

I love you.

CamEdwards · 01-05-2005, 04:24 PM

i think Jeeber calling himself a dirty little slut might be the funniest thing I've read on here in awhile.

BTW, Jeebs... you have a PM

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I love you.

you sure seem to be spreading that love around a lot.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

i think Jeeber calling himself a dirty little slut might be the funniest thing I've read on here in awhile.

BTW, Jeebs... you have a PM

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

you sure seem to be spreading that love around a lot.

Im a giver.

Loren · 01-05-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

damn, wonder if my wife pops up now? she is registered already I know, but she is disppointed she can't have an avatar showing her cleavage

You rang??

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

You rang??

How yoooo doin?

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

You rang??

I may not have your husband's girth, but I know I could please you. Give me a ring the next time you're in the ND-MN area, k?

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 04:34 PM

*smacks forehead*

Why do I have Dan from Night Court's famous line running through my brain now (or what's left of it after a goofy day at work and a CRAZY day here)

Me Tarzan. You Luuuucky...

Laughs

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I may not have your husband's girth

What about length?

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:41 PM

Don't be shy, Loren. We'll go to a Vikings-Packers game sometime. Or we could just watch it at my apartment and eat frozen pizza.

I'll be honest. I live off my parents, have been in four different colleges now, and have a plethora of personal problems. BUT besides that I've got everything a girl needs, plus girls tell me I smell good.

PS - I love your idea of colored text. Red is teh hawt!

Loren · 01-05-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I may not have your husband's girth, but I know I could please you. Give me a ring the next time you're in the ND-MN area, k?

aww Im feeling tingly all over and stuff from the welcomes, i think those were kinda welcomes.. Sovereignstar, ill put your name on my map of contacts for that area

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:42 PM

She can post on the IFL board........with an avatar........with cleavage.......that is big.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

aww Im feeling tingly all over and stuff from the welcomes, i think those were kinda welcomes.. Sovereignstar, ill put your name on my map of contacts for that area

He'll get you any kind of ice cream you want, he's shivalress like that.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'll be honest. I live off my parents, have been in four different colleges now, and have a plethora of personal problems. BUT besides that I've got everything a girl needs, plus girls tell me I smell good.

Just to clarify - living off your parents isn't the same as living with them? Correct? Your apartment isn't in the basement of their house?

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

She can post on the IFL board........with an avatar........with cleavage.......that is big.

Not sure if I am willing to let her invade that board too....maybe I can make her a reporter.

Alan T · 01-05-2005, 04:46 PM

I really like this thread.

I also like how it looks like SirFozzie started a thread called "New Girl"

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Not sure if I am willing to let her invade that board too....maybe I can make her a reporter.

bE CAREFULL, You how Charles Yon is with reporters, ask Bobbi Dallas about the IFL halftime interlude.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Just to clarify - living off your parents isn't the same as living with them? Correct? Your apartment isn't in the basement of their house?

Correct. But, I do go over to their place on the weekends and basically set up shop there while they are at the lakes. They have everything that I don't.

1. Fast internet connection
2. Italian leather sofa
3. Cable
4. Food

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan T

I really like this thread.

I also like how it looks like SirFozzie started a thread called "New Girl"

Don't make me KEEL YOU TOO!

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

What about length?

I'm pretty certain that I'm taller than him, but he may have larger shoes if that's what you were getting at.

Maple Leafs · 01-05-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan T

Well I love the RWBL.. Does that count?

I think she was referring to requited love.

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'm pretty certain that I'm taller than him, but he may have larger shoes if that's what you were getting at.

my shoe sie = 12

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Correct. But, I do go over to their place on the weekends and basically set up shop there while they are at the lakes. They have everything that I don't.

1. Fast internet connection
2. Italian leather sofa
3. Cable
4. Food

Maybe you should have suggested you and Loren watch games at your parents house instead? Chicks dig leather. Or even the house at the lakes? Chicks dig vacation homes.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Maybe you should have suggested you and Loren watch games at your parents house instead? Chicks dig leather. Or even the house at the lakes? Chicks dig vacation homes.

Very good point. I actually had sex on that leather sofa before, but no need to worry - no mess - she was on top.

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Maybe you should have suggested you and Loren watch games at your parents house instead? Chicks dig leather. Or even the house at the lakes? Chicks dig vacation homes.

haha, not that chick. that one is anti-leather.

in fact, keep the leather chaps in the closet sov.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Maybe you should have suggested you and Loren watch games at your parents house instead? Chicks dig leather. Or even the house at the lakes? Chicks dig vacation homes.

Thats odd, i wear lots of leather and chicks usualy dont flock to me. Maybe its the handlebar mustache.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

my shoe sie = 12

Damn.. knew it!! I'm size 11. I'm 6'3" and I may have grown. Your height, sir? For tarzan reasons...

Alan T · 01-05-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

I think she was referring to requited love.

Seems to be a reoccuring theme in my life....

Cringer · 01-05-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Damn.. knew it!! I'm size 11. I'm 6'3" and I may have grown. Your height, sir? For tarzan reasons...

you are taller then almost 4 inches. i am just over 5'11"

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Thats odd, i wear lots of weather and chicks usualy dont flock to me. Maybe its the handlebar mustache.

Chicks do not dig handlebar mustaches.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Chicks do not dig handlebar mustaches.

What about my unicycle?

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 04:58 PM

psst, Farrah, I know Visual Basic 6 and some HTML, but don't let Arlie know.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

What about my unicycle?

Mmmmmk. Are you in the circus?

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 05:01 PM

this thread is great. I'm too lazy to add anything to it right now, but it's really good stuff

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Mmmmmk. Are you in the circus?

Im trying to think of a witty thing to say. And for the first time ever, I have none.

vtbub · 01-05-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Don't make me KEEL YOU TOO!

I thought that surgery was supposed to lower your testostorone.

*drives really, REALLY, fast*

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

psst, Farrah, I know Visual Basic 6 and some HTML, but don't let Arlie know.

I can fit my fist in my mouth, and snap my finger back to touch my wrist.
SCREW YOU.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Im trying to think of a witty thing to say. And for the first time ever, I have none.

A clear sign that you should ditch the unicycle.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

A clear sign that you should ditch the unicycle.

Why do you keep saying things i cant think of responses to?

JonInMiddleGA · 01-05-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Im trying to think of a witty thing to say. And for the first time ever, I have none.

A couple of things ...

1) I'm reminded here of the old "Howdy ma'am, my name is Bucky Goldstein" punchline. If you know that one (aka "The Jewish Cowboy" joke), perhaps you could mine that area for a possible witty remark.

2) This is not the first time, trust me

edit to add: Some versions of the joke referenced substitute the name "Tonto Goldberg".

Loren · 01-05-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Chicks do not dig handlebar mustaches.

omg I dooo, but im weird like that

... and NO on the leather...girth, length, only matters if you're missing arms and hands

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Why do you keep saying things i cant think of responses to?

I'm just trying to help you with your witty banter. Chicks dig witty banter. Chicks really dig a good belly laugh. Can you make chicks laugh?

01-05-2005, 04:24 PM	#209
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	i think Jeeber calling himself a dirty little slut might be the funniest thing I've read on here in awhile. BTW, Jeebs... you have a PM __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

01-05-2005, 04:34 PM	#216
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	smacks forehead Why do I have Dan from Night Court's famous line running through my brain now (or what's left of it after a goofy day at work and a CRAZY day here) Me Tarzan. You Luuuucky... Laughs __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-05-2005, 05:01 PM	#242
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	this thread is great. I'm too lazy to add anything to it right now, but it's really good stuff __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-05-2005, 04:41 PM	#218
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Don't be shy, Loren. We'll go to a Vikings-Packers game sometime. Or we could just watch it at my apartment and eat frozen pizza. I'll be honest. I live off my parents, have been in four different colleges now, and have a plethora of personal problems. BUT besides that I've got everything a girl needs, plus girls tell me I smell good. PS - I love your idea of colored text. Red is teh hawt!

01-05-2005, 04:42 PM	#220
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	She can post on the IFL board........with an avatar........with cleavage.......that is big.

01-05-2005, 04:46 PM	#224
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	I really like this thread. I also like how it looks like SirFozzie started a thread called "New Girl"

01-05-2005, 04:58 PM	#240
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	psst, Farrah, I know Visual Basic 6 and some HTML, but don't let Arlie know.

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