OT-How Long To Call?

[FishFan]

So have you guys hooked up yet? If not, what's the delay?

[Ctown-Fan]

I'll give you an update later this evening . . .I am going out to have coffee with a friend.

Actually, I have to listen to her debate over whether she is getting married or breaking up with jer significant other.

It is good to be at the beginning and not the potential end of a relationship.

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[Daimyo]

Originally posted by Critch:
Would they let a single male adopt a daughter?

I wanted to adopt a 19 year old Korean girl, but my fiance wouldn't let me... jkjkjk

[petrochile]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I'll give you an update later this evening . . .I am going out to have coffee with a friend.

Actually, I have to listen to her debate over whether she is getting married or breaking up with jer significant other.

It is good to be at the beginning and not the potential end of a relationship.

You should direct her to us, we have done a decent job with your situation, God only knows where you would be with out us!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I'll give you an update later this evening . . .I am going out to have coffee with a friend.

Hey - that would be a great idea for a date!

Actually, I have to listen to her debate over whether she is getting married or breaking up with jer significant other.

If she has to ask the question she should pull the plug.
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While she is vulnerable you should give her a good poke.

Nothing takes a man,s mind off of sex like sex.

If you are going to do it, I would suggest laying some ears of corn around the bed. She will wonder what they are for, and keep her mind off your, ah, member.

[Ctown-Fan]

Beers Monday at 9 (pm of course)

Yes, this means I have a second date!

BTW, she hates Clowns. Something about scary oil paintings in her home as a child.

[This message has been edited by Ctown-Fan (edited 03-27-2001).]

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
While she is vulnerable you should give her a good poke.

Sorry Dude as much as I love my friend (and she is beautiful) I would never go there. She used to um, "date" my college roomate. That is something I don't want to have in my history.



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[Alf]

Man, that is a thread !!! Already over 200 posts in this thread.

I hope SHE doesn't plat FOF so she can't see this :-)

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Alf

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Sorry Dude as much as I love my friend (and she is beautiful) I would never go there. She used to um, "date" my college roomate. That is something I don't want to have in my history.

That's thre problem with male feminists, they never know when a good poke is in order. Someone drive up to Clevelandand show Ctown how to get the job done.

Note: Ctown made no mention about the corn, he must be using some of my ideas....

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Note: Ctown made no mention about the corn, he must be using some of my ideas....

Nah, I, ummm, ummm, wouldn't want to make the corn jealous

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[Fritz]

CTown -

If you want to intimidate her swap the corn out for pineapples and a bag of rubber fishing worms, the kind with the bright red sickle tails.

[Wilzone]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
She used to um, "date" my college roomate. That is something I don't want to have in my history.

I hear you man. My girlfriend right now used to um, "date" (more like screw around with) one of my best friends and I still have some problems getting over it. But he had no hard feelings about it (they only "screwed around" for a few months) and she has never mentioned anything about him once....so it hasn't really gotten in the way of anything.

She also dated Jeff Halpern (young forward for the Washington Capitals) and every time he scores I get a little jealous. I don't know why. I should be excited that a young, up-and-coming hockey stud dated my girlfriend, but for some reason I get jealous. I went to a game a few weeks ago and they had Halpern on the big screen doing a "Mission Impossible" skit (his mission was to destroy the NY Rangers). All of the girls were screaming....and I got a little jealous.

But you can't let stupid things like who a girl dated in the past get in the way of your feelings.....

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

BTW, she hates Clowns. Something about scary oil paintings in her home as a child.

How on earth did you work that into the conversation?

[Wilzone]

Damn him....LOL

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Wilzone:
But you can't let stupid things like who a girl dated in the past get in the way of your feelings.....

Oh, Wilzone those are very good points, and I can understand your frustration--it is a perfectly normal human response.

I guess I should qualify the fact that I "love" her. She is a friend and I love her like I love all my friends. Nothing more than that. I don't, as Fritz so eloquently put it, "poke" my friends. That was a college thing that lead to too much emotional baggage.

Originally posted by sachmo71:
How on earth did you work that into the conversation?

Interesting conversational linking:
We started talking about how students seemed so much younger than we are. She is 24 and I am working my way to 27. I mentioned that I used an activity in class that referenced out of date pop culture and sometimes aspects of the discussion failed because my students were to young. That led to a discussion of Big Bird, who frightened her when she was young, which lead to the fear of clowns--is there a phobia word for that? The irrational fear of clowns? How about the rational fear of them (IMO, fearing clowns is completly rational) anyhow, I am getting away from the issue.

The issue is that I can work anything into a discussion--although I will admit I wasn't thinking of Clown School when I brought that up . . . .

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
That led to a discussion of Big Bird, who frightened her when she was young, which lead to the fear of clowns--is there a phobia word for that? The irrational fear of clowns? How about the rational fear of them (IMO, fearing clowns is completly rational) anyhow, I am getting away from the issue.

Duh! Clownophobia (popularly known as bozo syndrome) and bigfakeyellowbirdophobia repsectively.

[NoMyths]

Who knew that this topic would end up spawning over 200 replies? Anybody happen to know off-hand what the record is?

It's always better NOT to know the girl's history, I think...just watch Chasing Amy. As Hooper X says, anything that you can imagine doing with your girl has already been done with her by someone else.

Unless you're the first to introduce her to the Dirty Sanchez.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by NoMyths:
It's always better NOT to know the girl's history, I think.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Originally posted by NoMyths:
As Hooper X says, anything that you can imagine doing with your girl has already been done with her by someone else.

I disagree with this. I ALWAYS went out of my way to be, ah, creative.


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[petrochile]

Originally posted by NoMyths:


It's always better NOT to know the girl's history, I think...just watch Chasing Amy. As Hooper X says, anything that you can imagine doing with your girl has already been done with her by someone else.

What a great movie, my favorite line from the movie is this one, "She migt have more diseases then that monkey from Outbreak!"

Man, that movie is in my top 5 of movies. I just love the begining when Hooper X is talking about Star Wars.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by petrochile:
Man, that movie is in my top 5 of movies. I just love the begining when Hooper X is talking about Star Wars.

I agree, although I didn't really like the "all a lesbian needs is a good man" premise behind it. Does anyone else think Clerks and Chasing Amy were great, but Mallrats was a huge dissapointment? I know that I did . . .

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I agree, although I didn't really like the "all a lesbian needs is a good man" premise behind it

Anti-Man!

For your own good...

As King of the Dutch I sentence you to 2 hours of Andrew Dice Clay recordings and proclaim that you can not retaliate when you occupy the throne!

You will thank me in the morning.

[petrochile]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I agree, although I didn't really like the "all a lesbian needs is a good man" premise behind it. Does anyone else think Clerks and Chasing Amy were great, but Mallrats was a huge dissapointment? I know that I did . . .

I agree Mallrats isn't as good as the other two. Even though Clerks was very funny, they conflicts in it seemed more real and serious, not as goofy as Mallrats, but Mallrats is a very funny movie though.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
As King of the Dutch I sentence you to 2 hours of Andrew Dice Clay recordings and proclaim that you can not retaliate when you occupy the throne!

Damn, I was thinking of sutting you down with some good reading, Anne Laffoon, Gyatri Spivak and the like

However, rover evidently took over?

All you base belong to rover?

Yuck!


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[Passacaglia]

Personally, I enjoyed Mallrats more than Clerks. Maybe it was because of the crowd I saw Clerks with (the gross-out humor got more laughs than the parts that were truly funny). Althouh, an interesting point about Clerks, I saw this thing on Bravo where Kevin Smith was talking about it, and he showed a scene that someone (I forget who) convinced him to take out. In that scene (the last one) Dante gets shot by a robber as he closes up. Kind of depressing, to say the least.

And I like Mallrats! Sure, it was goofy, but there's nothing wrong with that.

But of course, my favorite was Chasing Amy. I don't think that there really was a premise of "any lesbian needs a good man" -- after all, it comes out later that she wasn't merely a lesbian in the first place. Since everyone is spouting favorite lines, I'll give mine: "What's a Nubian?" Any scene with Hooper X is a great one.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

Damn, I was thinking of sutting you down with some good reading, Anne Laffoon, Gyatri Spivak and the like

Yep, you co to Amazon and look up Feminist Commentary and those are the names you get.

Nooooo thank you.

[sachmo71]

If Clerks had ended the way it was originally shot, Kevin Smith's career probably would have ended there. Dogma was the best of all, IMHO. I work with some very religious people, and quotes from Dogma ALWAYS make me VERY popular with them...

[Brillig]

BTW, a generally accepted term for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.

(careening ever further off topic)

[Morgado]

Dammit. Anticipation of Ctown's next "dynasty report" is almost as bad as anticipation of TCY...

If the Thursday update doesn't deliver, there'll be hell to pay.

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Somebody set up us the draft bust.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Damn him....

Wilzone, remember this--you can still chew your food without specially created dental equipment--he cannot.
So even if you loose the girl, you will still have your teeth.

There is a lot to be said for that!

Brillig,

thanks. By chance do you know what the origins of that are?

Alf, I cannot believe people are still reading and posting to this thread . . . I don't think I have to worry about her finding it--as long as I gag Zippy and lock him in a closet

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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Morgado:
Dammit. Anticipation of Ctown's next "dynasty report" is almost as bad as anticipation of TCY...

If the Thursday update doesn't deliver, there'll be hell to pay.

LOL!
Morgado,

Sadly, you will have to wait until tuesday for an update--we have a late monday night date.

I will keep you informed however.

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[Haji]

I suffer from a fear of clowns. I speak about it to my students as my therapy. They always give me a hard time, but I feel better after I am finished. Clowns are freaky, scary, and evil. I had a little clown doll when I was little that tired to kill me. I have never been the same.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I don't think I have to worry about her finding it--as long as I gag Zippy and lock him in a closet

Is that what you call your penis, Zippy? And why don't you want her to find "him"?

Personally, I think Zippy is a poor name for a penis, it gives one the impression that that the deed will be a quick one, too quick.

You know, you talk about your penis an awfull lot on the forum.

[Ctown-Fan]

Zippy,

Feel free to kick Fritz in the nuts. Blackie would approve of that.

Fritz,

I actually have never brought up my penis in the forum--insert your own joke here--usually it is in respose to an attempt from you to challenge my manhood and its utility as a participant in special relations.

So I guess you would be incorrect in the comments.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

Fritz,

I actually have never brought up my penis in the forum--insert your own joke here--usually it is in respose to an attempt from you to challenge my manhood and its utility as a participant in special relations.

So I guess you would be incorrect in the comments.

I said you talk about your penis, and you say that you do not, and then you procede to talk about it.

Your are the one who is incorrect, and denial hurts no one but yourself.


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[sachmo71]

BUMP! For Da Bears Fan! Hoooray for in-depth analysis!

[Upstate_New_York]

As far as this thread of conversation goes... I quote Star Trek III:

Kirk, watching the Enterprise flame through the atmosphere, says to McCoy: "My God, Bones. What have I done?"

[The David Reborn]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

BTW, she hates Clowns.

When The David Reborn first read this he thought it said that she hates Ctowns. The David Reborn was glad he was wrong because he hates when people refer to themselves in the third person. Looks like The David Reborn might need glasses.

Also, to fellow Kevin Smith fans, don't forget Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is due out in August. It is supposed to be the final chapter of the Jay & Bob saga.

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by The David Reborn:

Also, to fellow Kevin Smith fans, don't forget Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is due out in August. It is supposed to be the final chapter of the Jay & Bob saga.

AWESOME!

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
In general I hate smileys and will not use them.

Hey Fritz,



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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Hey Fritz,

You are mean person. I hope you get the runs on your next long drive.

[ctmason]

Originally posted by Haji:
I suffer from a fear of clowns. I speak about it to my students as my therapy. They always give me a hard time, but I feel better after I am finished. Clowns are freaky, scary, and evil. I had a little clown doll when I was little that tired to kill me. I have never been the same.

Hmmm...don't remember that episode of Jonny Quest. Of course that was "Hadji" with a D wasn't it.

While we're on the subject, my favorite Jonny Quest quote from Roger T. "Race" Bannon, featuring the vocal talents of Mike Road:

Race: "Not only is the gargoyle not real, this gargoyle's been shot."

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Powdered Doughnut Lover

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[Fritz]

This thread will stay on the front page FOREVER.

[Ctown-Fan]

If you think I am going to kiss and tell you are sadly mistaken!

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[Critch]

Originally posted by Fritz:
This thread will stay on the front page FOREVER.

Or until CTown gets dumped.

Whichever comes first.

[Ctown-Fan]

Thanks for the words of encouragement Critch.

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[sachmo71]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
If you think I am going to kiss and tell you are sadly mistaken!

So he is saying he is done with telling us juicy details on this thread, eh? Am I right? If so, this thread should die a horrible death...but not C-Town. I don't think he meant for it to reach this proportion. Maybe it should now go to the second page. Then third, and so on. If C-Town ain't going to update, I'm done with this thread.

[Fritz]

We had a Lojack and Motion Dectector implanted in Ctown when he passed out from inhaling too much paint last week. We know all.

All your booty are belong to us.

[Ctown-Fan]

An update (sort of) for sachmo71:
This is sort of in the same vein, but a little different . . . I am sure you will appreciate this. It shoes the underbelly (you know where your keys are) on human nature, but I believe it is perfectly normal to look forward to this. Heh--I will enjoy this.

This all of course depends on the success of the next date and if there will be future ones . . .

Anyhow, my ex-girlfriend and I still talk on occasion, and I don't find it to be an enjoyable expereince. One of the things she used to gripe about (when we were dating) was how she found out a previous boyfriend from college had started dating someone else. She called down to Boston to make arrangements for a wedding she was going to. She needed to talk to her ex about directions or something. Well, one of her ex's roomates answered the phone and said that he was out with his girlfriend. Needless to say she was a little surprised that he didn't tell her. Actually, she was ripsh*t about it.

Well, I feel that I need to tell her that I have begun dating again. Ah, who am I kidding, I want to rub her nose in it. I know it will really bother her. So, although that has nothing to do with my interest in 3L, it is an added benefit.

I'll of course down play the whole thing, but it will feel good to get back at the girl who dumped me in January.

Oh yeah, for those of you who might make rebound comments, we basically have been broken up since October, it just became "official" in January.

Am I spiteful? I actually think this is a normal human response.

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[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

I'll of course down play the whole thing, but it will feel good to get back at the girl who dumped me in January.

...

Am I spiteful? I actually think this is a normal human response.

[Evil Fritz]
If the ex was self-concious about anything (nose, ass, breasts, intelligence) make sure to throw into the conversation that ThreeElle has a "great x."

Also throw in "this is unlike any relationship I have ever had, I am actually Enjoying myself. Its not like work at all."

Buahhahhahhahha!
[/Evil Fritz]

[The David Reborn]

Fritz, have you ever considered writing a book? Better yet, maybe a late night cable call in show. This stuff is priceless.

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"I am in a room with Greg. We are over looking a large concert arena. The bass player from W.A.S.P. comes in and tells us that his band is stronger than ever."
- Henry Rollins (desribing a dream he once had)