New girl!! - Page 3

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Arles spent a ton of time here when he discovered FOF. I started seeing less and less of him. You know that old saying..."Can't beat 'em, join 'em"? Well no amount of begging, nudity, or threatening convinced Arles to give the FOFC addiction up.

So I joined.

You were on the right track with the nudity bit...

(insert "pix pls" quote here...)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

and now what is he going to do to get YOU away from FOFC?

Jewelry works well, cash is always appropriate.

Balldog · 01-05-2005, 03:15 PM

96 posts and no pix yet .... boo!

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

and now what is he going to do to get YOU away from FOFC?

I can't wait until my boyfriend finally figures out the tables have turned!! I'll just have to be too busy too cook dinner tonite because "there are just too many posts to reply to!!" I don't think he'll want to taste his own medicine!!!

JeeberD · 01-05-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Besides being the sexiest guy around these parts, I'm also the resident PI.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...5&postcount=12

Dammit, and I knew it from memory.

The girl is also damn smart. She's a huge Astros fan...

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Jewelry works well, cash is always appropriate.

Sparkly things are nice....

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Jewelry works well, cash is always appropriate.

And dragging christmas trees out of the living room is good too?

Antmeister · 01-05-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I hate to tell you, but when you were trying for your comeback.. well, I'll let her break it to you.

I messed up! It's you two, and then Radii and oliegirl. I'll go fix.

Darn you Shorty!!! Darn you!!!

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I can't wait until my boyfriend finally figures out the tables have turned!! I'll just have to be too busy too cook dinner tonite because "there are just too many posts to reply to!!" I don't think he'll want to taste his own medicine!!!

You forget, ma'am.. the ineffable fact of maleness..

We don't cook when we can order takeout.

GrantDawg · 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM

My wife posts here.

JeeberD · 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I heart JeeberD.....but don't tell anyone...it's a secret.

You got the sexiest man boobs I've ever seen, Big Boy...

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Shhh... it's a secret. I am sure you smart, witty guys will be able to figure it out somehow, some day

uh oh...you sure you don't mean cocky and funny, Horns fan?

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM

Damnit, you figured me out. And Goldeneagle probably won't be too happy when he finds out that i'm here. Especially when you guys realize I'm funnier and cooler than he is. Good job sovereignstar, you're a quick one.

korme · 01-05-2005, 03:20 PM

yea, no one really knows about this. i just don't know how i'd explain it.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

married, hence the hyphened last name. Arlie Rahn (arles), Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I need to pay more attention before I get dubbed as the "slow girl". I promise to be more aware!!

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I need to pay more attention before I get dubbed as the "slow girl". I promise to be more aware!!

Don't worry.. there are no pop quizzes here.. for at least a week anyway.

Be careful tho, it's Pledge Rush week after that.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 03:21 PM

Astros and Longhorns, what could be more right?

korme · 01-05-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Damnit, you figured me out. And Goldeneagle probably won't be too happy when he finds out that i'm here. Especially when you guys realize I'm funnier and cooler than he is. Good job sovereignstar, you're a quick one.

1) i will fix my post to include GE with you
2) sovereign really needs some custom title displaying his ninja skills at this stuff

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Astros and Longhorns, what could be more right?

Red Sox and Eagles, of course :P

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

And Goldeneagle probably won't be too happy when he finds out that i'm here. Especially when you guys realize I'm funnier and cooler than he is.

Well, it's not that that's a tough accomplishment...

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Well it's certainly a start. Actually I need to paint the bathroom, that will help too.

Did he sign a prenuptial, signing over certain important parts of his body when he married you, Farrah, or did that come after you married?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

And dragging christmas trees out of the living room is good too?

Well it's certainly a start. Actually I need to paint the bathroom, that will help too.

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 03:24 PM

Drag the christmas tree out...paint the bathroom....damn I'm happy I'm not married.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Don't worry.. there are no pop quizzes here.. for at least a week anyway.

Be careful tho, it's Pledge Rush week after that.

"Thank you sir, may I have another!!!!"

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The girl is also damn smart. She's a huge Astros fan...

these sentences are mutually exclusive.

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I don't think anyone in my personal life knows about this place. I come here to escape my personal reality, not to bring my personal reality to my virtual one. There's internet Sab and rea life Sab. If real life Sab posts on this board, he will KILL internet Sab.

Plus, if my girl read half the stuff I wrote, I'm sure she'd get offended and stopped fucking me, and we can't have that happening.

seconded.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Red Sox and Eagles, of course :P

That's a beautiful combo!

Ksyrup · 01-05-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Just for the record ... what is the appropriate amount of mourning time before we hit on her?

Ask HM.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Did he sign a prenuptial, signing over certain important parts of his body when he married you, Farrah, or did that come after you married?

If he signed a certain important body part over to me, do you think he would be posting here still?

Lorena · 01-05-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Astros and Longhorns, what could be more right?

Dodgers and Chargers of course!!

Ragone · 01-05-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dammit, and I knew it from memory.

The girl is also damn smart. She's a huge Astros fan...

We all have our faults

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 03:28 PM

and, really, sovereignstar needs to have "girlfriend detective" or something for a title.

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

If he signed a certain important body part over to me, do you think he would be posting here still?

you would have taken his fingers? a curious choice.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 03:29 PM

There is nothing wrong with being an Astros fan. You're just jealous because you aren't one

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

and, really, sovereignstar needs to have "girlfriend detective" or something for a title.

I'd prefer ' Ninja for Hire '.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:32 PM

I have a feeling I am going to love this place!! It's somewhat addicting!

bbor · 01-05-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

sovereignstar, you're a quick one.

Not the first time Sov has heard this from a girl,i am sure

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

"Thank you sir, may I have another!!!!"

You score major points for the "Animal House" reference.

Posting a pic will officially make you the coolest chick on FOFC.

gottimd · 01-05-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You score major points for the "Animal House" reference.

Posting a pic will officially make you the coolest chick on FOFC.

Without clothing preferrably.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You score major points for the "Animal House" reference.

Posting a pic will officially make you the coolest chick on FOFC.

I'm glad you approve the quote!! I'm still at work right now and I only have one picture here and I can't post it! It's scanned to Adobe Acrobat and I can't figure out how to post it!! I promise I will post one when I get home from work!

JeeberD · 01-05-2005, 03:37 PM

So sportsfan13, has your honey ever told you about his old co-worker? The one with the porn site?

I've been trying to search for the damn thread for fifteen minutes now and I can't find it. Guess I need sov's help here...

Ragone · 01-05-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I'm glad you approve the quote!! I'm still at work right now and I only have one picture here and I can't post it! It's scanned to Adobe Acrobat and I can't figure out how to post it!! I promise I will post one when I get home from work!

Somehow i get this crazy vision of 200 guys hitting refresh over and over again.. and Ping:Sportsfan13 are you home yet posts..

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Without clothing preferrably.

I think I'm going to pass on that one.....you can just take a look at a Jenna Jameson pic and pretend that I posted it. I look just like her anyhow...

We're practically twins!

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:38 PM

heheheh. You know, when her CleBrownsFan logs on.. and reads this new thread, I'd pay good money to have a shot of his face when he reads this

pure Comedy Gold

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ragone

Somehow i get this crazy vision of 200 guys hitting refresh over and over again.. and Ping:Sportsfan13 are you home yet posts..

25 people viewing this thread right now ... you're probably not far off.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-05-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I think I'm going to pass on that one.....you can just take a look at a Jenna Jameson pic and pretend that I posted it. I look just like her anyhow...

We're practically twins!

Great, now nudity won't work with Arles anymore.

Noop · 01-05-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

My wife posts here.

I am sure everyone types with both their hands...

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Great, now nudity won't work with Arles anymore.

This is why you get a chair with rollers for the computer table, Farrah, that way you can pull him away when needed. It also makes for great fun when you push him down a flight of stairs

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 03:39 PM

Now you are going to get all the boys riled up. You aren't going to be left alone Sportsfan until you post a picture now. And it better be a good one. You did it to yourself

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 03:41 PM

We haven't forgotten about you LoneStarGirl. We want one from you too....GE told us you would...please?

01-05-2005, 03:28 PM	#132
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	and, really, sovereignstar needs to have "girlfriend detective" or something for a title. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-05-2005, 03:37 PM	#141
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	So sportsfan13, has your honey ever told you about his old co-worker? The one with the porn site? I've been trying to search for the damn thread for fifteen minutes now and I can't find it. Guess I need sov's help here... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 01-05-2005 at 03:37 PM.

01-05-2005, 03:38 PM	#144
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	heheheh. You know, when her CleBrownsFan logs on.. and reads this new thread, I'd pay good money to have a shot of his face when he reads this pure Comedy Gold __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-05-2005, 03:15 PM	#103
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	96 posts and no pix yet .... boo!

01-05-2005, 03:20 PM	#110
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	My wife posts here.

01-05-2005, 03:20 PM	#113
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Damnit, you figured me out. And Goldeneagle probably won't be too happy when he finds out that i'm here. Especially when you guys realize I'm funnier and cooler than he is. Good job sovereignstar, you're a quick one.

01-05-2005, 03:20 PM	#114
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	yea, no one really knows about this. i just don't know how i'd explain it.

01-05-2005, 03:21 PM	#117
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Astros and Longhorns, what could be more right?

01-05-2005, 03:24 PM	#123
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Drag the christmas tree out...paint the bathroom....damn I'm happy I'm not married.

01-05-2005, 03:29 PM	#134
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	There is nothing wrong with being an Astros fan. You're just jealous because you aren't one

01-05-2005, 03:32 PM	#136
sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	I have a feeling I am going to love this place!! It's somewhat addicting!

01-05-2005, 03:39 PM	#149
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Now you are going to get all the boys riled up. You aren't going to be left alone Sportsfan until you post a picture now. And it better be a good one. You did it to yourself

01-05-2005, 03:41 PM	#150
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	We haven't forgotten about you LoneStarGirl. We want one from you too....GE told us you would...please?

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