OT-How Long To Call?

[albionmoonlight]

Actually, if she turns out to be boring/annoying/otherwiseunattractive, just keep making up stories about how well you two are getting along and keep asking us for advice--I have too much reality in my own life for my vicarious life to take a down turn.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by sachmo71:
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE THROUGH YOU IF YOU WONT GET TO DETAILED! IM MARRIED FOR GOD'S SAKE!

As the Reverend Billy C Wirtz would say

AMEN DADDY!

[petrochile]

I think C-town should write a dynasty thread on this relationship, or his love life. C-town, the Ladies Fan. Just a suggestion

[Fritz]

I am starting to see Ctown as a real life "Duce Bigalow."

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by Fritz:
I am starting to see Ctown as a real life "Duce Bigalow."

LOL! Did you say "steak"?

[Ctown-Fan]

Just a quick update

Just talked to her and she is actually a third year, not a 1L. My mistake! However, we are going to the Cleveland Art Museum this afternoon. As soon as I clean up my stinky ass.

For our conversation on the phone, she seems really cool!

[petrochile]

C-town, anymore post by you on this subject should be in the Dynasty thread. Good luck. BTW Cleveland has musuems other then the Rock and Roll HOF, wow, I am impressed!

[petrochile]

C-town, anymore post by you on this subject should be in the Dynasty thread. Good luck. BTW Cleveland has musuems other then the Rock and Roll HOF, wow, I am impressed!

[Passacaglia]

Well, the Pro Football Hall of Fame isn't too far off...

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[Fritz]

Scene: At Museum
Ctown: A Hairy, Rank, Desperate, Unemployed, Man
Ellethree (L3): An Upwardly Mobile, Thoughtful, PC, Driven Woman with bad eyes and a drinking problem.

Ellethree: I love the arts.

CTown: Can you believe they wanted 3 bucks for a hot dog in the snack bar?

Ellethree: I just my cashed student loan check, so money is no object.

CTown: (mumbles) I should have had two.

Ellethree: Come on, it says in the program that there a traveling Dali exhibit in the Carnegie wing.

[Walking down the hall Ellethree walks into support pillar]

CTown: (Laughing) Here, let me help you up.

Ellethree: (grabbing Ctown's hand) ewwww. your hands are sticky.

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here comes the boss, time to get back to work. more later....

[sachmo71]

Afternoon date...interesting! She may actually like you, C-Town!

[Upstate_New_York]

Hey... great move... art museum... classy...

You can compare her to the fine artwork, win some major points there.

Only don't compare her to the Picassos.

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[The David Reborn]

Also, try not to point and giggle at the nudes.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by petrochile:
C-town, anymore post by you on this subject should be in the Dynasty thread. Good luck. BTW Cleveland has musuems other then the Rock and Roll HOF, wow, I am impressed!

I guess I'll start here. We have wonderful Art and Natural History Museums, and the third largest threater district in the Country. So put that in your pipe an smoke it

Upstate_New_York, Funny you should say that, they have a Picasso room.

The David Reborn: She did first actually!

Ok, here is the scoop. I had a fantatic time, she is a wonderful woman. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much! We shall be getting together soon to make plans for a second date!

I picked her up at Case and we walked over to the Art Museum. We wowed each other with our combined utter lack of knowledge of anything dealing with the visual arts.

She might be more of a cynical smartass than I am, and I didn't think that was possible. Found out she is from Nati (and I won't hold that against her ) and she did go to Tulane as an undergrad. I impressed her with my knowledge of Postmodern Feminism and my ability to get the door and pay for lunch.

Oh yeah, she passed my biggest test. One of my biggest issues is that if you unlock the car door for your passenger, they should unlock your door as you walk around the car. It is a respect thing I guess. Well, she passed that test nicely!

Anyhow, after the art museum we went to a local psuedo-mexican resturaunt for lunch. we lotiered there until around 5 when I dropped her off at her dorm apartment. We exchanged email addresses and called it a day--she had to go to a required speaker a little bit later so that wrapped things up.

Nothing More you pervs. I was a complete gentleman!

Anyhow, she is much cuter than I had remembered from the bar (I was inebriated after all--HMMM . . . I guess it works in the other direction as well) and has beautiful big brown eyes--very expressive.

All in all, it was a very pleasent way to spend an afternoon, and I hope to see her soon.

So There! I guess I am not a waterboy again anymore!

[Passacaglia]

*yawn* Now I'm bored. Although, at first glane, due to your typo, it looked like you said you had a "fanatic" time. Once I realized that wasn't the case, I lost interest.

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[Chief Rum]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Just talked to her and she is actually a third year, not a 1L. My mistake! However, we are going to the Cleveland Art Museum this afternoon. As soon as I clean up my stinky ass.

I think it's rather disturbing that you would choose to post about this on the forum BEFORE taking care of that stinky ass!

Chief Rum

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Passacaglia:
*yawn* Now I'm bored

I'm sorry it was not so exciting for you. Maybe on our next date I shall suggest wild bonobo sex in the lobby of the dorm where she is an RD?

I am of course kidding, but what did you expect from an afternoon date?

[Passacaglia]

Notice also that his message has a timestamp for 9:35 AM, and he was going to go in the afternoon, AS SOON AS he cleaned up his stinky ass. I would have guess it'd take 1 or 2 hours, Ctown, but not three!

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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Chief Rum:
I think it's rather disturbing that you would choose to post about this on the forum BEFORE taking care of that stinky ass!
Chief Rum

LOL, but I evidently she needed time to clean up as well, I took a few moments to share so as to give her ample time to shower.

BTW, she smelled very good, and I was freshly showered. Uh, Oh. Sounds like the pheremones are kicking in again.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Passacaglia:
Notice also that his message has a timestamp for 9:35 AM,

That is a Pacific Coast timestamp Mr. Smart Guy! But then again, I guess a Michigan Guy might not catch that

[Passacaglia]

Bonobo sex? No way. After the FOF All-Stars faced the bonobos a few weeks back, I'd hate to have any of us compete with them in a one-on-one matchup!

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[FishFan]

She went to Tulane? Better be careful, CTown, those girls know how to party!

She's probably more wild than Rick Ankiel.

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[the_classic]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
[b] As soon as I clean up my stinky ass.
B]

I think you have been warned before Ctown-Fan. For the love of humanity, and the sake of my stomach, please leave your ass out of this forum. Before I take my linebacker mold, and crush you on the FOF All-Stars Football Field.

[Raven]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
[b]Oh yeah, she passed my biggest test. One of my biggest issues is that if you unlock the car door for your passenger, they should unlock your door as you walk around the car. It is a respect thing I guess. Well, she passed that test nicely!
[b]

A Bronx Tale.

C-Town, do you also go by the rule of "You only get 3 real loves in your life"?

Sonny would be proud of you.

[RBwaBD]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
[BOh yeah, she passed my biggest test. One of my biggest issues is that if you unlock the car door for your passenger, they should unlock your door as you walk around the car. It is a respect thing I guess. Well, she passed that test nicely!
[/b]

hmm, maybe she actually saw the same movie and is just setting you up the bomb. Beware
C-Town. You won't be able to escape her make your time.

[RBwaBD]

Originally posted by Raven:
A Bronx Tale.

C-Town, do you also go by the rule of "You only get 3 real loves in your life"?

Sonny would be proud of you.

hmm, problem is, she may have seen the same movie and is just setting you up the bomb. Beware, ctown. You won't be able to escape her make your time.

[Fritz]

As a future lawyer she is probably just looking for someone to be a mother to her kids.

CTown does have those good "birthing hips" and can make jell-o.

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Ohhhhh NO!

I just had flash backs of Saving Silverman.

CTown- She is going to dominate your little life, keep you from talking to us, and make you get Ass augmentation surgery (she must love a BIG ass). She is even going to make you throw out your John Tesh collection.

What you really need is an acrobatic nun.

Save yourself, before it is too late.

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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
jell-o.

Funny you should say that. . . we had a ten minute discussion on how disgusting the stuff was. Anything made from horse hooves (geletin), that can be cut into something called wigglers just isn't a product humans should be eating.

BTW, I haven't seen Bronx Tale, but after mentioning this to one of my friends she told me about it. I guess I should see the movie . . .

[Fritz]

Ctown - I don't get the car lock thing. I guess it is just one of those things some people notice and others do not.

Of course, I have one of those clickers that unlocks everything, so my truck unlocks by "Magic."

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They have "jello" products out that do not use animal products.
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I am glad that you two hit it off. My tickets to the Jake will be where? I could be available for a home game at the end of June.

[Ctown-Fan]

Fritz, I have a car door that was busted by the Kent State Saftey Patrol (the one and only time in my life I locked my keys in the car) and now the passengers side is a frigged up.

I never noticed that they had animal free jello. Still probably won't eat the stuff. I have enough issues with pizza places that still use lard in the dough.

I might have a spare ticket to a game in July--I'd have to check the dates, but you would be welcome to come up for the game--as long as you promise me you aren't the really stinky guy that used to go the the VA Beach, Hampton, Norfolk computer shows (or you do laundry and take a shower before you visit)

[The Mike]

Way to go Ctown-Fan.

Glad you found someone cool - now remember, wait until at least a year or two before you show her this thread.

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[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by The Mike:
Way to go Ctown-Fan.
Glad you found someone cool - now remember, wait until at least a year or two before you show her this thread.

thanks mike! Heck, I was thinking never!

Anyhow, I am trying to round people up to make the trip down for the KC game at the end of next month. I looks like I will make it to an early crew game (unless it sells out)

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[The Mike]

Cool.

As long as it isn't the season opener, it probably won't sell out. Hell, I don't think the opener has even sold out yet.

And now for the most important advice I can give you for any Crew game...

Don't buy the plastic bottle beer from the vendors (Miller Lite)... sure, you don't have to leave your seat for it, but it tastes like plastic beer. They have draft beer at the concession stand (Bud, Bud Light and Miller Lite). Also, don't let them tell you they don't have Miller Lite on tap. They tried that with my buddy last year - turned out they didn't have it in his line, but they had it 3 lines over.

Finally, and most importantly, they stop selling beer with 15 minutes left in the game, so stock accordingly.

These are all lessons learned the hard way, and I pass the wisdom to you.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by The Mike:
Finally, and most importantly, they stop selling beer with 15 minutes left in the game, so stock accordingly.

This has been a PSA from the Columbus FOP.

No that is great advice for anyone. I know that when we go to Lumberjack games (minor league hockey, but still burly Canadians in Flannel) the trick is to walk to the uncrowded bar. FOr a quarter more you can get really good local microbrew drafts, much better than the usual stuff they sell at sporting event.

It does sound like I'll go with my Bowling Beer when I get there.

[The Mike]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
This has been a PSA from the Columbus FOP.

Just... err... remember not to... uh... drive after you drink it, of course.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:


I never noticed that they had animal free jello. Still probably won't eat the stuff. I have enough issues with pizza places that still use lard in the dough.

Where do they use lard in Pizza dough? I am very familar with Pizza places (Subby will have been to a few that I know well) and I can't remember lard ever being used.

You have just further streched my natural vegitarian paranoia.

I might have a spare ticket to a game in July--I'd have to check the dates, but you would be welcome to come up for the game--as long as you promise me you aren't the really stinky guy that used to go the the VA Beach, Hampton, Norfolk computer shows (or you do laundry and take a shower before you visit)

I am NOT the stinky guy. I am the obvious shoplifter. You know, the guy who where the oversized trench coat in July.

However, my last trip to Jake in the summer was an experiance not unlike an ant being under a magnifying glass. Of course I was on the absoulte top row, about 5 ft from the sun.

So, if I am going to pester you into a ticket I think it will have to be for later in the season when the tempatures drop some.

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by Fritz:
Where do they use lard in Pizza dough? I am very familar with Pizza places (Subby will have been to a few that I know well) and I can't remember lard ever being used.
You have just further streched my natural vegitarian paranoia.

I have the vegetarian paranoia as well (although I do occasionaly eat meat, chicken and fish generally). I don't think any of the major chains use it anymore, but if you go to a small independant resturaunt you might want to ask. The local pizza place we would go to in Orono still used Lard in making their pizza dough, my ex girlfriend was a vegetarian so we had to pretend when we ate there (which wasn't very often). Their pizza was excellent, but I thought I should be making candles with it or something.

I am NOT the stinky guy. I am the obvious shoplifter. You know, the guy who where the oversized trench coat in July.

Do you know the guy I am talking about? Always wearing a black leather jacket and had a greasy and stringy long beard? He was really nice and would usually drop a hundred spot at our booth on software. However, you could smell him about 30 feet away. Being the manager at the shows, I had to suck it up and help him with all his questions, I was very nice and polite, which is what every customer deserves, but I just wanted to tell him to shower before he arrived.

Have you seen that man?



So, if I am going to pester you into a ticket I think it will have to be for later in the season when the tempatures drop some.

Well, you might be out of luck there. I am pretty sure all the late season games are already sold out. We are trying to keep "The Steak" intact, and everyone wants to go to the exciting late season games.

[Da Bears Fan]

C-Town,

It is funny that you mentioned the whole driver side door lock thing. With the girl I am dating now, she unlocks the thing consistently.

But come to think of it, my ex-girlfriend would only unlock the door, most times, when I would tap on the glass for a little help.

Everything is starting to become a lot clearer now...interesting. All those warning signs that you never notice till years later...

[sachmo71]

Hope everything works out for you, C-Town! I had a girl with big brown eyes once....*sigh*

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I have the vegetarian paranoia as well (although I do occasionaly eat meat, chicken and fish generally).

I do not eat meat, but I'm practical enough to realize it is alomst impossible to eat resturant/processed food and be meat free.

but if you go to a small independant resturaunt you might want to ask.

I will do that. The ones I have been associated with (I have worked in some and dated the owner's daughter of another) do not use lard.

Have you seen that man?

No, but I was never much of a show-geek.

Well, you might be out of luck there. I am pretty sure all the late season games are already sold out

I though ALL the games were sold out. I assumed you had "connections", or season tickets, or a friend with season tickets.

[petrochile]

C-town, sounds like the date was a success, congrats. My real question is how do you feel that this probably has been the most popular thread on the forum in sometime, or maybe ever. I guess the funny name threads might have more post, but that is because of time. So how do you feel about it?

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by petrochile:
My real question is how do you feel that this probably has been the most popular thread on the forum in sometime, or maybe ever. I guess the funny name threads might have more post, but that is because of time. So how do you feel about it?

I defiantly have positive feelings about it.

I appreciate all the advice . . . even though nearly every post conflicts with the pervious one.

I have laughed my arm off (Note: respecting the_classic's wish to keep my ass out of the forum).

I have gotten to know you guys a little better and that is really cool.

I am a little concerned about the voyeristic nature of the board I wonder who will post their man boobs on the "Rate my Rack" website. So we all can judge them (Oh wait that happened in the what the Hell do you look like thread).

Also, it helped me to relax a little when I could have been sitting around stressing about the whole situation. Especially when most of my friends are vehement in their opposition to me dating another (future) lawyer.

I keep telling them that I try to keep good relations with my ex-girlfriends so I can get that pro bono help I will proabably need in the future.

All in all, I guess I have to give you guys two thumbs up!

I am touched. Doggone it Fritz, not in that way!!

[ez]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
The local pizza place we would go to in Orono still used Lard in making their pizza dough, my ex girlfriend was a vegetarian so we had to pretend when we ate there (which wasn't very often). Their pizza was excellent, but I thought I should be making candles with it or something.

pat's or pizza king? i thought pat's was lousy, but the locals didn't seem to know better.

pizza king was OK, i guess - we spent a lot of afternoons there drinking $1 bottles of busch...

[Ctown-Fan]

Originally posted by ez:
pat's or pizza king? i thought pat's was lousy, but the locals didn't seem to know better.

pizza king was OK, i guess - we spent a lot of afternoons there drinking $1 bottles of busch...

LOL, I thought Pat's was pretty good, when I could get over my lard issues.

Pat's uses lard, and I don't think I ever ate at Pizza King. However, Pizza Dome had great $7 large cheese pizzas. They didn't taste all that good, but they were bigger than a tire--and on a grad stipend a good deal. Especially after a night at the Bear Brew when you couldn't really taste it anyway

Anyhow, we did go to Pat's quite a bit, not for the pizza, but for the Sea Dog Hazelnut Porter (2.50 a pint). MMMM, good stuff.

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[petrochile]

Pizza King?

We had one of those in West Lafayette, never much a fan of it, but that did have cheep beer, that is what I am a fan of.

The TV commercial for PK was wack as hell. It had a 3D computer animated, cartoonish looking, king with a pizza in his hand talking with an Italian accent. Also Gene Keady was in the commercial. It was the only time I never saw Gene yelling at someone!

[Daimyo]

since the discussion has turned to pizza....

you guys have to come to Chicago for Pizzeria Uno (or Duex), Giordano's or Geno's East at least once in your life...

hopefully petrochile can back me up on this

[sachmo71]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

I keep telling them that I try to keep good relations with my ex-girlfriends so I can get that pro bonohelp I will proabably need in the future.

That can be funny on SO many levels. Girlfriends giving you pro bono help...heh heh. Pro bono...hehe. Bono.

Sorry!

[Fritz]

Originally posted by sachmo71:
That can be funny on SO many levels. Girlfriends giving you pro bono help...heh heh. Pro bono...hehe. Bono.

Sorry!

Sachmo,

Your emphasis is all wrong. Its pro bono. If she is a pro, he pays for it.

Ctown - does she bill you per act, or hourly?

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[petrochile]

Originally posted by Daimyo:
since the discussion has turned to pizza....

you guys have to come to Chicago for Pizzeria Uno (or Duex), Giordano's or Geno's East at least once in your life...

hopefully petrochile can back me up on this

Yep, Giordano's is excellent, and so is Geno's. Many great places to eat in Chicago. We might have bad sport's teams, but we have great food. For pizza, those that Daimyo mention are the places. Man I am glad I am eating lunch right now, or I would be throwing a hissy fit with all this talk of food!

[Passacaglia]

There used to be a Pizzeria Uno's in Ann Arbor, but it closed down. Not a big deal, though, since there is still the Cottage Inn and Pizza House there.
There's still a few Uno's around, though. One in West Bloomfiled, and one in Birch Run, that I know of. Good stuff.

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