Live From The Hatpub, It's Round 2 Of Cup Play!!! - Page 3

daedalus · 04-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Dammit! Had my middie get a red t'day. He's out for my next league game, isn't he? Not really what I want to have happening against a team with a double-digit win streak and tons of 6-figure value players. Feh!

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robbgmaier
Is anyone besides me, secretly thinking that the next few days of The Afoci's dynasty could be very entertaining?

The Crawfish will be having a garage/bake sale....try the brownies, they are great!

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:05 PM

You're correct daedalus, he is out for the league match on Sunday. The same thing happened to me last week, with my star wingback and team MVP. It sucks.

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:05 PM

Bernard Martinez received some harsh words from his coach after he acted foolishly, probably out of lack of experience, in the 47:th minute and almost caused an opponent to score. The game had been on for 47 minutes when John Colvin broke through to the right, upping the score to the home crowd´s dismay. goldurnears´s were up 0 - 5. goldurnears came close to extending their lead as Elijah Dupree delivered a long range shot from the right but the angle was to sharp, and the shot hit the side of the goal.

From the HatPub

"OH YEAH LORETTA, ONE HOLE FOR EACH GOAL"

"WOOT WOOT WOOT - someone get me some viagra!"

Masked · 04-09-2003, 07:09 PM

GOT IT---HATTRICK (first one)

The away team´s Tony Spicer took advantage of a mistake to the home side´s right in the 53rd minute increasing Complex´s lead to 0 - 4. At that, Tony Spicer was noted down for a hat trick.

Goals 4 - Yellows 3

At least no red to my starting midfielder again.

Masked · 04-09-2003, 07:10 PM

Sigh

Goals 4 - Yellows 4

Yep that midfielder, at least no one has left yet.

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Masked
GOT IT---HATTRICK (first one)

The away team´s Tony Spicer took advantage of a mistake to the home side´s right in the 53rd minute increasing Complex´s lead to 0 - 4. At that, Tony Spicer was noted down for a hat trick.

Goals 4 - Yellows 3

At least no red to my starting midfielder again.

Congrats!!!

Masked · 04-09-2003, 07:12 PM

Damn, that was quick

Unsportsmanlike behaviour by Dani Mário Araújo rendered him his second booking of the match, and Complex had to finish the game with a reduced squad

Two matches - kicked out of both (one red, and now two yellows). Is he out for the next match as well?

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:14 PM

Masked - my memory from 2 yellows is that it is not a suspension from the next game, but 2 yellows is only one away from getting one anyhow.

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:15 PM

Is there a transcript of the crawfishes halftime pep talk?

Masked · 04-09-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robbgmaier
Masked - my memory from 2 yellows is that it is not a suspension from the next game, but 2 yellows is only one away from getting one anyhow.

Well I am sure this guy will have no trouble finding that third yellow.

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:15 PM

Only 30 minutes remain for the Crawfish come back...

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:19 PM

After several obvious shirt pulling incidents, Screamin'´s Christian Kvam got himself booked. After the ball got lifted in from the left Jerry Smith was on his own in the home side´s penalty area 62 minutes into the game, and should have scored, but missed, probably due to lack of concentration.

This game is decided. I just want to avoid cards and injuries now.

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:20 PM

Still nothing for the Crawfish?

Are their laserblasters out of juice? Are they left hopeless without claw or laser blaster? Is this just a ploy that will be followed by a reign of 5 goals in 3 minutes?

We must all wait and see...

moriarty · 04-09-2003, 07:21 PM

Stamina is kicking in ... The negative waves have scored 3 goals in the opening 20 minutes of the second half.

Havok · 04-09-2003, 07:21 PM

there dam 1 star goalie has made 3 saves on me!!! still only 2-0

and im playing a human team

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:21 PM

god i hope 5 goals in 3 minutes.. [crosses fingers]

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:22 PM

That said, I wish my team would give me a little breathing room. After the opposition came close twice in the first half I'm not sitting too comfortably at 1 - 0.

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:23 PM

mckerney, don't worry, I'm sure you'll win the penalty contest (heh)

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:24 PM

30 minutes of OT first, then penalties.

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:25 PM

Start the drinking boys, we just went down 3-0 on a 30 meter free kick...

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:25 PM

yeah, I didn't want to make him nervous

Coffee Warlord · 04-09-2003, 07:25 PM

2-5 Avengers now.

Yep, my reserve defenders and trainee midfielders SUCK at defense.

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:25 PM

With my top two at scoring sitting this one out, I'm not too confident my keeper could win on PKs

Vince · 04-09-2003, 07:28 PM

Well, I got worried...B squad and PIC, against a really terrible human team who runs a 4-3-3. I turn it on, and the first thing I read...

Monkeyss Jae Tubbs gave, after 3 minutes, the home team a 1 - 0 lead after an attack coming in from the right. Jim Vandyke of Vandals received a yellow card in the 4:th minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

Damn...but then we continue, and now it's 4-1 Vandals midway through the second half!

My Solid scorer, Hor (my leading scorer's name is Hor...

) is one away from the first ever Vandal Hat Trick...let's go Hor!!!

**Crossing my fingers for the Crawfish**

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:28 PM

Square appeared unsure on how to play.

Oh no...

moriarty · 04-09-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
Start the drinking boys, we just went down 3-0 on a 30 meter free kick...

I keep rooting for you, but your guys aren't even making the highlights.

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:29 PM

I think we definitely need more Hor's here. At least more than we need crawfish.

Vince · 04-09-2003, 07:31 PM

In other FOFC matches, the Hippopotami are up 9-0 and the Horned Toads are up 5-1.

Havok · 04-09-2003, 07:32 PM

holy shit... this guy just got a hattrick!!

Ossie Montoya (8787061)
19 years, poor form

A sympathetic guy who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities.

Speciality: Technical

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 15 000 US$
Wage: 590 US$/week
Owner: Maniacal Misfitz
Warnings: (this information is not available while matches are in progress)

Stamina: passable Goaltending: wretched
Playmaking: wretched Passing: weak
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: disastrous

He's like the worse guy on my team

4-0 Misfitz now

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:32 PM

3rd close call

Colorado´s Charles Sloan made a successful breakthrough attempt in the game´s 75:th minute and should have levelled the score, but clipped it over the bar.

Calis · 04-09-2003, 07:32 PM

Woohoo, my young gun Ed Baggett just put us up 4-2, the home crowd is loving it, and we've moved to a more defensive stance.

Looks like a nice turn around after our 4-0 mauling at home in our first league game. The 4-5-1 is coming together!

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:33 PM

Gargoyles up 6-nil. Ardent's Raiders up 4-nil.

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:34 PM

The best I've ever done is 3 goals in 8 minutes...the Crawfish are running out of time.

Edit: Checked the match history. It was 8 minutes, not ten.

dacman · 04-09-2003, 07:36 PM

81 minutes in and Rich1033's Toledo Drunkards are nil-nil w/ a bot team.

edit: spelling

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:36 PM

Come on stamina training....Jesus...anybody???

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:37 PM

OOOOOHHHH nil-nil

what's the match number?

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:38 PM

all i need is 3 goals in 7 minutes...

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:38 PM

MylesKnight looks like he's going to get beaten, down 4 - 0 to the Proletarian Dictators

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:39 PM

Toledo Drunkards - Shoe Horns
Date: 4/10/2003 at 01:00
MatchID: 6868220

Not a bot team. Just new (I think).

Some fine manouvering on the left lead to an 80:th minute Screamin' goal, making it 0 - 4. Jesper Gravesen was noted down as the scorer. Paul Peralta was dominating his wing and kept sending fine balls into the enemy box - Forrest Tobias managed to kick one of them into 0 - 5 in the 83rd minute.

Vince · 04-09-2003, 07:40 PM

Drunkards Score!!!!!

EDIT: 1-0 Rich...

Some beautiful plays on the left side of the field resulted in a 83rd minute goal by Terrance Quinones for Drunkards, putting them ahead 1 - 0.

dacman · 04-09-2003, 07:40 PM

Some beautiful plays on the left side of the field resulted in a 83rd minute goal by Terrance Quinones for Drunkards, putting them ahead 1 - 0.

Damn, I was hoping for penalties! I'm up 6-0 so this match was looking entertaining.

DataKing · 04-09-2003, 07:41 PM

Yeah! A clutch goal by 19 year old Terrance Quinones gives the Drunkards a late 1-nil lead!

The Afoci · 04-09-2003, 07:41 PM

Crawfish Score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coffee Warlord · 04-09-2003, 07:41 PM

I have a feeling there are gonna be a few Crawfish players who are going to be in a world of pain shortly.

mckerney · 04-09-2003, 07:42 PM

1-0 Drunkards

dacman · 04-09-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DataKing
Not a bot team. Just new (I think).

Oops -- I was watching another match human vs. bot 0-0 and got confused.

robbgmaier · 04-09-2003, 07:43 PM

Coffee, they are all going to be smeared with peanut butter in and on their personal private parts. Then, with a gutteral cry, The Afoci, will, RELEASE THE HOUNDS

dacman · 04-09-2003, 07:43 PM

Geez...I stoked up a firestorm.

Coffee Warlord · 04-09-2003, 07:45 PM

Don't you mean RELEASE THE CRAWFISH?

04-09-2003, 07:05 PM	#103
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	You're correct daedalus, he is out for the league match on Sunday. The same thing happened to me last week, with my star wingback and team MVP. It sucks. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

04-09-2003, 07:15 PM	#112
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Only 30 minutes remain for the Crawfish come back... __________________ I had something.

04-09-2003, 07:19 PM	#113
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	After several obvious shirt pulling incidents, Screamin'´s Christian Kvam got himself booked. After the ball got lifted in from the left Jerry Smith was on his own in the home side´s penalty area 62 minutes into the game, and should have scored, but missed, probably due to lack of concentration. This game is decided. I just want to avoid cards and injuries now. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

04-09-2003, 07:21 PM	#116
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	there dam 1 star goalie has made 3 saves on me!!! still only 2-0 and im playing a human team __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

04-09-2003, 07:21 PM	#117
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	god i hope 5 goals in 3 minutes.. [crosses fingers] __________________ I had something.

04-09-2003, 07:04 PM	#101
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Dammit! Had my middie get a red t'day. He's out for my next league game, isn't he? Not really what I want to have happening against a team with a double-digit win streak and tons of 6-figure value players. Feh!

04-09-2003, 07:05 PM	#104
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	Bernard Martinez received some harsh words from his coach after he acted foolishly, probably out of lack of experience, in the 47:th minute and almost caused an opponent to score. The game had been on for 47 minutes when John Colvin broke through to the right, upping the score to the home crowd´s dismay. goldurnears´s were up 0 - 5. goldurnears came close to extending their lead as Elijah Dupree delivered a long range shot from the right but the angle was to sharp, and the shot hit the side of the goal. From the HatPub "OH YEAH LORETTA, ONE HOLE FOR EACH GOAL" "WOOT WOOT WOOT - someone get me some viagra!"

04-09-2003, 07:09 PM	#105
Masked College Starter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area	GOT IT---HATTRICK (first one) The away team´s Tony Spicer took advantage of a mistake to the home side´s right in the 53rd minute increasing Complex´s lead to 0 - 4. At that, Tony Spicer was noted down for a hat trick. Goals 4 - Yellows 3 At least no red to my starting midfielder again.

04-09-2003, 07:10 PM	#106
Masked College Starter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area	Sigh Goals 4 - Yellows 4 Yep that midfielder, at least no one has left yet.

04-09-2003, 07:12 PM	#108
Masked College Starter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area	Damn, that was quick Unsportsmanlike behaviour by Dani Mário Araújo rendered him his second booking of the match, and Complex had to finish the game with a reduced squad Two matches - kicked out of both (one red, and now two yellows). Is he out for the next match as well?

04-09-2003, 07:14 PM	#109
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	Masked - my memory from 2 yellows is that it is not a suspension from the next game, but 2 yellows is only one away from getting one anyhow.

04-09-2003, 07:15 PM	#110
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	Is there a transcript of the crawfishes halftime pep talk?

04-09-2003, 07:20 PM	#114
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Still nothing for the Crawfish? Are their laserblasters out of juice? Are they left hopeless without claw or laser blaster? Is this just a ploy that will be followed by a reign of 5 goals in 3 minutes? We must all wait and see...

04-09-2003, 07:21 PM	#115
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Stamina is kicking in ... The negative waves have scored 3 goals in the opening 20 minutes of the second half.

04-09-2003, 07:22 PM	#118
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	That said, I wish my team would give me a little breathing room. After the opposition came close twice in the first half I'm not sitting too comfortably at 1 - 0.

04-09-2003, 07:23 PM	#119
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	mckerney, don't worry, I'm sure you'll win the penalty contest (heh)

04-09-2003, 07:24 PM	#120
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	30 minutes of OT first, then penalties. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

04-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#121
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Start the drinking boys, we just went down 3-0 on a 30 meter free kick... __________________ I had something.

04-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#122
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	yeah, I didn't want to make him nervous

04-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#123
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	2-5 Avengers now. Yep, my reserve defenders and trainee midfielders SUCK at defense.

04-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#124
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	With my top two at scoring sitting this one out, I'm not too confident my keeper could win on PKs

04-09-2003, 07:28 PM	#125
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Well, I got worried...B squad and PIC, against a really terrible human team who runs a 4-3-3. I turn it on, and the first thing I read... Monkeyss Jae Tubbs gave, after 3 minutes, the home team a 1 - 0 lead after an attack coming in from the right. Jim Vandyke of Vandals received a yellow card in the 4:th minute for unsportsmanlike behaviour. Damn...but then we continue, and now it's 4-1 Vandals midway through the second half! My Solid scorer, Hor (my leading scorer's name is Hor...) is one away from the first ever Vandal Hat Trick...let's go Hor!!! Crossing my fingers for the Crawfish __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

04-09-2003, 07:28 PM	#126
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Square appeared unsure on how to play. Oh no...

04-09-2003, 07:29 PM	#128
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	I think we definitely need more Hor's here. At least more than we need crawfish.

04-09-2003, 07:31 PM	#129
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	In other FOFC matches, the Hippopotami are up 9-0 and the Horned Toads are up 5-1. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

04-09-2003, 07:32 PM	#130
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	holy shit... this guy just got a hattrick!! Ossie Montoya (8787061) 19 years, poor form A sympathetic guy who is balanced and dishonest. Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities. Speciality: Technical Nationality: USA Assessed value: 15 000 US$ Wage: 590 US$/week Owner: Maniacal Misfitz Warnings: (this information is not available while matches are in progress) Stamina: passable Goaltending: wretched Playmaking: wretched Passing: weak Winger: weak Defending: weak Scoring: weak Set Pieces: disastrous He's like the worse guy on my team 4-0 Misfitz now __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

04-09-2003, 07:32 PM	#131
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	3rd close call Colorado´s Charles Sloan made a successful breakthrough attempt in the game´s 75:th minute and should have levelled the score, but clipped it over the bar.

04-09-2003, 07:32 PM	#132
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	Woohoo, my young gun Ed Baggett just put us up 4-2, the home crowd is loving it, and we've moved to a more defensive stance. Looks like a nice turn around after our 4-0 mauling at home in our first league game. The 4-5-1 is coming together! Last edited by Calis : 04-09-2003 at 07:35 PM.

04-09-2003, 07:33 PM	#133
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	Gargoyles up 6-nil. Ardent's Raiders up 4-nil. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

04-09-2003, 07:34 PM	#134
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	The best I've ever done is 3 goals in 8 minutes...the Crawfish are running out of time. Edit: Checked the match history. It was 8 minutes, not ten. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) Last edited by DataKing : 04-09-2003 at 07:35 PM.

04-09-2003, 07:36 PM	#135
dacman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: speak to the trout	81 minutes in and Rich1033's Toledo Drunkards are nil-nil w/ a bot team. edit: spelling __________________ No signatures allowed. Last edited by dacman : 04-09-2003 at 07:37 PM.

04-09-2003, 07:36 PM	#136
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Come on stamina training....Jesus...anybody??? __________________ I had something.

04-09-2003, 07:37 PM	#137
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	OOOOOHHHH nil-nil what's the match number?

04-09-2003, 07:38 PM	#138
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	all i need is 3 goals in 7 minutes... __________________ I had something.

04-09-2003, 07:38 PM	#139
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	MylesKnight looks like he's going to get beaten, down 4 - 0 to the Proletarian Dictators