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Old 08-01-2008, 01:34 PM   #51
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I hope he has a plunger.

I actually have 2.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:35 PM   #52
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<---------------- How about adding this D list celebrity to your list?
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:38 PM   #53
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<---------------- How about adding this D list celebrity to your list?

No.
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:48 PM   #54
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ahh...another house for me to egg now
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Old 08-01-2008, 01:58 PM   #55
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:23 PM   #56
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:31 PM   #57
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what about Frankenstein?
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:13 PM   #58
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Sweet, I'm on the list...when is the party????
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:32 PM   #59
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave the board after this humiliation. It's been great, guys.
If it's any consolation, you would have made my list before edits!
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:44 PM   #60
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I hope he has a plunger.

And Liquid Drano, a snake, air compressor and I think he is more likely to seal your front doors so you can exit out the backyard.
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:58 PM   #61
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Man, and you said the whole WW animosity thing wasn't personal. I see how you are Bitch.







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Old 08-01-2008, 04:05 PM   #62
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And Liquid Drano, a snake, air compressor and I think he is more likely to seal your front doors so you can exit out the backyard.

Dammit.
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:11 PM   #63
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Man dude, my wife is pissed at you...

she said there is no way I am allowed to go to Vegas wit hyou again.
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:12 PM   #64
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Man dude, my wife is pissed at you...

she said there is no way I am allowed to go to Vegas wit hyou again.



The one you left at home to party it up in vegas or the one you brought home as a "thoughtful gift" for the misses?
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:32 PM   #65
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Man dude, my wife is pissed at you...

she said there is no way I am allowed to go to Vegas wit hyou again.

If it's any consolation, you and MollyMurphy made my list!
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:33 PM   #66
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My wife's best friend is staying with us for a while. She just moved down from Colorado and is trying to find a job, with not much luck so far. It's been two weeks, and while she's a sweetheart and a great person, the way she loads the dishwasher drives me nuts. RINSE THE DAMN DISHES BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN, WOMAN!!!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:52 PM   #67
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:56 PM   #68
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My wife's best friend is staying with us for a while. She just moved down from Colorado and is trying to find a job, with not much luck so far. It's been two weeks, and while she's a sweetheart and a great person, the way she loads the dishwasher drives me nuts. RINSE THE DAMN DISHES BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN, WOMAN!!!!


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Old 08-01-2008, 05:41 PM   #69
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I notice that I'm absent from the list. This neither surprises nor horrifies me. However, I'm concerned that my absence from the first post might actually indicate a possibility that I am in fact st.cronin's current houseguest, and therefore I am his mother-in-law, and therefore I am a female human. This development is of grave concern to me.

I will check some things out and get back to you to report my findings in a bit.
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:46 PM   #70
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I notice that I'm absent from the list. This neither surprises nor horrifies me. However, I'm concerned that my absence from the first post might actually indicate a possibility that I am in fact st.cronin's current houseguest, and therefore I am his mother-in-law, and therefore I am a female human. This development is of grave concern to me.

I will check some things out and get back to you to report my findings in a bit.

Is this pumpy?
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Old 08-01-2008, 07:52 PM   #71
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Is this pumpy?

Welp I guess I'm done here.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:15 PM   #72
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sadness.

Oh well, it's not like this has been a particularly great day, anyway.

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Old 08-01-2008, 09:23 PM   #73
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ST CRONIN, I WILL KILL YOU I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO FOR LEAVING ME OFF YOUR LIST.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:34 PM   #74
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Cool, cronin remembered I have a dire fear of lists and left me off his because of it.
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:25 PM   #75
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I didn't make the list. Whatever. Fuck the list, fuck your house, and FUCK YOU!
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:56 PM   #76
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Someone asked for a picture of my cock? I show it to anyone that comes to my place. I'm quite proud of it.


I suspect Viagra.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:48 PM   #77
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I suspect Viagra.

No way. That hardness is all-natural.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:50 PM   #78
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I guess I'm not important enough


Also, I don't know how big Cartman's cock is. I think we need another picture of a cock to compare them.
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Old 08-02-2008, 12:00 AM   #79
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:37 AM   #80
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Man dude, my wife is pissed at you...

she said there is no way I am allowed to go to Vegas wit hyou again.

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I would cry if I had any tears left.

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I notice that I'm absent from the list. This neither surprises nor horrifies me. However, I'm concerned that my absence from the first post might actually indicate a possibility that I am in fact st.cronin's current houseguest, and therefore I am his mother-in-law, and therefore I am a female human. This development is of grave concern to me.

I will check some things out and get back to you to report my findings in a bit.

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sadness.

Oh well, it's not like this has been a particularly great day, anyway.

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ST CRONIN, I WILL KILL YOU I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO FOR LEAVING ME OFF YOUR LIST.

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Cool, cronin remembered I have a dire fear of lists and left me off his because of it.

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I didn't make the list. Whatever. Fuck the list, fuck your house, and FUCK YOU!

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I guess I'm not important enough


Also, I don't know how big Cartman's cock is. I think we need another picture of a cock to compare them.

These oversights have been corrected.
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:41 AM   #81
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*chuckles* I saw this last update post and thought "That little ass dissed me again!!" then I looked at the list and saw the love. thanks


*lol*


Makes you wonder how self absorbed we all can be if the most popular curent thread is a "You didn't ad me" festival about a joke list due to SC's mother-in-law being...well a mother-in-law....
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:45 AM   #82
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I am a little bit afraid that saldana would drink all my beer.
depends on if you have good beer, or lathum-esqe shitty beer

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She is quite the woman.
bite me pumpy

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Not to mention that it would be the most expensive beer.
but of course, otherwise, it would qualify as the aforementioned lathum-esqe shitty beer
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:51 AM   #83
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I almost never carry Miller Lite. Lately I have occasionally had the Miller Chill in my fridge, but really good summer beers are hard to find around here.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:02 AM   #84
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I almost never carry Miller Lite. Lately I have occasionally had the Miller Chill in my fridge, but really good summer beers are hard to find around here.

well, if that is the best you got, i am no longer upset about being omitted from the list.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:07 AM   #85
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I almost never carry Miller Lite. Lately I have occasionally had the Miller Chill in my fridge, but really good summer beers are hard to find around here.

That's just.....sad. We have a brewery on almost every corner here.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:11 AM   #86
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well, if that is the best you got, i am no longer upset about being omitted from the list.

I did not say it was the best I had.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:35 AM   #87
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SC lives in new Mexico, the water there is enough to make you piss every half hour, who needs beer?
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:58 AM   #88
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MIJB
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Old 08-02-2008, 12:54 PM   #89
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My foreigner list (Canadians not included)-

MIJB
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FrogMan
Groundhog
Bon Scott
Marc Vaughan

LOL.....I like the fact that Frogman is included.
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Old 08-02-2008, 12:58 PM   #90
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With the recent events I learned from another thread, Radii should be on this list, so that there can be a civilized discussion about this revelation (well at least for me) over a bucket of crumpets and seasoned lemon-pepper chicken wings while chortling a Diet Coke with lime.
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:19 PM   #91
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My foreigner list (Canadians not included)-

MIJB
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FrogMan
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Bon Scott
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Thats' very classy. I mean, after all those times I kicked your ass in GEFL, I wouldn't expect to be welcome at all.
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:24 PM   #92
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:00 PM   #93
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Is this pumpy?
Hell, I can be far more obtuse than that.

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Welp I guess I'm done here.
Good show!

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bite me pumpy
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:02 PM   #94
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:26 PM   #95
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Yeah! Being the on the list rules. I LOVE THE LIST! I wrote a song about the list:

"If you ain't on the list
then you're gettin' my fist
kill your ass dead
like a poisonous mist.

You ain't on the list, bitch!
You ain't on the list, bitch!
Well guess what? I am!
Well guess what? I am!"

Ok..that's all I've got so far...feel free to add to it.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:58 PM   #96
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I made the list. We could hang out in the back of my vehicle, its got a bar and some hookers back there. At least thats what my nephew told me when I told him to get me a bag out of the back. Then he pulled up a bar and some bungees that had hooks on them.
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:25 AM   #97
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Okay I'm back. I did some digging to find out if I'm a female mother-in-law and I'm relieved to say that I'm reasonably certain that I am not. I submit as supporting documentation post #1 of this thread, wherein it can be seen that I am not st.cronin's mother-in-law, therefore I choose (extrapolating jbmagic-style) to conclude that I therefore am noone's mother-in-law, and further assert that therefore I am not a chick, and consequently I am not saldana's dupe account.

Now, as to whether or not I'm Pumpy, I must admit to some compelling similarities (we heart KG, we don't have any intention of repairing your food processor, and neither of us would ever let Danny Glover get in the way of our cheese). Those items notwithstanding, however, I must point to the fact that I have never played center for the NY Knicks, ergo, I am not Pumpy Tudors.

Hope that clears some shit up around here.
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:52 AM   #98
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Methinks there needs to be at least one edit to the list...
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:29 AM   #99
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That's okay, I've got plans already - Franklinnoble is haveing a sleep over. So nyah nyah nyah.
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:56 AM   #100
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Hey dude, i'm a good cooker and my body smell like roses!!

This thread is a perfect example of how humans want to be included in every "good list". I don't really care about living with cronin, but i hate to not to be in that list, i'm so jealous
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