It hurts when I pee - Page 2

Atocep · 02-27-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Yeah, I'm confused. I wish we knew why he was banned.

No questions involving the urinary tract, kidneys, references to peeing, pooping, masturbation, or any sexual acts when you have less than 20 posts and/or have been a member for less than 6 months.

korme · 02-27-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

He was banned because according to the rules you aren't allowed to start a thread like this when you are new to the board.

You have to be a proven crazy/funny guy to post a thread like this, or else you are a TROLL and not naturally crazy or funny.

It's science

MikeVic · 02-27-2008, 10:33 AM

I'd just like to see a simple explanation... I noticed that he's completely banned, so he can't post in the FOF2K7 thread either. Or the new card game. I don't know if banning someone for a thread like this is the best way to send a message to a new member of the forum.

If he's a duplicate account, or made by someone banned, or did something bad then that's ok. I'm just curious.

Lorena · 02-27-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I'd just like to see a simple explanation... I noticed that he's completely banned, so he can't post in the FOF2K7 thread either. Or the new card game. I don't know if banning someone for a thread like this is the best way to send a message to a new member of the forum.

If he's a duplicate account, or made by someone banned, or did something bad then that's ok. I'm just curious.

Yes we need closure.

Atocep · 02-27-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

If he's a duplicate account, or made by someone banned, or did something bad then that's ok. I'm just curious.

Considering I actually know the guy, I can guarantee its not a duplicate account and he's actually been a long time lurker.

MikeVic · 02-27-2008, 10:38 AM

I figured he was legit when he posted a pic of him and two friends playing Rock Band.

Lathum · 02-27-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Atocep

Considering I actually know the guy, I can guarantee its not a duplicate account and he's actually been a long time lurker.

really?

hmm, then his banning seems unjust. But we all know how it works around here.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-27-2008, 10:41 AM

SportsDigs banned him two weeks ago.

Atocep · 02-27-2008, 11:38 AM

So no email that explained the banning or anything from what I've been told (don't know if the powers that be typically do that or not). He's as much in the dark about this one as we are.

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Atocep

So no email that explained the banning or anything from what I've been told (don't know if the powers that be typically do that or not). He's as much in the dark about this one as we are.

That's fucking terrible, and whoever did it is a dildo of the 8 billionth degree.

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

That's fucking terrible, and whoever did it is a dildo of the 8 billionth degree.

Dola.

And a coward for not giving a reason.

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 11:49 AM

Double dola.

Knowing who the the mods are, I have a strong feeling as to who it was. And no, I'm not thinking of Skydog.

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 11:53 AM

Triple Dola.

And no, I won't say who it was, because I am as big of a coward as that stupid fucker is.

Of course, if it was a multiple account, I look like a pootytang.

Bottomline - Let us police ourselves on this shit Nannymods.

Logan · 02-27-2008, 11:59 AM

Quadruple dola BLOCKED.

(we know it's coming)

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Quadruple dola BLOCKED.

(we know it's coming)

Nah. I was eating my toaster strudel. The frosting pack made my hands too sticky for a quadruple. I knew it was just a pipe dream.

(I really was eating one)

Cringer · 02-27-2008, 02:55 PM

I hope it wasn't a stone. To get a stone and be baninated at the same time is just crappy luck.

path12 · 02-27-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

He was banned because according to the rules you aren't allowed to start a thread like this when you are new to the board.

Dude's been lurking since September, he's likely seen plenty of similar topics. That's a harsh rule.

Subby · 02-27-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Dude's been lurking since September, he's likely seen plenty of similar topics. That's a harsh rule.

Oh those dumbasses totally fucked this one up. That's for damn sure.

Subby · 02-27-2008, 03:14 PM

= mini-schmidty

Sgran · 02-27-2008, 03:19 PM

i know it's not much of a milestone, but what added posting privaleges can I look forward to as I near the 400 mark?

Lathum · 02-27-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sgran

i know it's not much of a milestone, but what added posting privaleges can I look forward to as I near the 400 mark?

you get an edit button

Noop · 02-27-2008, 03:54 PM

Well if he is legit and he was banned then that was a pretty shitty move by whatever mod banned him. Unless it was Ryan S then its totally cool with me because Ryan is the man.

lordscarlet · 02-27-2008, 04:02 PM

OK. I haven't been keeping up with this thread. People are surprised he was banned?

MikeVic · 02-27-2008, 04:22 PM

Why should he be banned?

Subby · 02-27-2008, 04:24 PM

TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY MODS - IF WE DID THEY COULD QUICKLY STEP IN AND OFFER AN EXPLANATION!

:1000mini-schmidtys:

lordscarlet · 02-27-2008, 04:31 PM

He randomly showed up, posted a very odd troll-like thread, started 1 or 2 other threads, posted to several old threads.. it was all very suspicious.

VPI97 · 02-27-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lordscarlet

He randomly showed up, posted a very odd troll-like thread, started 1 or 2 other threads, posted to several old threads.. it was all very suspicious.

The guy was a six month lurker who decided to create a thread. Doesn't seem all that suspicious to me. Maybe he just has an odd sense of humor...we have plenty of those types on the board already, no harm in welcoming another, IMO.

st.cronin · 02-27-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

The guy was a six month lurker who decided to create a thread. Doesn't seem all that suspicious to me. Maybe he just has an odd sense of humor...we have plenty of those types on the board already, no harm in welcoming another, IMO.

+1

SteveMax58 · 02-27-2008, 04:38 PM

Sometimes Malvert pee red.

Lathum · 02-27-2008, 04:38 PM

It had to be something with a conflicting IP. His thread wasn't that bad or Troll like IMO.

MikeVic · 02-27-2008, 04:40 PM

How do we get a mod's attention? I'm just really curious as to why this happened.

Passacaglia · 02-27-2008, 04:41 PM

If it's been 24 hours, and something HAS been done about a post, should I still report it?

Lathum · 02-27-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

How do we get a mod's attention? I'm just really curious as to why this happened.

PM Skydog. He always answers.

Critch · 02-27-2008, 04:42 PM

If he'd posted yet another shitty parody thread, he'd still be here. Them's the vagaries.

Subby · 02-27-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

He randomly showed up, posted a very odd troll-like thread, started 1 or 2 other threads, posted to several old threads.. it was all very suspicious.

Suspicious is maintaining a sixteen colors ansi art archive. Homeland security has been notified, wacko.

Passacaglia · 02-27-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

If he'd posted yet another shitty parody thread, he'd still be here. Them's the vagaries.

"It hurts when I be"

lordscarlet · 02-27-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

The guy was a six month lurker who decided to create a thread. Doesn't seem all that suspicious to me. Maybe he just has an odd sense of humor...we have plenty of those types on the board already, no harm in welcoming another, IMO.

I'm not necessarily saying it should have happened, just that it is not surprising. As soon as I saw this and the other postings, I was wondering how long it would take. This thread just seems like bait from someone that is a dupe account or an old member returned and trying to stir things up. Again, not saying I agree with the decisions, just that I'm not surprised.

Subby · 02-27-2008, 04:47 PM

Maybe Fozzie should start one entitled: "I hurt this here tree"

AZSpeechCoach · 02-27-2008, 08:32 PM

I hurt when Phalid pees. Is there a problem there?

sterlingice · 02-28-2008, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

my hands too sticky for a quadruple

I just couldn't let this misquote opportunity pass

SI

sterlingice · 02-28-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Suspicious is maintaining a sixteen colors ansi art archive. Homeland security has been notified, wacko.

Damn. No wonder there are so few 4-bit color things out there now. Glad we've gotten to the bottom of this mystery.

(Don't hurt me Mr Chertoff, or your former-figurehead-now-turned-underground-dictatorial-overlord John Ashcroft)

SI

Fidatelo · 02-28-2008, 08:20 AM

Phalid, A Linear History:

- September 07 - February 08: Creates an account and begins lurking, as so many of us do. Little is known of this 'dark' period, but it is assumed that Phalid's enjoyment of the board included frequent occurances of laughing out loud and ejaculation.
- February 26 08: Creates a great thread with potential for uber-hilarity (only a small amount of which is properly explored). This is the kind of thread that leads members to ponder "Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf"-style musings about a young rookie. Things are looking promising until...
- February 26 08 + some hours: Bannination!~

This information has been brought to you by the FOFC Department of Historical Truthiness.

Schmidty · 02-28-2008, 08:55 AM

I'm suprised that more people aren't being vocal about the absolute stupidity of this banning.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-28-2008, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I'm suprised that more people aren't being vocal about the absolute stupidity of this banning.

What's the point of being vocal?

Logan · 02-28-2008, 09:00 AM

Has anyone actually PMed Skydog about this for a response? Or is this like the Kitty Genovese thing?

Subby · 02-28-2008, 09:00 AM

This banning is absolute stupidity

rkmsuf · 02-28-2008, 09:02 AM

Somewhere a mod ejuacutes with glee over the secrecy of the whole thing.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-28-2008, 09:13 AM

MOD WHY YOU BAN PHALLIC

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

MOD WHY YOU BAN PHALLIC

LOL.

MikeVic · 02-28-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Phalid, A Linear History:

- September 07 - February 08: Creates an account and begins lurking, as so many of us do. Little is known of this 'dark' period, but it is assumed that Phalid's enjoyment of the board included frequent occurances of laughing out loud and ejaculation.
- February 26 08: Creates a great thread with potential for uber-hilarity (only a small amount of which is properly explored). This is the kind of thread that leads members to ponder "Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf"-style musings about a young rookie. Things are looking promising until...
- February 26 08 + some hours: Bannination!~

This information has been brought to you by the FOFC Department of Historical Truthiness.

This will be the great mystery banning.

02-27-2008, 10:41 AM	#58
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	SportsDigs banned him two weeks ago. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-27-2008, 02:55 PM	#66
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I hope it wasn't a stone. To get a stone and be baninated at the same time is just crappy luck. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-27-2008, 03:14 PM	#69
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	= mini-schmidty __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-27-2008, 03:54 PM	#72
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Well if he is legit and he was banned then that was a pretty shitty move by whatever mod banned him. Unless it was Ryan S then its totally cool with me because Ryan is the man. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-27-2008, 04:02 PM	#73
lordscarlet Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Washington, DC	OK. I haven't been keeping up with this thread. People are surprised he was banned? __________________ Sixteen Colors ANSI/ASCII Art Archive "...the better half of the Moores..." -cthomer5000

02-27-2008, 10:33 AM	#53
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I'd just like to see a simple explanation... I noticed that he's completely banned, so he can't post in the FOF2K7 thread either. Or the new card game. I don't know if banning someone for a thread like this is the best way to send a message to a new member of the forum. If he's a duplicate account, or made by someone banned, or did something bad then that's ok. I'm just curious.

02-27-2008, 10:38 AM	#56
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I figured he was legit when he posted a pic of him and two friends playing Rock Band.

02-27-2008, 11:38 AM	#59
Atocep Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Puyallup, WA	So no email that explained the banning or anything from what I've been told (don't know if the powers that be typically do that or not). He's as much in the dark about this one as we are.

02-27-2008, 11:49 AM	#62
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Double dola. Knowing who the the mods are, I have a strong feeling as to who it was. And no, I'm not thinking of Skydog.

02-27-2008, 11:53 AM	#63
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Triple Dola. And no, I won't say who it was, because I am as big of a coward as that stupid fucker is. Of course, if it was a multiple account, I look like a pootytang. Bottomline - Let us police ourselves on this shit Nannymods.

02-27-2008, 11:59 AM	#64
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Quadruple dola BLOCKED. (we know it's coming)

02-27-2008, 03:19 PM	#70
Sgran High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Budapest	i know it's not much of a milestone, but what added posting privaleges can I look forward to as I near the 400 mark?

02-27-2008, 04:22 PM	#74
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Why should he be banned?

02-27-2008, 04:24 PM	#75
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY MODS - IF WE DID THEY COULD QUICKLY STEP IN AND OFFER AN EXPLANATION! :1000mini-schmidtys: __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-27-2008, 04:31 PM	#76
lordscarlet Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Washington, DC	He randomly showed up, posted a very odd troll-like thread, started 1 or 2 other threads, posted to several old threads.. it was all very suspicious. __________________ Sixteen Colors ANSI/ASCII Art Archive "...the better half of the Moores..." -cthomer5000

02-27-2008, 04:38 PM	#79
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Sometimes Malvert pee red.

02-27-2008, 04:38 PM	#80
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	It had to be something with a conflicting IP. His thread wasn't that bad or Troll like IMO.

02-27-2008, 04:40 PM	#81
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	How do we get a mod's attention? I'm just really curious as to why this happened.

02-27-2008, 04:41 PM	#82
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	If it's been 24 hours, and something HAS been done about a post, should I still report it?

02-27-2008, 04:42 PM	#84
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	If he'd posted yet another shitty parody thread, he'd still be here. Them's the vagaries.

02-27-2008, 04:47 PM	#88
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Maybe Fozzie should start one entitled: "I hurt this here tree" __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-27-2008, 08:32 PM	#89
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	I hurt when Phalid pees. Is there a problem there? __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

02-28-2008, 08:20 AM	#92
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Phalid, A Linear History: - September 07 - February 08: Creates an account and begins lurking, as so many of us do. Little is known of this 'dark' period, but it is assumed that Phalid's enjoyment of the board included frequent occurances of laughing out loud and ejaculation. - February 26 08: Creates a great thread with potential for uber-hilarity (only a small amount of which is properly explored). This is the kind of thread that leads members to ponder "Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf"-style musings about a young rookie. Things are looking promising until... - February 26 08 + some hours: Bannination!~ This information has been brought to you by the FOFC Department of Historical Truthiness. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-28-2008, 08:55 AM	#93
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I'm suprised that more people aren't being vocal about the absolute stupidity of this banning.

02-28-2008, 09:00 AM	#95
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Has anyone actually PMed Skydog about this for a response? Or is this like the Kitty Genovese thing?

02-28-2008, 09:00 AM	#96
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	This banning is absolute stupidity __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-28-2008, 09:02 AM	#97
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Somewhere a mod ejuacutes with glee over the secrecy of the whole thing. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-28-2008, 09:13 AM	#98
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	MOD WHY YOU BAN PHALLIC __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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