What Would Noop Do? (Or, the official "how to deal with the ladies" thread) - Page 2

RomaGoth · 10-12-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is she crazy as in, cut your nut sack off and use it as a change purse crazy? Or crazy as in, tie me up and stick your thumb in my ass crazy. One is not so cool, one is pretty cool.

Oh and pics plz...

I am rather curious which one you find cool.

JediKooter · 10-12-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I am rather curious which one you find cool.

Nothing that involves nut sack cutting and change purses.

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-12-2009, 06:13 PM

The problem with posting a pic is that the pic I have makes her honestly look like you could go either way, but could pretty much care less. In person she looks much better.

Last year I went out with a woman who turned out to have been a former dominatrix... THAT was a red flag. Another was when I got her to my place, she wouldn't let me get past a kiss. Nothing. Then I go to the bathroom & return to find her in my bedroom taking off her panties.

JediKooter · 10-12-2009, 06:26 PM

At least she wasn't trying to wear your panties. That's just rude.

stevew · 10-13-2009, 12:44 AM

This woman is likely broken. And at best refurbished. Not worth the time and/or effort. If you want crazy drama then proceed.

Sgran · 10-13-2009, 05:55 AM

Seems to me the risk/reward balance is way out of whack here. I'd say odds are very high that you end up bitter if you pursue it further. Best would be if you could invite her to a house party with lots of other chicks around and ignore her.

flere-imsaho · 10-13-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Sure enough, my thumb was in my own ass.

Quality post, would read again.

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

There are all sorts of red flags in this scenario. First off, the minute the second date starts with her in pajamas means she should never be considered serious girlfriend material, as she is either a total whore or a nutcase. No normal, well-adjusted woman does this.

At that point, you should be on a one track "hit it and quit it" path. Then, once she starts with the "I feel icky please don't touch me crap", it's time to just walk away. This chick is full of issues.

So, I thought Fidatelo's advice was spot on, and what I would have posted, had I read the thread earlier, and then....

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Quiet, but with lots of tats. The tats are representative of things. Like, there are daggers on her sides. One for each family member. Ex crazy enough that she moved because she didn't want him to know where she lives. She also graduated from Ohio State.

Your follow-up confirms that Fidatelo's advice is spot on. I'd move on.

DanGarion · 10-13-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

He is joking about the part that not many women like it, because plenty do.

Of course I don't think most people like their finger smelling of shit... But that's just me.

RomaGoth · 10-13-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Last year I went out with a woman who turned out to have been a former dominatrix... THAT was a red flag. Another was when I got her to my place, she wouldn't let me get past a kiss. Nothing. Then I go to the bathroom & return to find her in my bedroom taking off her panties and cracking a whip while unlocking a set of handcuffs.

fixed that for you

Logan · 10-13-2009, 11:43 AM

How many hands did she have to pull that off?

Autumn · 10-13-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

How many hands did she have to pull that off?

Just the right number.

JediKooter · 10-13-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Of course I don't think most people like their finger smelling of shit... But that's just me.

You're doing it wrong.

ISiddiqui · 10-13-2009, 01:14 PM

That's a nice finger in my ass... for me to POOP on...... wait...

RomaGoth · 10-13-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Of course I don't think most people like their finger smelling of shit... But that's just me.

Why would you date someone who doesn't wipe her ass?

Samdari · 10-13-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Why would you date someone who doesn't wipe her ass?

Who do you know who wipes the inside, where Noop is suggesting sticking your thumb?

RomaGoth · 10-13-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Who do you know who wipes the inside, where Noop is suggesting sticking your thumb?

I see your point. Strike that post from the record.

Samdari · 10-13-2009, 01:55 PM

Just remembered, I did not want anyone to know I read this thread. Crap.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-13-2009, 03:02 PM

Pretend I said something really gross here that would make all of you turn against me, because I'm thinking something really gross.

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-13-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Pretend I said something really gross here that would make all of you turn against me, because I'm thinking something really gross.

I can imagine that your sister is hot, but damn...

Silver Owl · 10-13-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Pretend I said something really gross here that would make all of you turn against me, because I'm thinking something really gross.

If it involves a tongue condom and jello. I'm thinking the same thing.

RomaGoth · 10-13-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Pretend I said something really gross here that would make all of you turn against me, because I'm thinking something really gross.

Remember, too, that you eat paste and battery acid.

10-12-2009, 06:26 PM	#54
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10-13-2009, 05:55 AM	#56
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10-13-2009, 01:14 PM	#63
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10-12-2009, 06:13 PM	#53
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	The problem with posting a pic is that the pic I have makes her honestly look like you could go either way, but could pretty much care less. In person she looks much better. Last year I went out with a woman who turned out to have been a former dominatrix... THAT was a red flag. Another was when I got her to my place, she wouldn't let me get past a kiss. Nothing. Then I go to the bathroom & return to find her in my bedroom taking off her panties.

10-13-2009, 12:44 AM	#55
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	This woman is likely broken. And at best refurbished. Not worth the time and/or effort. If you want crazy drama then proceed.

10-13-2009, 11:43 AM	#60
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	How many hands did she have to pull that off?

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