OT-How Long To Call? - Page 2

Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 10:28 AM

Fish this is what went through my mind . . .

"Uh, Hi. I'm that complete stranger you had a five minute conversation with a the pub the other night. If you want to call me back we can contiune that drunken babble . . . if not, I guess I'll never hear from you again."

Not the most awe inspiring of answering machine messages.

Note: I did not actually leave that message

Fritz · 03-20-2001, 10:31 AM

Ctown,

Did she give you her number?

If the answer is yes that means she wants you call.

You will get at least one date out of this.

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Ctown-Fan says: "Fritz, a reference to [thes] designated driver, not man boobs."

Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz:
I probably am a little mean, but it certainly ment in fun (at your expense). I do wish you the best.

I know Fritz, I think what you are writing is funny, and I don't mind jokes at my expense--Hell IRL I encourage them for people who can take a joke back.

Life is way to short to take yourself or others too seriously.

Think of all the grumpy people you know.

petrochile · 03-20-2001, 10:44 AM

C-town, you are probably better off not leaving a message, because if you really mess it up it could cost you. if you have awkward silences in the message, it will look bad. Also you don't want to have an incident that occured in Swingers with the answering machine. I am sorry to keep on bringing that movie up, but you situation is drawing several parallels from the movie. Well good luck tonight!

Wilzone · 03-20-2001, 10:51 AM

I got a girl's phone number one time back in college and I called her the next day.

Here is how it went...my thoughts are in parentheses:

I make the call. Phone rings 3 or 4 times and I start to get nervous...finally she picks up.

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Girl: [incoherent mumbling]...Can you hold please?
Me: Sure...(I am confused...I was just put on hold before she even knew who I was...Why would she do that? Should I hang up??...Getting pretty nervous here....Who would put a guy on hold like this without even knowing who I was???...She is pretty hot so I'll stick it out...she's definitely worth it...please pick up soon....WAIT... she's back...)
Girl: Thank you for holding can I help you?
Me: Uh...(can I help you? what the hell??)...uh...this is Chris, the guy from the bar last night.
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: This is Chris from last night...(oh shit, she doesn't remember me...what do I do now?)...
Girl: Sir..
Me: Yes?...(Sir??...she just called me sir...what the hell is going on here?)
Girl: I think you have the wrong number. This is Dominoes.
Me: WHAT??? What do you mean this is Dominoes?
Dominoes Girl: This is Dominoes Pizza, I think you have the wrong number...
Me: Oh sorry...Thank You (I must have just dialed it wrong...I guess I was careless during the dial...I'll try again...phew..that was close)

Re-Dial

Dominoes Girl: Dominoes, can you hold please?

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Now that I look back on it, it was damn funny. But at the time I wanted to strangle that stupid girl for playing with my emotions like that. She gave me the damn Dominoes number.

What's my point?? I don't know.

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ctmason · 03-20-2001, 12:09 PM

In all seriousness, just call and leave a message, its not really uncouth, is it?

Then, wait 24 hours (not to the minute, or else you'll become super scary psycho man really quick) and call her back.

Sounds like a good strategy to me. Heck, even worked for me a few times, but then again, you know, there's always the nagging....nag...nag...nag..."Todd why do you leave your socks lying around, Todd why don't you take me out more, Todd, why do you keep me locked in this room..."

Ah...I need a drink, or a doughnut.

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UGA Alumni (ABJ '99)
Powdered Doughnut Lover

albionmoonlight · 03-20-2001, 02:03 PM

Just send her a cut and paste of this thread--you'll look all the better compared to us and score big points.

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Fritz · 03-20-2001, 02:20 PM

SO I was just watching the cartoon network and I saw something that might just work for you.

You should persue her aggressively, grab her in your arms, and tell her in a canned french accent how you will lover her for all eternity. Then kiss her madly!

The key here is to follow her relentlessly. Trick the lady if need be.

She will be yours, oh yes, she will be yours.

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Ctown-Fan says: "Fritz, a reference to [the] designated driver, not man boobs."

Raven · 03-20-2001, 02:43 PM

I hope you got her name.

ring ring

Hello?
Hi is 1L there?
WHO??

The David Reborn · 03-20-2001, 02:47 PM

Unless her name is actually Juanelle.

petrochile · 03-20-2001, 03:16 PM

Wil, I enjoyed you DOminoes thread. I just didn't know what to say in response w/o looking like an ass. I didn't want to kick you when you are down

This reminds me of a story that involves my bad luck with women.

About a month and half ago I went to a club with some friends. Got in there and was scoping out the scene on the dancefloor. Well they were playing one of my favorite songs and I was excited, so I asked a young lady to dance with me. She said yes.

I just wanted somone to dance with, I was looking for anything more, but this girl was cute. We talked for a few seconds and she said her name was Tara. I don't know what happened but she starts making out with me, and this goes on for a while, and well I was at 2nd base a little to long and it stopped, but we did dance for a little bit longer. I left, went to look for my friends.

I thought, the night is long and hopefully I can have a good time. Well with a few drinks in me I become more festive. I just start dancing through the club, instead of walking through, and a cute blonde catches my eye, so I give her some eye contact, and then we start dancing, at the side of the club.

We progress to the dancefloor and we are going at, it was "conjugal visit" type dancing if you know what I mean. Man, me and her were getting crazy. This was like for 30 minutes. I am like this is my lucky day. So my new friend asked me would I like to buy her a drink and I say yes, a Red Bull and Vodka I might add. I think her name was Sarah.

Then she says do you want to meet my friend, and I say sure. So Sarah introduces me to her friend. Her friend was Tara, the girl I was making out with before. They compare notes and give me an evil look. I just smile and laugh, take my seat next to this one dude and proceed to tell him the story.

I have all the luck don't I?

Wilzone · 03-20-2001, 03:22 PM

I can't think of a better chance to at least suggest a threesome. Did it cross your mind or were they too pissed at you??

No, I'm just kidding. That is pretty unlucky.

ibdb · 03-20-2001, 03:29 PM

Fritz - you might want to edit that signature of yours.

"Fritz, a reference to [the] designated driver, not man boobs."

I read that partial excerpt to say that as a reference to Fritz could have been meant to bring thoughts of either the DD or man boobs.

In any event, I'd have called the next day and probably also not have left a message. Of course, what do I know? My wife asked me out on our first date after getting tired of waiting for me to call. Wait a second, maybe that playing hard to get stuff worked afterall. . .

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Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 03:34 PM

Petro,

That actually sounds like a pretty fun night. Besides, you got a great story to tell from it.

Although, that is how you catch social diseases young man!

Wilzone · 03-20-2001, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The David Reborn:
Unless her name is actually Juanelle.

I don't want to let the brilliance of that post go unnoticed.

petrochile · 03-20-2001, 03:51 PM

Wil, I should of suggested one, what did I have to lose? Getting beat up by two girls can only add more to this story.

C-town, it is a great story, and thats what I will take from it. Almost as good as my story of me coming home real drunk from Wrigley Field last summer. In short that story involves hitchiking, threatening a driver, almost getting hit by a taxi, somehow getting on a train and traveling 40 miles, a conforntation with a train conductor, and bumping into a friend who finally took me home. That is for another time my friend.

CubsFan915 · 03-20-2001, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ctmason:
Here's what you do, I just pray I haven't found this thread too late!

Don't call, just give the number to a qualified private detective and have him/her check her out. I'm talking Roto Rooter her past, man, leave no stone unturned. I want to know...uh, I mean YOU should want to know what her grandmother likes for breakfast.

Heck, just trade for that copy of NetDetective and do the same thing yourself!

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WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

Fritz · 03-20-2001, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibdb:
Fritz - you might want to edit that signature of yours.

"Fritz, a reference to [the] designated driver, not man boobs."

I read that partial excerpt to say that as a reference to Fritz could have been meant to bring thoughts of either the DD or man boobs.

Yea, that was on purpose.

Fritz · 03-20-2001, 05:31 PM

F*ck it, I am tired of waiting!

Ctown. E-mail me her number and I will call her for you and set up the date. No foolishness, you will have a date with this woman at a resturant of her choosing.

Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz:
F*ck it, I am tired of waiting!

Ctown. E-mail me her number and I will call her for you and set up the date. No foolishness, you will have a date with this woman at a resturant of her choosing.

Dude, chill!

Seriously I am going to call at seven!

I shall post the results soon after !

petrochile · 03-20-2001, 05:38 PM

I think we should have a witness C-town. Pick one of us and use 3-way calling. Then you can give your account, and they we can have the 3rd person tell his. Then we can learn from this occasion. It will be a benefit to us all, so what do you say?

Good Luck, man

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Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 05:45 PM

Geeze,

why don't I just record the conversation with my digital recorder, turn it into an mp3 file and then make it avaliable on napster for free download?

That would make the next step much easier if you could all dissect the nuiances of the conversation.

VOYERS!!!

Fritz · 03-20-2001, 05:45 PM

Good Luck.

If she is a law student you might have a hard time reaching her. You may want to try durning the day if it does not pan out this evening.

The David Reborn · 03-20-2001, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

why don't I just record the conversation with my digital recorder, turn it into an mp3 file and then make it avaliable on napster for free download?

Give us some credit. We're not that bad. I am sure a transcript will be good enough.

Good Luck

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Fritz · 03-20-2001, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
why don't I just record the conversation with my digital recorder, turn it into an mp3 file and then make it avaliable on napster for free download?

I could put it on my new site: http://www.ctownsgotaboner.com

I hope you talk dirty.
I hope she talks dirtier.

Buddy Grant · 03-20-2001, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibdb:
...

I read that partial excerpt to say that as a reference to Fritz could have been meant to bring thoughts of either the DD or man boobs.

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Hey ibdb - what the heck does this mean? Maybe it makes perfect sense and I'm just experiencing some kind of flashback. If that's the case please confirm & I'll just sleep this one off.

Upstate_New_York · 03-20-2001, 07:41 PM

People! Let's get with it already! Is Ctown's love life really worth 75 posts!

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Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Upstate_New_York:
People! Let's get with it already! Is Ctown's love life really worth 75 posts!

My GOD USNY, my Love life is worth a minimum 500 posts!

You should feel honored that I have let you into my life outside FOF

Besides, I never thought this thread would contain such a compelling discussion of man boobs!

BTW, no contact with a female human yet.

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Kosta · 03-20-2001, 09:28 PM

If you'd just waited to call Juanelle like I said there wouldn't have been any problems in the first place....... just make sure when you do reach her you act like this was the first time you called. Sigh....rookies....

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Fritz · 03-20-2001, 10:04 PM

With all the power vested in me by somebody real important and offical, I STRIP CTown-Fan of his Grizzled Veteran status and send him down to waterboy until he can get the job done!

Poof!

Ctown-Fan · 03-20-2001, 11:06 PM

Man you guys are tough critics!

Anyhow, I called and left a message. 1L is also an RD/AC I can't remember which title exactly, but that means she is hard to get in touch with.

I shall not be detered.

BTW, Kosta. I'm not really a rookie when it comes to relationships--just to the "game."

Think of me as coming off the DL after a prolonged injury.

Frtiz, I'll just reinstate myself after Drew Carey tomorrow night, I will be the King of The Dutch again and it will be my right. So There!

Fritz · 03-21-2001, 07:29 AM

You are a waterboy until you get the job done, or die trying!

Good Luck!

Critch · 03-21-2001, 08:46 AM

If she doesn't phone back by the weekend, you might want to hit the bars at the weekend and write "For a cheap sexy time call ???-????" on rest room walls to retaliate for her not answering.

Just an idea.

(I mean put her number on the walls, but if you're real desperate, you could put your own.)

Wilzone · 03-21-2001, 08:52 AM

Good Luck C-Town.

At least you actually got her "real" phone number and not the local pizza place's. That is always a good first step.

Ctown-Fan · 03-21-2001, 08:55 AM

LOL Critch,

I believe that proves you are Scottish! A Brit would say something like, "Must not grumble," to no return call.

You have proven yourself well!

Fritz · 03-21-2001, 01:27 PM

Ctown, while reading about Zanesville in one of petrochile's post I came across this. It might be of some use.

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FishFan · 03-21-2001, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Good Luck C-Town.

At least you actually got her "real" phone number and not the local pizza place's. That is always a good first step.

Or 867-5309. I don't know how many times I got that number in my college years.

Julio Riddols · 03-21-2001, 07:27 PM

All you have to do is ask for Jenny... She and I dated for a few months back in 2000. She has aged gracefully.

OldSchool · 03-21-2001, 10:00 PM

CT,

Good luck w/ the girl. Just don't forget that CallerID wasn't a part of the game last time you played. Two hangups = two messages these days.

Ctown-Fan · 03-21-2001, 10:13 PM

The Plot Thickens: Ctown Misses Return Call, Learns He Is Still In Game

Vermilion and University Circle (E-Entertainment News)- CTown's call was returned by 1l this evening, only have not to have been home when it was made.

Sources confirm that the message was upbeat and did not appear to have any "what have I gotten myself into," tone to it.

Ctown made a quick run for coffee at approximatly 7:45pm, before settling down to watch ED his favorite television show. Upon checking the phone messages after the program, he discovered a message from 1L during the time period of absense.

Ctown was quoted as thinking, "How in the Hell did she know when I'd be gone."

At 9:15 Ctown returned the call, but to no avail, 1L was gone, and he was left with the answering machine again. The game has turned into phone tag, but now 1L is it.

"Phone tag can be a frustrating time," Ctown's thinks, "but at least I go a call back--this is a good sign."

Just thought I'd give you an update

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03-21-2001, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Ctown made a quick run for coffee at approximatly 7:45pm, before settling down to watch ED his favorite television show.

You are the second person this week to mention the show. The first one told me he and his wife sit down together for only ONE show a week. You guessed it - ED
Interesting enough for me to check it out.

Ctown-Fan · 03-21-2001, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B & B:
The first one told me he and his wife sit down together for only ONE show a week. You guessed it - ED

Ed is now the only show I make an effort to watch on televison each week. I used to watch Drew Carey as well, but that has really gone down hill this year.

Basically, if you liked Northern Exposure, you will probably like Ed. The main love interest is not the same as the old rehased "Sam and Diane," gig that you see over and over.

It has some base comedy but mostly is a lot more intelligent.

A recent episode was an excellent interweaving of Walden and the several ongoing plots.

I also thinks it really appeals to people in the post college to 40 range. I know that I have drawn a lot of parallels from my own life out of the show.

A very well done program!

Fritz · 03-22-2001, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
I used to watch Drew Carey as well, but that has really gone down hill this year.

I think you are understating the drop the show has taken.

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CTOWN -Please note that she called promptly, and left a message. What do you learn from this? Like most Lawyers, she has no fear.

Fritz · 03-22-2001, 06:26 AM

Dola.

Keep a copy of this thread. You can show it to her later when it does not matter how much of a dork you are.

She may get a kick out of it.

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QuikSand · 03-22-2001, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
...before settling down to watch ED his favorite television show

My thinking here is in these days of Viagra and Bob DOle commercials, it's probably better not to capitalize the name Ed in this context.

If the 1.L. gets the sense that you're watching a film on E.D., you'll surely be S.O.L.

Fritz · 03-22-2001, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuikSand:
If the 1.L. gets the sense that you're watching a film on E.D., you'll surely be S.O.L.

Stuck on Licking?
[the]Strap on Lad?

FishFan · 03-22-2001, 08:59 AM

Great news! Nothing better than a game of phone tag. At least you figured out how to leave a message. That's great!

Oh, what's all this fuss about Ed? Is it that great? The only TV show I watch is The Sopranos. I love the way Tony eats.

sachmo71 · 03-22-2001, 09:41 AM

Did you call her back yet? You know you are now required to give us a very detailed account of the date when/if it happens....

Ctown-Fan · 03-22-2001, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuikSand:
If the 1.L. gets the sense that you're watching a film on E.D., you'll surely be S.O.L.

LOL! That was great, and I do think you have a valid point. BTW, nice Acronyms

A funny side note, I got an email from one of my friends (who is a lawyer) this morning, which basically chewed me out for even thinking of asking out another lawyer. Evidently, I have already used up my recomended life-time dosage of lawer dating points, or something like that.

Fritz, I never used to miss an episode, but this year I haven't been able to watch past the first commercial break before I go back to the computer, or pick up a book, or run screaming from the house.

FF: Literally, since the end of football season I have watched no more than 3 hours of television in any week. Usually I watch [for QS]Ed[/for QS] and that is it. I have watched several discovery channel specials, a couple of soccer matches, and tried to give the XFL a fair shake. I just can't sit there because I find it really dull.

Ed however, keeps me interested for the entire hour it is on.

sachmo71: I called back last night and left a message, I shall try again tonight.

yes, I'll let you know what happened, but I won't get too detailed.

sachmo71 · 03-22-2001, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:

sachmo71: I called back last night and left a message, I shall try again tonight.

yes, I'll let you know what happened, but I won't get too detailed.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE THROUGH YOU IF YOU WONT GET TO DETAILED! IM MARRIED FOR GOD'S SAKE!

03-20-2001, 10:31 AM	#52
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Ctown, Did she give you her number? If the answer is yes that means she wants you call. You will get at least one date out of this. ------------------ I misspell more by 7am than most people will all day. --- Ctown-Fan says: "Fritz, a reference to [thes] designated driver, not man boobs." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-20-2001, 10:44 AM	#54
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	C-town, you are probably better off not leaving a message, because if you really mess it up it could cost you. if you have awkward silences in the message, it will look bad. Also you don't want to have an incident that occured in Swingers with the answering machine. I am sorry to keep on bringing that movie up, but you situation is drawing several parallels from the movie. Well good luck tonight! __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

03-20-2001, 10:51 AM	#55
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	I got a girl's phone number one time back in college and I called her the next day. Here is how it went...my thoughts are in parentheses: I make the call. Phone rings 3 or 4 times and I start to get nervous...finally she picks up. --------------------------------------------------- Girl: [incoherent mumbling]...Can you hold please? Me: Sure...(I am confused...I was just put on hold before she even knew who I was...Why would she do that? Should I hang up??...Getting pretty nervous here....Who would put a guy on hold like this without even knowing who I was???...She is pretty hot so I'll stick it out...she's definitely worth it...please pick up soon....WAIT... she's back...) Girl: Thank you for holding can I help you? Me: Uh...(can I help you? what the hell??)...uh...this is Chris, the guy from the bar last night. Girl: Excuse me? Me: This is Chris from last night...(oh shit, she doesn't remember me...what do I do now?)... Girl: Sir.. Me: Yes?...(Sir??...she just called me sir...what the hell is going on here?) Girl: I think you have the wrong number. This is Dominoes. Me: WHAT??? What do you mean this is Dominoes? Dominoes Girl: This is Dominoes Pizza, I think you have the wrong number... Me: Oh sorry...Thank You (I must have just dialed it wrong...I guess I was careless during the dial...I'll try again...phew..that was close) Re-Dial Dominoes Girl: Dominoes, can you hold please? ------------------------------------------------ Now that I look back on it, it was damn funny. But at the time I wanted to strangle that stupid girl for playing with my emotions like that. She gave me the damn Dominoes number. What's my point?? I don't know. [This message has been edited by Wilzone (edited 03-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by Wilzone (edited 03-20-2001).] __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

03-20-2001, 02:20 PM	#58
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	SO I was just watching the cartoon network and I saw something that might just work for you. You should persue her aggressively, grab her in your arms, and tell her in a canned french accent how you will lover her for all eternity. Then kiss her madly! The key here is to follow her relentlessly. Trick the lady if need be. She will be yours, oh yes, she will be yours. ------------------ I misspell more by 7am than most people will all day. --- Ctown-Fan says: "Fritz, a reference to [the] designated driver, not man boobs." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-20-2001, 02:47 PM	#60
The David Reborn n00b Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Columbia, Md	Unless her name is actually Juanelle. __________________ "You just won the XFL championship game! Now where are you going?" "I'm going to Disneyland -- to ask for my old job back." - from Late Night with Conan O'Brien

03-20-2001, 12:09 PM	#56
ctmason High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mesa, AZ	In all seriousness, just call and leave a message, its not really uncouth, is it? Then, wait 24 hours (not to the minute, or else you'll become super scary psycho man really quick) and call her back. Sounds like a good strategy to me. Heck, even worked for me a few times, but then again, you know, there's always the nagging....nag...nag...nag..."Todd why do you leave your socks lying around, Todd why don't you take me out more, Todd, why do you keep me locked in this room..." Ah...I need a drink, or a doughnut. ------------------ C. Todd Mason UGA Alumni (ABJ '99) Powdered Doughnut Lover

03-20-2001, 02:03 PM	#57
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Just send her a cut and paste of this thread--you'll look all the better compared to us and score big points. ______________________ Living vicariously and proud of it

03-20-2001, 02:43 PM	#59
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	I hope you got her name. ring ring Hello? Hi is 1L there? WHO??

03-20-2001, 03:16 PM	#61
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	Wil, I enjoyed you DOminoes thread. I just didn't know what to say in response w/o looking like an ass. I didn't want to kick you when you are down This reminds me of a story that involves my bad luck with women. About a month and half ago I went to a club with some friends. Got in there and was scoping out the scene on the dancefloor. Well they were playing one of my favorite songs and I was excited, so I asked a young lady to dance with me. She said yes. I just wanted somone to dance with, I was looking for anything more, but this girl was cute. We talked for a few seconds and she said her name was Tara. I don't know what happened but she starts making out with me, and this goes on for a while, and well I was at 2nd base a little to long and it stopped, but we did dance for a little bit longer. I left, went to look for my friends. I thought, the night is long and hopefully I can have a good time. Well with a few drinks in me I become more festive. I just start dancing through the club, instead of walking through, and a cute blonde catches my eye, so I give her some eye contact, and then we start dancing, at the side of the club. We progress to the dancefloor and we are going at, it was "conjugal visit" type dancing if you know what I mean. Man, me and her were getting crazy. This was like for 30 minutes. I am like this is my lucky day. So my new friend asked me would I like to buy her a drink and I say yes, a Red Bull and Vodka I might add. I think her name was Sarah. Then she says do you want to meet my friend, and I say sure. So Sarah introduces me to her friend. Her friend was Tara, the girl I was making out with before. They compare notes and give me an evil look. I just smile and laugh, take my seat next to this one dude and proceed to tell him the story. I have all the luck don't I? __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

03-20-2001, 03:22 PM	#62
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	I can't think of a better chance to at least suggest a threesome. Did it cross your mind or were they too pissed at you?? No, I'm just kidding. That is pretty unlucky. __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

03-20-2001, 03:29 PM	#63
ibdb n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Looking out at Mt. Rainier	Fritz - you might want to edit that signature of yours. "Fritz, a reference to [the] designated driver, not man boobs." I read that partial excerpt to say that as a reference to Fritz could have been meant to bring thoughts of either the DD or man boobs. In any event, I'd have called the next day and probably also not have left a message. Of course, what do I know? My wife asked me out on our first date after getting tired of waiting for me to call. Wait a second, maybe that playing hard to get stuff worked afterall. . . [This message has been edited by ibdb (edited 03-20-2001).] __________________ I am still alive -- I've just got a honeydo list longer than this board allows.

03-20-2001, 03:34 PM	#64
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Petro, That actually sounds like a pretty fun night. Besides, you got a great story to tell from it. Although, that is how you catch social diseases young man! __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

03-20-2001, 03:51 PM	#66
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	Wil, I should of suggested one, what did I have to lose? Getting beat up by two girls can only add more to this story. C-town, it is a great story, and thats what I will take from it. Almost as good as my story of me coming home real drunk from Wrigley Field last summer. In short that story involves hitchiking, threatening a driver, almost getting hit by a taxi, somehow getting on a train and traveling 40 miles, a conforntation with a train conductor, and bumping into a friend who finally took me home. That is for another time my friend. __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

03-20-2001, 05:31 PM	#69
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	F*ck it, I am tired of waiting! Ctown. E-mail me her number and I will call her for you and set up the date. No foolishness, you will have a date with this woman at a resturant of her choosing. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-20-2001, 05:38 PM	#71
petrochile H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Stankonia	I think we should have a witness C-town. Pick one of us and use 3-way calling. Then you can give your account, and they we can have the 3rd person tell his. Then we can learn from this occasion. It will be a benefit to us all, so what do you say? Good Luck, man [This message has been edited by petrochile (edited 03-20-2001).] __________________ Owner of the Jamaica Rastas of the FOFL

03-20-2001, 05:45 PM	#72
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Geeze, why don't I just record the conversation with my digital recorder, turn it into an mp3 file and then make it avaliable on napster for free download? That would make the next step much easier if you could all dissect the nuiances of the conversation. VOYERS!!! __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

03-20-2001, 07:41 PM	#77
Upstate_New_York Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Space is the place.	People! Let's get with it already! Is Ctown's love life really worth 75 posts! ------------------ "That restaurant's so crowded, no one goes there anymore." - Yogi Berra __________________ "Liberty. Equality. Fraternity. Information." - From Brazil

03-20-2001, 09:28 PM	#79
Kosta High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Australia	If you'd just waited to call Juanelle like I said there wouldn't have been any problems in the first place....... just make sure when you do reach her you act like this was the first time you called. Sigh....rookies.... ------------------ Proudly representing the entire Southern Hemisphere __________________ Proudly representing the entire Southern Hemisphere

03-20-2001, 10:04 PM	#80
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	With all the power vested in me by somebody real important and offical, I STRIP CTown-Fan of his Grizzled Veteran status and send him down to waterboy until he can get the job done! Poof! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-20-2001, 11:06 PM	#81
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Man you guys are tough critics! Anyhow, I called and left a message. 1L is also an RD/AC I can't remember which title exactly, but that means she is hard to get in touch with. I shall not be detered. BTW, Kosta. I'm not really a rookie when it comes to relationships--just to the "game." Think of me as coming off the DL after a prolonged injury. Frtiz, I'll just reinstate myself after Drew Carey tomorrow night, I will be the King of The Dutch again and it will be my right. So There! __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

03-21-2001, 07:29 AM	#82
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	You are a waterboy until you get the job done, or die trying! Good Luck! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-21-2001, 08:46 AM	#83
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	If she doesn't phone back by the weekend, you might want to hit the bars at the weekend and write "For a cheap sexy time call ???-????" on rest room walls to retaliate for her not answering. Just an idea. (I mean put her number on the walls, but if you're real desperate, you could put your own.)

03-21-2001, 08:52 AM	#84
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	Good Luck C-Town. At least you actually got her "real" phone number and not the local pizza place's. That is always a good first step. __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

03-21-2001, 08:55 AM	#85
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	LOL Critch, I believe that proves you are Scottish! A Brit would say something like, "Must not grumble," to no return call. You have proven yourself well! __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

03-21-2001, 01:27 PM	#86
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Ctown, while reading about Zanesville in one of petrochile's post I came across this. It might be of some use. [This message has been edited by Fritz (edited 03-21-2001).] __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-21-2001, 07:27 PM	#88
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	All you have to do is ask for Jenny... She and I dated for a few months back in 2000. She has aged gracefully. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

03-21-2001, 10:00 PM	#89
OldSchool High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Florida	CT, Good luck w/ the girl. Just don't forget that CallerID wasn't a part of the game last time you played. Two hangups = two messages these days.

03-21-2001, 10:13 PM	#90
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	The Plot Thickens: Ctown Misses Return Call, Learns He Is Still In Game Vermilion and University Circle (E-Entertainment News)- CTown's call was returned by 1l this evening, only have not to have been home when it was made. Sources confirm that the message was upbeat and did not appear to have any "what have I gotten myself into," tone to it. Ctown made a quick run for coffee at approximatly 7:45pm, before settling down to watch ED his favorite television show. Upon checking the phone messages after the program, he discovered a message from 1L during the time period of absense. Ctown was quoted as thinking, "How in the Hell did she know when I'd be gone." At 9:15 Ctown returned the call, but to no avail, 1L was gone, and he was left with the answering machine again. The game has turned into phone tag, but now 1L is it. "Phone tag can be a frustrating time," Ctown's thinks, "but at least I go a call back--this is a good sign." Just thought I'd give you an update [This message has been edited by Ctown-Fan (edited 03-21-2001).] __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

03-22-2001, 06:26 AM	#94
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Dola. Keep a copy of this thread. You can show it to her later when it does not matter how much of a dork you are. She may get a kick out of it. [This message has been edited by Fritz (edited 03-22-2001).] __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-22-2001, 08:59 AM	#97
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Great news! Nothing better than a game of phone tag. At least you figured out how to leave a message. That's great! Oh, what's all this fuss about Ed? Is it that great? The only TV show I watch is The Sopranos. I love the way Tony eats.

03-22-2001, 09:41 AM	#98
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Did you call her back yet? You know you are now required to give us a very detailed account of the date when/if it happens....

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