The OFFICIAL 2008-09 NHL Offseason Thread - Page 17

Maple Leafs · 09-03-2008, 08:17 PM

Mats Sundin confirmed today that he's not planning to make any decisions before the season starts, and will probably play a partial season a la Forsberg or Niedermayer.

In other words... "Hey, remember that shit I said at the deadline about how you need to be on a team from October to June? I can not believe you suckers actually bough that!"

samifan24 · 09-03-2008, 08:29 PM

Mats Sundin is the new Brett Favre?

Suburban Rhythm · 09-03-2008, 08:53 PM

Didn't see this posted

To Florida:

Bryan McCabe and 2010 4th round pick

To Toronto:

Mike Van Ryn

Chief Rum · 09-03-2008, 10:36 PM

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Didn't see this posted

To Florida:

Bryan McCabe and 2010 4th round pick

To Toronto:

Mike Van Ryn

I was going to post something before, but then I realized both teams suck, so who cares?

(runs away and hides...

)

samifan24 · 09-03-2008, 10:46 PM

I see that Stephane Yelle signed with the Bruins. I had no idea he was even still in the league. He's been on Calgary for years? How did I miss this? I never watch the Flames but still...

Dr. Sak · 09-04-2008, 05:16 AM

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Mats Sundin is the new Brett Favre?

Favre actually won something.

Maple Leafs · 09-04-2008, 09:06 AM

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Mats Sundin is the new Brett Favre?

Actually, Favre was the new Sundin.

But think of it this way: remember how long the Favre saga seemed to drag on (and on and on) for?

That entire thing happened in between Sundin even saying anything.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 06:56 AM

Chelios OFFICIALLY signs his one year deal. Year 25.

Panthers agree to 6 tear extension with Keith Ballard. So, where will Bouwmeester be traded in February?

Draft Dodger · 09-10-2008, 08:18 AM

I forget - how did Ballard get to Fla?

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 08:19 AM

Jokinen?

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 08:53 AM

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Jokinen?

Yes

Jokinen for Ballard and Boynton....might be some other riff raff involved, can't remember.

Then Florida made the trade for Bryan McCabe.

Maybe they will pair their D with Tampa's forwards and form one halfway decent team in the state of Florida.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 09:42 AM

My friend just told me that the Pens called him and a player will deliver his tickets to him today at 4pm at his house. I offered him $200 to let me answer the door. He declined. I still might show up in his yard with my Flyers jersey.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 09:56 AM

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My friend just told me that the Pens called him and a player will deliver his tickets to him today at 4pm at his house. I offered him $200 to let me answer the door. He declined. I still might show up in his yard with my Flyers jersey.

They'll probably slide right past you pretty easily, like it was May all over again.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 10:04 AM

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They'll probably slide right past you pretty easily, like it was May all over again.

Right, Crosby falls at the sight of an orange and black jersey.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 10:07 AM

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Right, Crosby falls at the sight of an orange and black jersey.

Is your jersey a Briere jersey? Cause it will almost be like you an invisible--whoever delivers the tickets won't even notice you.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 10:12 AM

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Is your jersey a Briere jersey? Cause it will almost be like you an invisible--whoever delivers the tickets won't even notice you.

No it's a Richards one...so if it is Malkin he'll be reminded of the crushing check that make him miss the ECF and Stanley Cup Finals.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 10:29 AM

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No it's a Richards one...so if it is Malkin he'll be reminded of the crushing check that make him miss the ECF and Stanley Cup Finals.

The ECF? I'll assume you are forgetting about the slapper Malkin blew past Biron about, oh, 10 seconds after that hit.

DeToxRox · 09-10-2008, 10:33 AM

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The ECF? I'll assume you are forgetting about the slapper Malkin blew past Biron about, oh, 10 seconds after that hit.

It had a delayed effect .. See Stanley Cup Finals.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 10:36 AM

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The ECF? I'll assume you are forgetting about the slapper Malkin blew past Biron about, oh, 10 seconds after that hit.

He was numb after the hit. It took awhile for the pain to reach his brain...he's a little...um...slow.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 12:26 PM

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He was numb after the hit. It took awhile for the pain to reach his brain...he's a little...um...slow.

Like Ivan Drago, he can't feel pain.

I will give you some players sense pain quicker than others. Steve Downie for example. That is one good explanation for skating away in the middle of a fight.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 12:30 PM

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Like Ivan Drago, he can't feel pain.

I will give you some players sense pain quicker than others. Steve Downie for example. That is one good explanation for skating away in the middle of a fight.

Or Ryan Malone after Hatcher bloodies him.

Sid has an uncanny sense of feeling pain BEFORE it hits him. Like anytime Mike Richards goes after him and Sid curls in the fetal position.

Wow are we going to have fun on October 14!!

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 12:38 PM

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Or Ryan Malone after Hatcher bloodies him.

Sid has an uncanny sense of feeling pain BEFORE it hits him. Like anytime Mike Richards goes after him and Sid curls in the fetal position.

Wow are we going to have fun on October 14!!

Malone at least took the punches (or are we talking a typical Hatcher high-stick?) Downie threw in the towel.

I think Sid is just trying to clear the puck with his hand, since 99% chance his stick was broken by a Richards slash.

I should know for sure whenever my tix get here. Are you going to stuff your face with popcorn Bobby Clarke style?

sterlingice · 09-10-2008, 12:56 PM

(that little exchange is fun- I miss the season and it needs to start soon)

SI

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 01:12 PM

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Malone at least took the punches (or are we talking a typical Hatcher high-stick?) Downie threw in the towel.

I think Sid is just trying to clear the puck with his hand, since 99% chance his stick was broken by a Richards slash.

I should know for sure whenever my tix get here. Are you going to stuff your face with popcorn Bobby Clarke style?

No but I will slide tackle your ass ala George Laraque on Marty Biron. Oh that's right...he tripped!

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 01:27 PM

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No but I will slide tackle your ass ala George Laraque on Marty Biron. Oh that's right...he tripped!

I know I am a few years older...so I can play Gary Roberts to your Ben Eager.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 01:29 PM

For anyone wondering...I am taking the good Dr to the Pens/Flyers game 10/14. I am slightly worried...since as I mentioned, I know I am a couple years older, and remember prior posts about cougars.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 01:34 PM

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I know I am a few years older...so I can play Gary Roberts to your Ben Eager.

I hope you don't break your hip running towards me.

Draft Dodger · 09-10-2008, 03:55 PM

so, who delivered the tix?

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2008, 05:54 PM

Gonchar

samifan24 · 09-10-2008, 08:32 PM

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Gonchar

Wow, that's pretty cool. I figured they'd send some AHL scrub you never heard of. Are you a full season ticket holder?

Chief Rum · 09-10-2008, 08:41 PM

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Right, Crosby falls at the sight of an orange and black jersey.

Ha Crosby!

This is going to be like a McDonald's Monopoly game. You'll go nuts picking up fifty Atlantic Avenues, and never get that Park Park square you need. Because there is only one Park Place square out there and it's in Omaha or Tuscaloosa or Ogden.

I can see it now. Crosby goes to one place, Malkin to another. The rest a y'all get a thousand Mark Eatons, Robert Scuderis and Jonathon Filewiches (wiche?). "Hey, guys, look, I got a Minard!"

Chief Rum · 09-10-2008, 08:43 PM

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Gonchar

Well, that's pretty solid actually. I'm still waiting to see how many times the scrubs get sent out, and the guys at the door say, "Who are you again?"

Wolfpack · 09-10-2008, 09:12 PM

Carolina presented their new alternate uniforms today, though the design has generally been guessed at for a while now. Basically, the shoulder logo (storm-flag-on-a-stick) and primary logo are trading places. The design is also mostly black with only the name and numbers in white with red trim and the red and black pattern on the shirttail changed to black and gray. There will also be a red/gray strip on the sleeve and the lower leg.

samifan24 · 09-10-2008, 09:14 PM

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Carolina presented their new alternate uniforms today, though the design has generally been guessed at for a while now. Basically, the shoulder logo (storm-flag-on-a-stick) and primary logo are trading places.

Wow, that jersey sucks. Here's a better option:

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 09:17 PM

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Well, that's pretty solid actually. I'm still waiting to see how many times the scrubs get sent out, and the guys at the door say, "Who are you again?"

If it is the same as last year, only about 20 ticket holders got a visitor, and it was by those pretty much assured of making the team.

And around here, some of the "scrubs" are more loved then some of the skill guys. If people got to pick, I would not be surprised if, after Crosby and Malkin, the 3rd choice would be Max Talbot. Ahead of Fleruy, ahead of Gonchar, ahead of Staal. He might even challenge Malkin for 2nd.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-10-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Carolina presented their new alternate uniforms today, though the design has generally been guessed at for a while now. Basically, the shoulder logo (storm-flag-on-a-stick) and primary logo are trading places. The design is also mostly black with only the name and numbers in white with red trim and the red and black pattern on the shirttail changed to black and gray. There will also be a red/gray strip on the sleeve and the lower leg.

At least it's not waving a white flag.

Dr. Sak · 09-11-2008, 05:20 AM

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Wow, that's pretty cool. I figured they'd send some AHL scrub you never heard of. Are you a full season ticket holder?

I don't have season tickets. It was my buddy and he has a half a season ticket plan.

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Well, that's pretty solid actually. I'm still waiting to see how many times the scrubs get sent out, and the guys at the door say, "Who are you again?"

Here's an article on TSN on the guys they sent out.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=2490...headlines_main

Joining Crosby in knocking on front doors were Marc-Andre Fleury, Jordan Staal, Sergei Gonchar, Brooks Orpik, Maxime Talbot, Tyler Kennedy, Pascal Dupuis and Jeff Taffe.

The Pens tape all of these and put them on their website. Last year Talbot delivered tickets to an older lady and she kept calling him Malone. I think this is a great thing the Pens do for their fans. The Pens as a whole, minus the whole almost moving bit, treat their fans really well.

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If it is the same as last year, only about 20 ticket holders got a visitor, and it was by those pretty much assured of making the team.

And around here, some of the "scrubs" are more loved then some of the skill guys. If people got to pick, I would not be surprised if, after Crosby and Malkin, the 3rd choice would be Max Talbot. Ahead of Fleruy, ahead of Gonchar, ahead of Staal. He might even challenge Malkin for 2nd.

Chicks dig Talbot. A lot of girls I know are head over heels in love with the guy. If Colby was still on the team you could say the same for him. He was really popular.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 07:28 AM

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Joining Crosby in knocking on front doors were Marc-Andre Fleury, Jordan Staal, Sergei Gonchar, Brooks Orpik, Maxime Talbot, Tyler Kennedy, Pascal Dupuis and Jeff Taffe.

The Pens tape all of these and put them on their website. Last year Talbot delivered tickets to an older lady and she kept calling him Malone. I think this is a great thing the Pens do for their fans. The Pens as a whole, minus the whole almost moving bit, treat their fans really well.

Chicks dig Talbot. A lot of girls I know are head over heels in love with the guy. If Colby was still on the team you could say the same for him. He was really popular.

Yep, that is the same article from the PG today. How did they end up with Taffe? He wasn't even signed until a few weeks ago.

Everyone loves Talbot. Some of the TV timeout stuff they show on the Jumbotron with him is hilarious.

And Colby is a UFA after this season. Is there any doubt he'll be back?

Of course, Rico Fata started out really popular here too.

Maple Leafs · 09-11-2008, 08:51 AM

My friend got Leafs season tickets and they were delivered by Tie Domi.

It wasn't a promotional thing, he's just doing part-time work as a bike courier these days.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 09:28 AM

What, having Leafs tickets wasn't punishment enough?

Draft Dodger · 09-11-2008, 09:47 AM

I like that Canes jersey

Galaxy · 09-11-2008, 10:11 AM

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If being a Leafs fan wasn't punishment enough.

Fixed.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 05:38 PM

My tickets got delivered today....

by the UPS guy.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 06:17 PM

Dola

Get to Wilkes-Barre Dec 13th to get your Michel Therrien bobblehead.

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 07:23 PM

Double Dola

Canes sign Eric Staal to 7 year / $57.75M extension ($8.25M per)-- kicks in in 2009-10.

Dr. Sak · 09-11-2008, 07:23 PM

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Dola

Get to Wilkes-Barre Dec 13th to get your Michel Therrien bobblehead.

Thats my birthday!

Suburban Rhythm · 09-11-2008, 07:25 PM

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Thats my birthday!

The gift that keeps on giving - Michel Therrien bobblehead.

Dr. Sak · 09-11-2008, 07:27 PM

Actually I think I am going to Philly that day...the Pens and Flyers play in Philly.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-11-2008, 07:52 PM

I didn't know alternate jerseys were back this year. Interesting.

Fidatelo · 09-12-2008, 08:22 AM

Alternate jerseys are ok, but I think teams need to take it a step further. I think teams should start having alternate nicknames, so for like 5 games a year the NY Rangers become the NY Tropics with jerseys and other promo items to match.

09-03-2008, 08:17 PM	#801
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Mats Sundin confirmed today that he's not planning to make any decisions before the season starts, and will probably play a partial season a la Forsberg or Niedermayer. In other words... "Hey, remember that shit I said at the deadline about how you need to be on a team from October to June? I can not believe you suckers actually bough that!" __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis Last edited by Maple Leafs : 09-03-2008 at 08:17 PM.

09-03-2008, 08:29 PM	#802
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	Mats Sundin is the new Brett Favre? __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

09-03-2008, 08:53 PM	#803
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Didn't see this posted To Florida: Bryan McCabe and 2010 4th round pick To Toronto: Mike Van Ryn __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-03-2008, 10:46 PM	#805
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	I see that Stephane Yelle signed with the Bruins. I had no idea he was even still in the league. He's been on Calgary for years? How did I miss this? I never watch the Flames but still... __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

09-10-2008, 06:56 AM	#808
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Chelios OFFICIALLY signs his one year deal. Year 25. Panthers agree to 6 tear extension with Keith Ballard. So, where will Bouwmeester be traded in February? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-10-2008, 08:18 AM	#809
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I forget - how did Ballard get to Fla? __________________ Mile High Hockey

09-10-2008, 08:19 AM	#810
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Jokinen?

09-10-2008, 09:42 AM	#812
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	My friend just told me that the Pens called him and a player will deliver his tickets to him today at 4pm at his house. I offered him $200 to let me answer the door. He declined. I still might show up in his yard with my Flyers jersey.

09-10-2008, 12:56 PM	#823
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	(that little exchange is fun- I miss the season and it needs to start soon) SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 09-10-2008 at 12:56 PM.

09-10-2008, 01:29 PM	#826
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	For anyone wondering...I am taking the good Dr to the Pens/Flyers game 10/14. I am slightly worried...since as I mentioned, I know I am a couple years older, and remember prior posts about cougars. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-10-2008, 03:55 PM	#828
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	so, who delivered the tix? __________________ Mile High Hockey

09-10-2008, 05:54 PM	#829
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Gonchar

09-10-2008, 09:12 PM	#833
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Carolina presented their new alternate uniforms today, though the design has generally been guessed at for a while now. Basically, the shoulder logo (storm-flag-on-a-stick) and primary logo are trading places. The design is also mostly black with only the name and numbers in white with red trim and the red and black pattern on the shirttail changed to black and gray. There will also be a red/gray strip on the sleeve and the lower leg.

09-11-2008, 08:51 AM	#839
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	My friend got Leafs season tickets and they were delivered by Tie Domi. It wasn't a promotional thing, he's just doing part-time work as a bike courier these days. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

09-11-2008, 09:28 AM	#840
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	What, having Leafs tickets wasn't punishment enough? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-11-2008, 09:47 AM	#841
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I like that Canes jersey __________________ Mile High Hockey

09-11-2008, 05:38 PM	#843
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	My tickets got delivered today.... by the UPS guy. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-11-2008, 06:17 PM	#844
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Dola Get to Wilkes-Barre Dec 13th to get your Michel Therrien bobblehead. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

09-11-2008, 07:23 PM	#845
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Double Dola Canes sign Eric Staal to 7 year / $57.75M extension ($8.25M per)-- kicks in in 2009-10. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" Last edited by Suburban Rhythm : 09-11-2008 at 07:23 PM.

09-11-2008, 07:27 PM	#848
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Actually I think I am going to Philly that day...the Pens and Flyers play in Philly.

09-11-2008, 07:52 PM	#849
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I didn't know alternate jerseys were back this year. Interesting. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-12-2008, 08:22 AM	#850
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Alternate jerseys are ok, but I think teams need to take it a step further. I think teams should start having alternate nicknames, so for like 5 games a year the NY Rangers become the NY Tropics with jerseys and other promo items to match. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

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