Hello!!

Flasch186 · 12-05-2005, 09:24 PM

hxxp://www.direct2drive.com/326/product/

Anyone heard of this pron of a game?

DaddyTorgo · 12-05-2005, 09:26 PM

FWIW the first one got middling to crappy reviews if i remember right.

SackAttack · 12-05-2005, 10:01 PM

Ah, geez.

I played the preview build of the first one at E3 a couple years ago. It was kind of awkward because the pretty Eidos rep was standing next to me the whole time asking if I needed help or had questions.

I had no idea how to respond to that.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-05-2005, 11:07 PM

I downloaded a 30-minute trial of the original Singles game (from Trygames or something like that), and it was so bad that I didn't even get through the half hour. It was horrible. I don't know if they added much to the sequel, but I can't imagine it being worth playing.

ThunderingHERD · 12-05-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I downloaded a 30-minute trial of the original Singles game (from Trygames or something like that), and it was so bad that I didn't even get through the half hour.

Or was it so good you didn't get through the half hour?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-05-2005, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Or was it so good you didn't get through the half hour?

SackAttack · 12-05-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

A frowning fapping smiley? wow.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-05-2005, 11:34 PM

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A frowning fapping smiley? wow.

Sadly, Singles: Flirt Up Your Life did nothing for me.

stevew · 12-06-2005, 12:17 AM

Yeah, but in this game you can set up all manner of 3 somes. Its the bomb!

DaddyTorgo · 12-06-2005, 12:24 AM

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Yeah, but in this game you can set up all manner of 3 somes. Its the bomb!

are there manners of 3somes you'd want to setup besides MFF and FFF ??

Hurst2112 · 12-07-2005, 02:30 AM

downloading it now for my wife. i told her that if there was anything in the game that is dirtier than what we already do, I will eat a spoonful of my own shit.

hehe...i got this one in the bag.

Antmeister · 12-07-2005, 02:32 AM

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downloading it now for my wife...

Right.....sure you are.

Antmeister · 12-07-2005, 02:34 AM

I must admit that I tried the original and like Pumpy, I found it was boring. It was like a poor man's "The Sims" with some nudity involved. Since I was a huge fan of the Leisure Suit Larry line of games, I figured this might be up my alley. I was wrong.

Hurst2112 · 12-07-2005, 03:13 AM

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Right.....sure you are.

yeah, um...what i gave up to post this would shock mere mortals. 'Just checking the download progress hun." (she couldn't speak).

WHAT?!?!?!?

ThunderingHERD · 12-07-2005, 03:24 AM

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are there manners of 3somes you'd want to setup besides MFF and FFF ??

I downloaded some random internet porn the other day. It started out well enough, just looked like your typical MMF scenario. Not really my bag, but I thought I'd see it through to the end nonetheless. So they're all three standing up--the one dude is standing face-to-face with the girl making out with her, and the other dude is behind her rubbing her shoulders and kissing her back and what-not. Then the dude in front obviously gets the idea that he wants to slip it in--still normal up to this point. Well, he has a little trouble finding his target. So the girl reaches down to guide him--still normal. But... but... but... the girl gets waved off... by the dude. He takes matters in to his own hands--at this point I'm heading for the stop button. But before I can make it to the stop button, I see the "guide" taking the "scenic route," if you know what I mean.

Oh, god, I feel so dirty. So cold, and so damn, so damn dirty.

ThunderingHERD · 12-07-2005, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112

downloading it now for my wife. i told her that if there was anything in the game that is dirtier than what we already do, I will eat a spoonful of my own shit.

hehe...i got this one in the bag.

If eating a spoonful of your own shit is already in your repetoire, I'd say you probably do have this one in the bag.

Hurst2112 · 12-07-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

If eating a spoonful of your own shit is already in your repetoire, I'd say you probably do have this one in the bag.

funny...like who hasn't. Right?

BTW...I'm leaving my posts up for fodder. Needless to say, I was hammered last night.

Hurst2112 · 12-14-2005, 10:35 PM

ok, ok...

at the request of the mrs...I have been asked to post a question to ANYBODY that can help her out with Singles 2.

She is trying to get past the tutorial and can't seem to get the 2 main characters to screw. Anybody know of some forums for this game?

Don't laugh. It turns out she is unsatisfied by our real sex life and needs to watch some characters with unusually small heads do it.

SirFozzie · 12-16-2005, 11:39 AM

Search for Singles 2 on GameFaqs.com

http://dw.com.com/redir?asid=921130&...Fsingles_2.txt is a direct link to the file, but IIRC, GameFaqs does not allow direct linking, C&P

Desnudo · 12-16-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112

ok, ok...

at the request of the mrs...I have been asked to post a question to ANYBODY that can help her out with Singles 2.

She is trying to get past the tutorial and can't seem to get the 2 main characters to screw. Anybody know of some forums for this game?

Don't laugh. It turns out she is unsatisfied by our real sex life and needs to watch some characters with unusually small heads do it.

Maybe she's tired of watching you spoon shit into your mouth and actually wants some sex?

Hurst2112 · 12-16-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Maybe she's tired of watching you spoon shit into your mouth and actually wants some sex?

Oh, stop it. No reason to talk about those Asian scat movies on the web.

12-05-2005, 11:07 PM	#4
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I downloaded a 30-minute trial of the original Singles game (from Trygames or something like that), and it was so bad that I didn't even get through the half hour. It was horrible. I don't know if they added much to the sequel, but I can't imagine it being worth playing. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-07-2005, 02:30 AM	#11
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	downloading it now for my wife. i told her that if there was anything in the game that is dirtier than what we already do, I will eat a spoonful of my own shit. hehe...i got this one in the bag. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

12-14-2005, 10:35 PM	#18
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	ok, ok... at the request of the mrs...I have been asked to post a question to ANYBODY that can help her out with Singles 2. She is trying to get past the tutorial and can't seem to get the 2 main characters to screw. Anybody know of some forums for this game? Don't laugh. It turns out she is unsatisfied by our real sex life and needs to watch some characters with unusually small heads do it. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

12-16-2005, 11:39 AM	#19
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Search for Singles 2 on GameFaqs.com http://dw.com.com/redir?asid=921130&...Fsingles_2.txt is a direct link to the file, but IIRC, GameFaqs does not allow direct linking, C&P __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

12-05-2005, 09:26 PM	#2
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	FWIW the first one got middling to crappy reviews if i remember right.

12-05-2005, 10:01 PM	#3
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Ah, geez. I played the preview build of the first one at E3 a couple years ago. It was kind of awkward because the pretty Eidos rep was standing next to me the whole time asking if I needed help or had questions. I had no idea how to respond to that.

12-06-2005, 12:17 AM	#9
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Yeah, but in this game you can set up all manner of 3 somes. Its the bomb!

12-07-2005, 02:34 AM	#13
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I must admit that I tried the original and like Pumpy, I found it was boring. It was like a poor man's "The Sims" with some nudity involved. Since I was a huge fan of the Leisure Suit Larry line of games, I figured this might be up my alley. I was wrong.

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