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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Breaking war news!
The Pentagon is now reporting that they have seized upon a "target of opportunity" and have dropped 8 iceberg buster bombs in Antarctic waters in an attempt to kill the colossal squid. One anonymous high-level authority stated off the record that damage assessment is underway, "...but it may be days or weeks before we know if we got him."
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04-11-2003, 12:19 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Is it just me, or has this damn squid thing gone WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too far?
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04-11-2003, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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That's why we have to stop him. He's gone too far!
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04-11-2003, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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04-11-2003, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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Kodos has a knack for taking a good thing, and ruining it.
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04-11-2003, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkeley
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attempt at cross referencing kodo's overused running jokes:
I wonder if the Bungals are scouting the squid at all with their first pick? |
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04-11-2003, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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I don't think the Squid has a long enough police record to be a #1 pick by the Bengals.
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04-11-2003, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Come on. The squid is far too good to play for the Bungles.
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04-11-2003, 12:33 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkeley
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You're right... and I'd hate to see his promising career ruined like that before he even had a real shot at stardom.
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04-11-2003, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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The squid would rather sit out another year and re-enter the draft in 2004. When asked if he would even consider playing for the Bengals, he said "I'd rather be eaten alive by a whale."
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04-11-2003, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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And continuing with the cross reference to Kodos' running jokes....
However there have been rumors the Dallas Cowboys have been looking at the squid with their first pick after getting burned on last years pick of the super smart monkey.
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04-11-2003, 01:04 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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My deep fryer is ready for Calimari, mmmmmmmmmmmmm collosall calimari.
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04-11-2003, 01:05 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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In related news:
Buckwheat has been shot. Buckwheat has been shot.
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04-11-2003, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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The Lincoln squirrel has been shot!
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04-11-2003, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mississippi
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Squid it!
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04-11-2003, 01:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Can you imagine throwing THAT squid on the ice at a Red Wings game?
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04-11-2003, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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yep, check out the story in this thread that CSNN brought you earlier this morning
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04-11-2003, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Hah, I missed that. I guess I should have gotten caught up on all the squid threads
Speaking of which, I bet 'ol CS has some pretty nice, custom tailored threads....
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04-11-2003, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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haha cuervo72, that's made me picture Colossal Squid wearing the crazy fat Elvis jumpsuit thing, that's an awesome image for a friday afternoon
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-11-2003, 10:15 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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I bet Colossal Squid would be one hell of a blocker...
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04-11-2003, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Unless of course he was drafted by the Bengals, in which case he'd be a pretty sure thing to bust
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04-11-2003, 10:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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What's with this squid? I've never heard about it
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04-11-2003, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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good point... |
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