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Old 04-11-2003, 09:14 AM   #1
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Knife thrower slices assistant on Live TV

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Here's my favorite part of the story

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Hanson ... is currently having to advertise for a new assistant as Yana, who bears two scars from previously mis-directed knives, wants to concentrate on her hula-hoop act. His previous assistant reportedly left the job after being hit in the foot, her third injury from a wayward knife.

Anyone need a job?


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Old 04-11-2003, 10:19 AM   #2
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
 
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Juuuuuust a bit outside!
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:23 AM   #3
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
 
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Dola.


"In 11 years of performing, I've only hit my assistant on five occasions," he told the Daily Mail newspaper recently.


..."and I'm getting better - this one didn't die!"
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:24 AM   #4
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I wonder if andy m needs work?
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:25 AM   #5
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SO does this classify as domestic abuse?
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:36 AM   #6
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Do they let this guy carve the turkey on thanksgiving?Or is there too much bloodshed?
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-11-2003, 11:59 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Ksyrup
Juuuuuust a bit outside!


In golf we would call that a bad slice ... not sure it applies here.
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