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04-09-2003, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Lorena Bobbit Part Deaux
There's been another penis chopping reported. This one was in Taiwan, not here in the good old US of A, thank god.
The scary thing is this is what my girlfriend always says she'll do to me if she ever catches me cheating on her...  ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman goes on the run after chopping off husband's penis A Taiwanese woman has gone on the run after cutting off her husband's penis and flushing it down the toilet. The woman, who has not been identified by authorities, is understood to have carried out the attack because she thought her husband was having an affair. The 51-year-old victim is in a stable condition in hospital after surgeons stitched up his wound to stop the bleeding. Police said the man, identified only by his surname Tsai, was found by his teenage son - who was awoken by his father's cries of agony. The 17-year-old said: "I ran into his room and found my father rolling in his bed covered with blood. So I called for an ambulance and rushed my father to hospital." Police are hunting for the man's wife, reports theNews 24 website.
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04-09-2003, 12:56 PM
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Oh my....and she flushed it, too. Worse than cutting it off, disposing of it in a manner where it most likely will not be recovered (even as just a keepsake) is even more terrible.
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04-09-2003, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Yeah, at least John Wayne B. got his sewn back on...
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04-09-2003, 01:03 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Rule #1 - if you're gonna cut off a guy's penis, at least make sure you KNOW he's been cheating on you.
Rule #2 - don't go cuttin' off penises!
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04-09-2003, 01:04 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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That is bad...of course, most of us wouldn't really care, since ours are so big that they would get stuck at the bottom of the bowl and be easily retrievable from there. Right? 
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04-09-2003, 01:34 PM
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Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Re: Lorena Bobbit Part Deaux
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So, umm, don't cheat. 
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04-09-2003, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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hmm, cant they just grow a replacement penis on his arm or something?
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04-09-2003, 01:41 PM
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Re: Re: Lorena Bobbit Part Deaux
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Well, yeah...
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04-09-2003, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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Re: Re: Lorena Bobbit Part Deaux
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And don't be suspected of cheating.  |
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04-09-2003, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Best lines thusfar in a loaded thread:
"There's been another penis chopping reported. " "...(even as just a keepsake)..."
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