One bit of technology/gadgetry that I won't be getting...

terpkristin · 10-13-2005, 06:06 PM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

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Musical breast implants Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

As one of my male friends said, "Finally, breasts that are good for something other than looking nice."

/tk

SackAttack · 10-13-2005, 06:09 PM

Aw, but just think! You'd never need to worry about iPod compatibility again!

Antmeister · 10-13-2005, 06:21 PM

That would be nice in some ways. When having one of those romantic nights, you just turn the nipple dial to select the song, scroll through contents of the see through breast panel and then play one of you favorite R & B hits as you eat in a public restaurant. For those public exhibitionists, they will have an excuse to expose themselves and since this is a female device, you won't find me complaining. But it would be hell to upgrade those things. If they add HDTV, males would have a great excuse to be staring at a woman's breast, because a football game will be playing on them.

Galaxy · 10-13-2005, 06:22 PM

It's like Peter having his own theme music whenever he moves!

Draft Dodger · 10-13-2005, 06:41 PM

I would hope that Kelis "Milkshake" would come free with all models

Draft Dodger · 10-13-2005, 06:43 PM

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According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.

I'm assuming this man doesn't get laid much.

sovereignstar · 10-13-2005, 06:44 PM

I'm assuming that we've found a cure for AIDS.

JeffR · 10-13-2005, 07:12 PM

And it's only a short step from this to some sort of fembot-style gun implant. That'll make for some amusing accidental shootings.

st.cronin · 10-13-2005, 07:25 PM

I don't think I'll be buying this company's stock.

Samdari · 10-13-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

As one of my male friends said, "Finally, breasts that are good for something other than looking nice."

/tk

I hear they are good for feeding babies. Designed for it in fact.

JeeberD · 10-13-2005, 11:47 PM

Pfffttt...what idiot told you that, Sam?

Warhammer · 10-14-2005, 08:16 AM

This gives a whole new meaning to "Tune in Tokyo!"

Ksyrup · 10-14-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

I hear they are good for feeding babies. Designed for it in fact.

Lullabies and breastfeeding! Perfect!

10-13-2005, 06:41 PM	#5
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I would hope that Kelis "Milkshake" would come free with all models __________________ Mile High Hockey

10-13-2005, 11:47 PM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Pfffttt...what idiot told you that, Sam? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-13-2005, 06:09 PM	#2
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Aw, but just think! You'd never need to worry about iPod compatibility again!

10-13-2005, 06:21 PM	#3
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	That would be nice in some ways. When having one of those romantic nights, you just turn the nipple dial to select the song, scroll through contents of the see through breast panel and then play one of you favorite R & B hits as you eat in a public restaurant. For those public exhibitionists, they will have an excuse to expose themselves and since this is a female device, you won't find me complaining. But it would be hell to upgrade those things. If they add HDTV, males would have a great excuse to be staring at a woman's breast, because a football game will be playing on them.

10-13-2005, 06:22 PM	#4
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	It's like Peter having his own theme music whenever he moves!

10-13-2005, 06:44 PM	#7
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I'm assuming that we've found a cure for AIDS.

10-13-2005, 07:12 PM	#8
JeffR High School JV Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada	And it's only a short step from this to some sort of fembot-style gun implant. That'll make for some amusing accidental shootings.

10-13-2005, 07:25 PM	#9
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I don't think I'll be buying this company's stock.

10-14-2005, 08:16 AM	#12
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	This gives a whole new meaning to "Tune in Tokyo!"

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