This happen to anyone else?

Rockstar · 10-05-2005, 03:40 PM

Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!

CraigSca · 10-05-2005, 03:47 PM

This used to happen to me quite frequently, but I used to tell the woman that I was a craigsca.

hukarez · 10-05-2005, 03:48 PM

This reminds me of those "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercials that air on TV over here.

WSUCougar · 10-05-2005, 03:48 PM

Excerpt from Page 207 of "Hot For Teacher: The David Lee Roth Story"

cougarfreak · 10-05-2005, 03:52 PM

That's classical. Hilarious.

CamEdwards · 10-05-2005, 03:59 PM

you weren't tipped off when she anally violated you with her nightstick?

KevinNU7 · 10-05-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!

You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car

John Galt · 10-05-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car

He's still working on it before he sends it to Penthouse.

sachmo71 · 10-05-2005, 04:32 PM

I can't believe he told her he was a rockstar. That just makes no sense.

Buzzbee · 10-05-2005, 04:41 PM

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!

Klinglerware · 10-05-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!

So you didn't tell her that you were a buzzbee? Or did you let your stinger do your talking?

Buzzbee · 10-05-2005, 04:49 PM

Ah, yes. I left out that key part of the story. I told her that I was Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot.

chinaski · 10-05-2005, 05:27 PM

every time i think of or see a lady cop, i always think of Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP.

Rockstar · 10-05-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!

Dont let the excitement of my life (cough. cough.) cause such jealousy.

This is just a mild occurance of the weird things that have happened to me. But there is a good point in the above post about sending it to Penthouse. Rockstars have all the great experiences.

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WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Excerpt from Page 207 of "Hot For Teacher: The David Lee Roth Story" __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

10-05-2005, 03:59 PM	#6
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	you weren't tipped off when she anally violated you with her nightstick? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-05-2005, 04:41 PM	#10
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar. So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip! __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

10-05-2005, 03:52 PM	#5
cougarfreak College Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Out of Grad School Hell :)	That's classical. Hilarious.

10-05-2005, 04:32 PM	#9
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I can't believe he told her he was a rockstar. That just makes no sense.

10-05-2005, 04:49 PM	#12
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Ah, yes. I left out that key part of the story. I told her that I was Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

10-05-2005, 05:27 PM	#13
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	every time i think of or see a lady cop, i always think of Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP.

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